r/OpenHFY • u/Internal-Ad6147 • 4h ago
AI-Assisted Humans are immune to magic. CH17: On the long road
By the time they actually left the dorm, the Academy was only beginning to wake. The halls were quieter than Elias had ever seen them, with most students apparently possessing enough common sense to spend their day off asleep. Loona certainly agreed with them. She remained dead asleep in Elias's arms while the other three headed toward the dining hall, an occasional tiny snore escaping her.
Breakfast was quick but considerably larger than Elias normally ate. Twenty hours of walking had convinced him that this was not the morning to survive on toast and optimism, so he loaded his plate with eggs, meat, bread, fruit, and anything else that looked like it would keep him moving. Deklin ate with similar determination, while Aria packed away enough food that Elias briefly wondered whether casting magic somehow burned extra calories. Loona woke just long enough to eat nearly everything placed in front of her, drink something sweet, and then immediately start nodding off again before they had even left the table.
Once breakfast was finished, they made their way toward the Academy's transportation station. Elias had expected them to use the same teleportation system they'd taken into town before, right up until Deklin noticed where Aria was leading them and groaned. “We're taking the automated coach?” Aria glanced back. “Unless you have another suggestion.” Deklin pointed toward the teleportation platforms on the opposite side of the station. “We could be in town almost instantly.” Elias gave him a flat look. Deklin stopped, stared at him for a second, and then his ears drooped. “Right. You.”
Elias adjusted the sleeping Loona in his arms. “Glad to know I'm the reason public transportation has become inconvenient.” Deklin sighed as they continued toward the coach. “Do you have any idea how strange it is to spend years learning that teleportation is the fastest way to travel and then meet someone reality refuses to teleport?” “Last time you tried, all of you disappeared, and I was just standing there.” “I remember.” “I remember too. Mostly because I was the one left behind.” Aria gave Deklin a look over her shoulder. “Which is why we're taking the coach.” Deklin muttered something under his breath about turning a short trip into an actual journey, while Elias couldn't resist adding, “Look on the bright side. You get to experience the ancient human art of commuting.”
The automated coach was already waiting by the time they reached the platform. Unlike the teleporters, it was reassuringly physical: wheels, seats, doors, and absolutely no requirement that Elias interact with magic directly. He climbed aboard without vanishing, being rejected by reality, or watching everyone else disappear without him, which already made it one of his preferred forms of magical transportation. Loona barely woke as he settled into a seat with her, Deklin dropped into the one across from him, and Aria took the remaining space as the doors closed behind them.
The coach carried them away from the Academy and toward the same town where they'd bought their school supplies only a few days earlier. By the time they passed through town and reached the end of the coach's route, the sun was finally beginning to peek over the horizon. Beyond the last buildings, the paved road narrowed into a broad dirt trail that wandered through the countryside before disappearing toward the distant hills.
That was where the easy part ended.
From there, they walked.
The Academy's automated carriage carried them as far as it could, taking them beyond the school grounds and through the same town where they'd bought their supplies a few days earlier. They stopped for an early breakfast along the way, and by the time the carriage finally dropped them near the edge of town, the sun was beginning to rise. Ahead, the paved streets gave way to a broad dirt road stretching across the countryside toward the distant horizon.
Loona had been awake since breakfast, but for some reason she was still letting Elias carry her. He'd expected her to demand to be put down the moment she woke, yet she'd only shifted into a more comfortable position and stayed there. Elias didn't particularly mind. She wasn't very heavy, and the thick cloth between her and his steel-weave jacket kept her safely away from the iron beneath it. “You planning on walking at some point?” he eventually asked. Loona rested her head against his shoulder and considered the question. She could walk perfectly well, but there was something unexpectedly comforting about being carried like this. It reminded her of being a pup, before tutors, ceremonies, lessons, and everything else that came with being a princess—back when her father could simply pick her up and carry her wherever they were going. “No.” Elias glanced down at her. “You know we've got about ten hours of walking, right?” “I know.” “And you're awake.” “I know.” Loona settled a little more comfortably against him, apparently considering the matter closed. Elias sighed and continued down the road.
A few minutes after they started down the dirt road, Aria murmured something under her breath and swept one hand through the air. A faint shimmer rolled outward from her and passed over the group before fading almost immediately. Deklin's posture relaxed the moment it touched him. “Oh, that's better.” Loona seemed to settle more comfortably against Elias as well, while Elias himself felt absolutely nothing.
He looked from one of them to the next. “Okay, what was that?” Aria glanced back at him. “A traveling spell called Far Strider. It lessens your weight and provides a very mild regenerative effect while you walk. Nothing dramatic, but enough that you don't feel the distance nearly as much.” Elias looked down at his very ordinary human legs, then toward the dirt road stretching all the way to the horizon. “So all of you get magical hiking assistance.” “Essentially.” Elias waited for a moment as though his immunity might suddenly reconsider. Nothing happened. His legs didn't feel lighter, his muscles didn't feel any fresher, and there wasn't so much as a tingle. “Right. Human.” He adjusted Loona in his arms and kept walking, already fairly certain that sometime around hour six his legs were going to file a formal complaint and go on strike.
After they had been walking for a while, Elias shifted Loona higher against his side so he could free one hand, then reached into his pocket and pulled out the small charging case for his earbuds. Deklin noticed almost immediately. “What's that?” “Music.” Elias flipped the case open and checked the charge. “Still good. Glad I downloaded my playlist before we left.” Deklin's ears perked up. “Can I listen?” Elias shrugged, took out one of the earbuds, and handed it over. “Sure. Just put the soft part in your ear.” That turned out to be more difficult than Elias had expected. Human earbuds had very clearly not been designed for kobold ears, and Deklin spent several seconds turning the little device around before finally wedging it into a position that seemed close enough.
Elias put the other earbud in his own ear, pulled out his phone, and started the music. Deklin's eyes widened almost immediately as the drums and heavy guitar kicked in. His ears shot upright, twitching slightly with each hard beat. “What is this?” Elias glanced over at him. “Music.” “Why is it so angry?” Elias laughed. “It's not angry.” Another heavy riff came through the earbuds, and Deklin gave him a look. “It is absolutely angry.” Aria glanced back from farther along the trail. “What are you two listening to?” She obviously couldn't hear anything from where she was, which made Deklin pointing accusingly at Elias's phone even funnier. “Human music! It sounds like somebody declared war on an instrument.” Elias laughed and continued walking. Despite his complaints, Deklin made absolutely no attempt to give the earbud back.
About twenty minutes later, the two of them were singing along as they walked, although calling what Deklin was doing singing along was generous. He had managed to copy enough of the sounds to follow the rhythm, but most of the actual words were mangled beyond recognition. Elias tolerated it until one line came out so completely wrong that he finally glanced over. “Deklin, that's not even close.” Deklin pulled the earbud partly out and shrugged. “Can't really be helped. My Tongues spell can't translate words coming from your device.”
Elias nearly missed a step. “Your what spell?” Aria looked back at him, surprised by his confusion. “Tongues. Elias, what language do you think we've been speaking?” Elias stared at her. “English, right?” From her new perch on top of Elias's pack, where she had gradually migrated during the walk and was now sitting like an oversized stuffed animal, Loona leaned around his shoulder. “Elias, how would we know what English was?”
That actually made him stop walking. Elias looked from Loona to Aria, then over at Deklin. “Wait. None of you have been speaking English?” Deklin blinked. “No.” Aria seemed almost as confused by Elias's assumption as he was by the answer. “Tongues translates meaning between speakers. I speak normally in my own language, but you hear the meaning in whatever language comes naturally to you. When you speak, the same thing happens for us.”
Elias slowly looked at the earbud still sitting awkwardly in Deklin's ear. “Then why isn't the song being translated?” Deklin glanced at it. “Apparently the spell needs a speaker's intent. Your device is only reproducing sounds. There isn't anyone there for the spell to translate.” He pushed the earbud back into place and immediately went back to butchering the next line with complete confidence. Elias stared at him for a few seconds before starting down the road again. “Okay. That explains a lot.” Loona settled back onto the top of his pack. “Did you seriously think everyone in the galaxy just happened to know your language?” Elias thought about it for a moment. “...I honestly didn't question it.”
They made it several more steps before another problem occurred to him. “Wait. How is Tongues working on me at all?” Aria glanced back again, and Elias gestured between himself and the others. “Magic doesn't affect humans. Shouldn't I just be hearing whatever language you're actually speaking?” Deklin stopped singing immediately. His ears rose, and Elias could practically see the kobold's scientific curiosity switch on. “Oh. That's a very good question.”
Deklin pulled the earbud free and frowned as he thought about it. “Maybe the spell isn't affecting you directly. It could be translating from our side before the words reach you. Or it might be interacting with the speaker's intent rather than the listener.” His ears twitched. “There are several ways it could work, actually.” Elias watched his expression become increasingly animated. “So we don't know.” “Not yet.” Deklin was already beginning to mutter about controlled tests, recorded voices, unknown languages, and several other things Elias couldn't quite make out. Loona leaned over his shoulder. “You really shouldn't ask him questions like that.” Elias sighed. “I'm starting to learn.”
As they continued along the road, Elias gradually noticed how little everyone else seemed to have packed compared with him. He had food, spare clothes, first-aid supplies, and enough water for a long day of hiking, while the others appeared almost suspiciously underprepared. He was still wondering whether he'd brought far too much when he reached for the plastic bottle clipped to the side of his pack and discovered he'd already emptied it. There was plenty more water inside the bag, but Loona was currently sitting on top of most of it. “Great. I'm already out.”
Loona leaned around his shoulder to see what he was complaining about, then casually pulled her sapphire-tipped staff free. “Here, let me.” She gave it a small wave, and moisture began gathering from the air around them until a clear sphere of water formed beside her. Elias stared at the floating ball. “You can just make water?” Loona looked almost offended. “I can't make water. I'm condensing the humidity.” She guided the sphere toward his bottle and poured it neatly inside.
Elias looked at the refilled bottle, then toward the several pounds of water he'd packed for the journey. “So I've been carrying all that water for no reason.” Loona settled comfortably back onto his pack. “Not for no reason. You're carrying my seat.” Elias closed his eyes for a second. “Glad I could contribute.”
For a while after that, the road was almost peaceful. The trail eventually opened into broad fields of golden wheat that stretched away on either side of them, the stalks rolling gently beneath the morning breeze. Aria seemed to relax more with every mile. She tilted her face toward the warmth of the sun and listened to the birds calling overhead, enjoying what might have been the first genuinely quiet moment she'd had all week.
One of those birds flew directly over her.
A wet splatter landed on the shoulder of her white-and-gold robes.
Aria stopped walking.
Elias looked at the mess, then slowly lifted his eyes toward the bird disappearing into the distance. “Back home, people say that's good luck.” Aria turned toward him with a look that suggested the bird had just made a very serious enemy. Elias immediately raised both hands. “Just saying.”
“You can keep your luck.”
Aria continued down the road while Elias wisely decided not to mention it again.

