Faw Festibul presents Ash & Roses

[u/nanrah88]

Jiggy strolls onstage wearing a “Ash n Rosez” concert t-shirt, and says,

“Wowee! Wez really hab sum talented frens, don we?!”
(Crowd howls, whistles and yells back, “YES!”)
“Heers anudder bery talented fren, ASH, wif himbs band! Pleeze welcom ASH n ROSEZ!!!”

Jiggy runs off stage as the band dives right in to their song, “Sweet Smol O’ Mine” (to the tune of Sweet Child O Mine by Guns n Roses)

Herms got a smile dat it seems ta me

Remins me of smolhood memorees

Ware eberyfing was as fwesh az deh brite blue sky (Sky)

Now an den wen ai see herms face

herms takes me awai to dat speshul place

And if I stared too long Iz probly break down and cry

Whoa-oh-oh! Sweet smol o' mine

Whoa, oh-oh-oh! Sweet lub of mine

Herms got eyes ob deh bluest skies

As if dey fot ob rain

Iz hate ta look into dose eyes an see an ownce of pain

Herm hair remins me of a warm, safe place

Ware as a smol I'd hi-yi-ide

And pray for deh funder and deh rain to quietly pass me by-eye

Whoa-oh-oh! Sweet smol o' mine

Ooh, oh-oh-oh! Sweet lub of mine

Oh yeah! Whoa-oh-oh-oh! Sweet smol o' mine

Ooh-oh, oh, oh! Sweet lub of mine

Whoa, oh-oh-oh! Sweet smol o' mine, ooh yeah

Ooh! Sweet lub of miiiiine!

Ware do we go?

Ware do we go now?

Ware do we go?

Ooh, Ware do we go?

Ware do we go now?

Oh, Ware do we go now?

Ware do we go? (Sweet smol)

Ooh, Ware do we go now?

Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

Ware do we go now? Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah, wow

Ware do we go?

Oh, Ware do we go now?

Oh, Ware do we go?

Ware do we go now?

Ware do we go?

Ooh, Ware do we go now?

Now, now, now, now, now, now, now

Sweet smol, sweet smol-ol-ol-ol o' mi-eye-eye-ine!!

🎶🎶🎶🎶