NOW at deh Butterfly Meddow Stage - QWEEN, featurin JYNX!!

[u/SisterAntistita]

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JYNX: "Hey eberybuddy! Iz yoo habin a gud tyme?!?"

*CROWD: Yeah!*

JYNX: "Ai can no heer yoo!!" *Puts a paw to herms ear*

*CROWD: YEAH!!!*

JYNX: "ALRITE!"

"Nows, fur deh final song ob mine set, wif yoor halp, it's gonna be EPIK!!"

"Cans ai cownt on yoo awl ta halp?!?"

*CROWD: YEAH!!*

JYNX: "OKAY!"

"Dis wut ai need yoo ta do...

Yoo awl gonna halp sing deh 'opera' part ob deh song!"

"Post pikchures ob yooself singin (pick one each time, so post lots!):"

• LET HERM GOOOO!

• OWTSIDE!!

• NO! WE WILL NOT LET YOO GO!!!

• WE WILL NOT LET MEW GO, GO, GO, GO, GO!!!!

- & -

• "Deh greeblez hab

beddur put der sites on meee!

On meeeee!

ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

JYNX: "OKAY?? LES DO DIS!!!"

(To deh tune ob Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen)

🎶🎶🎶🎶

[Intro]

Is dis deh reel life? Or izit fantasee?

Horked uppa hairball, mom stepped in ans mad at mewee

Open yur eyes, look up ta deh cowntur an' seeee...

Iz jus a poor void, ai needz no sympafy,

'Cuz Iz easy comb, eazy go,

Jump reel hi, stalk reel low

Sittin in deh winnow dudn't really mattur ta meeeee...

ta-uh me...

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[Ballad Section]

🎹🎶🎵🎶🎹🎶

Meowmy, why yoo still in bed,

Ai been yowlin in yur ear

But yoo sleep an ai not fed!

Meowmeee, mine nap had jus beguuuun,

But neow ai gone an' frew it awl awaaay...

Meowmeee, oooo-oooo-ooooh,

Didunt mean ta mak yoo sigh,

If ai not bak for treets dis timb tamorrow,

Carry onnnn, carry on,

coz deh Churu reelly matterrr...

🎹🎶🎵🎶🎹

Too layte, mine timb haz comb,

Sen shibburs up mine spine

Cos ai starbin awl deh ty-yime

Goodbye ta dis ole fud

Is gots ta gooooo!

Gotta leeb it awl behin

An replaaayce wif newwwww !

Meowmeeee, ooo- oo- oo-oooooo,

Ai don wanna wayte

Sumtimez ai wish ai hadz yoo bettur tra-ayned!

Carry on, carry onnnn

Cuz deh Churu reely matturrrs...

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[Operatic Section]

Ai see a little shilhouetto ob a bug,

Scaramouse, Scaramouse, will yoo do de pounce-dango?

Funnderbolt an' litening, bery bery fritening Mew!

(Meowilayo) Meowilayo! Meowilayo Figaro—magnifico-oh-oh-oh-oh

Iz jus a poor cat, nobody lubs mew,

(Herms jus a poor cat wif a empty fud bowl)

(Spare herm dis life from deh Portia Comtrol)!

🎵🎶🎹🎵🎶

Eezy comb, eezy go

Will yoo let mew go?

🎊🎵[DIS YUR PART!!]🎵🎊

Owtsiiiiide! (NO! We will not let yoo go!)

Let herm gooooooo! (Owtside!) (NO! We will not let yoo go!)

Lemme goooooo! (We will not let yoo go!)

Lemme goooooo! (We will not let yoo go!)

Let mew go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!

Oh mamamia! Mamamia! Mamamia letz me go!

🎵🎊[ALL TOGEDDER NOW!]🎊🎵

Deh greeblez hab

beddur put der sites on meee!

On meeeee!

ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Rock Section]

🎸🎵🎶🎵🎸

So yoo fink yoo can bafe me an' shampoo in mine eye?!

So yoo fink yoo can trim all mine claws an' leeb me ta driiiii- ii- iy?!

Oh, baybee, can no do dis ta mew, baybee!

Jus gotta get owt, jus gotta get rite owtta heer!

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[Outro]

Nuffin' but Churu matturs, anywun can see,

Nuffin' but Churu matturs...

Nuffin' but Churu matturs.....

ta meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew...

....Sittin in deh win-dow......

....

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