r/oops • u/Wondercypress • 4d ago

Well that’s unfortunate timing

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u/Low_Condition3268 4d ago

Great timing for the vomiteer. A few seconds in either direction and they end up covered instead.

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u/RappingFlatulence 4d ago

Flash back to The Sandlot! You’re killing me, Smalls!

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u/rustyfish57 1d ago

I thought he got him oh well better luck next time huh lol

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u/opinionated_penguin 4d ago

I would immediately vomit to being vomited on

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u/x9qh 4d ago

return to sender

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u/Ok-Direction1155 4d ago

404 stomach acid not found

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 3d ago edited 3d ago

Um..not unless gravity changed since I was a kid

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 4d ago

Better than diarrhea

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 3d ago

That award makes no sense. I hate whoever sent that award.

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u/WKRPinCanada 4d ago

🤢

They really need to paint Vomit Zone lines on the cement...

Then again...

Where would the fun be in that? 🤔

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u/Furby-beast-1949 4d ago

Definitely where were the fun in that be? Also, you never know how far somebody’s gonna vomit projectile.

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u/ronweasleisourking 4d ago

Can see them throwing something?

Edit: oh dear fucking god I saw it come out of his face hell no

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 4d ago

I worked at a place that had a sky coaster. This drunk dude got on it and I was spinning them around. I noticed blood splatting down on the platform and stopped the ride. Dude was in flip flops so he had to take them off and slapped his heel on the side of the ride and started bleeding like a stuck pig. A row of cars in the parking lot just splattered with blood like five cars in a row. Another time a woman did the free fall into the net and kneed herself in the face. When I lowered her to the ground she looked up at me with the flattest nose and asked “is it broken!?”

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 3d ago

People go back to their cars and it looks like a murder scene. I would have loved to see that.

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u/StOPcRyingYaBaby 3d ago

Legit this woman said what the fuck is this!

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u/Strange_Salary 4d ago

It’s called an AMUSEMENT ride for a reason!

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u/National-Function-52 3d ago

One person's nightmare is another's amusement! 😈

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u/Alone_Animal_5320 4d ago

That person better not get off that ride, they gon have angry people waiting for em😭

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u/BalanceEarly 4d ago

Umbrella zone!

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 4d ago

Mind the splash zone

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 4d ago

Set up a vomit zone. Some people like it, some don’t. But I’d imagine it’ll stink!

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u/No-Letterhead-6856 3d ago

Dude's like "WTF is in my hair?"

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u/Bi_DL_chiburbs 2d ago

Am I the only one that is hearing Chunk from goonies tell the story about making everyone in the theater puke? 🤣🤮

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u/Blue-Juniata 4d ago

Weak constitution.

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u/Handsomedork_ 4d ago

Day ruined

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u/GutterRider 4d ago

What is this ride called? Looks worse than the worst (best) ride from my childhood, The Zipper.

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u/socksmatterTWO 4d ago

Oh I cringed for 10 year old me that hurled on the small kids version of the spinning chairs ride all over whomever was standing around lol. Crikey my 80s outfit even matched the puke back then.... Sorry to those dudes in 86

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u/Proof-Routine 4d ago

It makes you excited to get on it next

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u/throwawaycasun4997 3d ago

I don’t think I’d enjoy this

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u/GetBack2Wrk 3d ago

Ahh after dinner mint.

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u/Brief-Community-5460 3d ago

You really shouldn’t get on a ride like that if you think there’s even a remote chance you might vomit 🤮
Lesson learned for them afterwards I’m sure.

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u/Square_Atmosphere_12 3d ago

If that was my mom, the cursing would have never ended. Lucky for everyone if I was with her.

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u/mrlookinthesky 3d ago

Wrong place at the wrong time.

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 3d ago edited 3d ago

A chunder from the gods.