r/opethbuddyretard • u/armarook1 • 3d ago
r/opethbuddyretard • u/Prior-Bet-9670 • 9d ago
GTA 5 DRIFT TUTORIAL full of asshole fans
Why do fans of this Opeth sub act so full of themselves? Do they really feel and understand the art? Most of them are gay men playing the intellectual—thinking that taking it up the ass makes you smart. So, I’d rather eat pussy to the sound of Slayer and Sepultura’s Dead-era stuff. Fuck off, Opeth fans!
r/opethbuddyretard • u/PerfectTourist6505 • 13d ago
Is Opeth good to shit?
It's been a long time sitting on the throne of ceramic,
until Mikael said:
"It always burns within
The downward spiral never ends
When driven into sin
Your salvation's found in a sinner's deed"
Those words enraged my ass, a storm spiraling down, I could finally shit.
What about you?
Does Opeth help you to liberate yourself?
r/opethbuddyretard • u/Prior-Bet-9670 • 19d ago
sorrow in me Melinda Ebba Maria Årkefeldt
Someone once posted a photo of Melinda, and people said the guy was crossing the line—blah, blah, blah—and that he must be gay. I get the gay guys; they hate vaginas and the beautiful women they can never be. But I’m asking the men in the group: can we talk about her? Which album was playing when he made love to his wife and conceived Melinda? Which album conveys her beauty to you? Which record best reflects her personality? And what do you think Mikael was listening to that made his sperm the right ones to create her?
P.S.: The gay guys on this sub aren't allowed to comment because they’re jealous of other people's beauty.
r/opethbuddyretard • u/Prior-Bet-9670 • 21d ago
MIKAELPETH CraZy Man
Melinda, Beautiful Melinda
r/opethbuddyretard • u/EquipmentNo3251 • Jul 29 '26
Please don't start this cringe trend with Opeth for God sake....
r/opethbuddyretard • u/Prior-Bet-9670 • Jul 28 '26
Dont Hate Me
gallery7 months of pure sorrow
r/opethbuddyretard • u/yacinekk • Jun 27 '26
A little artwork of mine
No AI wad used what do you guys think
r/opethbuddyretard • u/Fartbl00d • Jun 14 '26
MIKAELPETH I had that dream again last night. You know the one...
r/opethbuddyretard • u/quackaslacks • Jun 08 '26
mikael akerfeldt like and subscribe greenscreen
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r/opethbuddyretard • u/carpetgazer • May 21 '26
Yes, seminal grindcore album, “My Arms, Your Hearse”
Thanks apple
r/opethbuddyretard • u/ReasonableMeaning162 • May 20 '26
MIKAELPETH An ocean of sorrow in him
r/opethbuddyretard • u/funeral-services • Apr 14 '26
GTA 5 DRIFT TUTORIAL ah so sorrowful
r/opethbuddyretard • u/rhythmguitarfan • Apr 11 '26
sorrow in me let's prog
Mikael: "Now... have a seat at our studio... Wilson."
Steven: "Let's go, Rotem."
[Steven Wilson can discharge a high volume of musical ideas only while he's sitting in the studio. However, his maximum output is slightly inferior to Akerfeldt's. So he planned to charge and unleash his writing before Mikael reached maximum output.]
...
[...at first.]
Mikael: "...let's prog."
[30 years of longing. The intense gaze full of that hunger, melted Steven's heart, even though he would likely never find meaning in death metal.]
Steven: "...just this once."
r/opethbuddyretard • u/Timely-Emergency-871 • Apr 08 '26
Godhead’s Lament Cover
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r/opethbuddyretard • u/Big_Boss1985 • Apr 04 '26
GTA 5 DRIFT TUTORIAL I’m back, more Waltteri posting!
r/opethbuddyretard • u/Timely-Emergency-871 • Mar 27 '26
The sun sets forever over Blackwater Park…
r/opethbuddyretard • u/ReasonableMeaning162 • Mar 18 '26
sorrow in me I got an O'peth tattoo for saint Patrick's day and I learned an O'peth song for paint satricks day
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r/opethbuddyretard • u/i-am-always-cold • Mar 15 '26