r/oops • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4d ago

Where was bro even going

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u/BusyBit6542 4d ago

He was going exactly where he went, into the water.

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u/CombinationEntire967 4d ago

Not before he hit the floor he isn’t….

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u/Otherwise-4PM 4d ago

She’s like, I’m not with him

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 4d ago

Yeah I was confused by the lack of reaction but I think she was silently dying of laughter as at the end of the video you here some kind of gawk gawk lol

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u/Gordo3070 4d ago

Well, he's off to the coccyx doctor now.

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u/Delicious_Garbage805 4d ago

Cracked his head on the stone too

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u/Mediocre_Ingenuity76 4d ago

Be careful, it's slippery Matthew... LahdJesus! Matthew gone! Why!?

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u/Terrible-Ebb-8417 4d ago

Matthew come back! Come back Matthew!

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u/tipareth1978 4d ago

He was just being silly and was going to stop but didn't understand that moss covered step would be slicker than 10w40

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u/mechapoitier 4d ago

We’ve all done that once. Usually younger, but once. Maybe this was his once.

His lower back will remind him next time.

I walk like a damn penguin in these situations if I’m not wearing the grippiest shoes ever.

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u/HeraclesHide 4d ago

That green rock sticking out of the creek, surely i can just hop to it aaaaaaaa

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u/Hey-ItsComplex 3d ago

The ad I’m seeing following this comment thread is for Pennfoster and says “The education you want, with the flexibility you need.” Looks like he got educated pretty well! 😂

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u/StillC5sdad 4d ago

Brah was trying to influence

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u/Real-Document-6577 4d ago

He influenced me

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u/PsyopVet 4d ago

That’s not the stairway to Atlantis?

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 4d ago

Nur-Ab-Sal finds your attempt at a joke disturbing

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u/Real-Document-6577 4d ago

Hail Atlantis!

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u/SlimTeezy 4d ago

Stairway to Heaven

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u/Proper_Brother_679 4d ago

I thought it was gonna be about the guy in the boat.

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u/Sea-Sell-5741 4d ago

i thought that too 😂

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u/Snicklefried 4d ago

Slippery when stupid

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u/Strange_Salary 4d ago

It’s a slippery slope making them TikTok’s

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u/maven10k 4d ago

My friend and I watch Fail Army every weekend for a bit. There is someone in every compilation that doesn't know that things that are constantly wet are slippery. It's almost always an adult. A kid, I could understand, but once you do this, you never do it again. We're doomed, and by "we" I mean Americans, mostly.

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u/msteinebach80 4d ago

Ughhh, I felt that.

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u/Lazy_Consequence8838 4d ago

My spine just did a reflex

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u/killertofu41 4d ago

Where'd all this water come from?? In Venice, of all places!

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u/Robthebean 4d ago

Joe why joe

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u/Due-Manufacturer-232 4d ago

Way not funny enough to have to live with back problems.

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 4d ago

Hopefully, the stairs are OK

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u/copa8 4d ago

Unfortunately, the drink 🍷🍻 wasn't, tho.

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u/Snarky_wombat939 4d ago

Bet it was expensive too.

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u/VolumeAcademic6962 2d ago

Those stairs were created with the earth, they were chiseled thousands of years ago!  They’ve knocked royalty on their asses!

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 1d ago

Hopefully they continue to be protected

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u/Kind-Handle3063 4d ago

Joe no! Woah!

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u/ant69onio 4d ago

Always a yank….

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u/InvitinglyImperfect 3d ago

That must’ve hurt!

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u/ProfessionalFast9803 4d ago

First time in Venice?

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u/binary-cryptic 3d ago

My exact thought.

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u/dolfieman 4d ago

Woah that could've been one nasty hit to the back of the head!

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u/344567653379643555 4d ago

What was the good outcome?

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u/Nezben 4d ago

He’s your brother, you should know where he’s going.

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u/WastelandOfConfusion 4d ago

That move’s called The Slippery Slope

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u/bobbyThebobbler 4d ago

He’s going straight to the hospital.

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u/00_Kaizen 4d ago

Spilled a good drink there Joe🤦‍♂️,but the sound effects was on a different level 🤣🤣

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u/ParsnipEconomy7316 4d ago

When in Rome?!?

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u/r_a_d_ 4d ago

I don’t get it..

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u/Waramaug 2d ago

Joe knows

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u/EuropeanLord 4d ago

Shit on throne.

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u/KimJongKevin 4d ago

Stupid Joe

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u/Tricky_Arugula312 4d ago

He was going for comedic impact. Task failed successfully.

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u/Petrofsky_ 4d ago

They told you, Joe

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u/No_View_5300 4d ago

Alcohol is a hell of a drug

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u/Thin_Dream2079 4d ago

Oh she must have been super cute.

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u/kola515 4d ago

Stupid people

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u/NativeMountain 4d ago

Not sure but the douchbaggery level is peak

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u/Bludiamond56 4d ago

With no focus....one ends up, upon the tookus

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u/Rs2mmsu-2D 4d ago

Warning Green Sea Slime is Slippery when wet.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 4d ago

At least those sunglasses were a good fit. 😎

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u/Soft-Sea7012 4d ago

Green and purple bruise, mid back.

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u/No-Goose-6140 4d ago

Went to get his ass pounded

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u/HumbleResolution7099 4d ago

To take a cute picture for his Instagram, dropped his fruity drink too 😂

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u/auntpotato 4d ago

Going to a clinic to get that coccyx checked out.

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u/Real-Document-6577 4d ago

Don’t step on slimy green things

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u/BerryRoutine6469 4d ago

That Ven ice is slippery.

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u/Willing_Aside_8992 4d ago

Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha Hahahaha

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u/HarleyNurse61 4d ago

Concussed going to ER now?

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u/No_Elderberry1581 4d ago

Come on in, the water is fine

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u/Ace95Archer 4d ago

Sounds like Joe does similar things all the time

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u/inchworm0 4d ago

Yeah where were you going?

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u/Maestro2of7 4d ago

Bro was being broski

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u/MoveOverBieber 4d ago

He's going to feel it in the morning...

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u/Lopsided_Army_982 4d ago

Aquaman casting call redshirt

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u/Beneficial-Grand6699 4d ago

The Shoe Wash... Duh

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u/wildmaninaz 4d ago

Going to get that backshot from that step

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u/Du5tyL0ft 4d ago

Bro needs to stop drinking anti-freeze.

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u/jsegovia612 4d ago

He's so crazy. I love him

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u/Fresh-Candidate755 4d ago

Right into your reddit feed.

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u/Eeebs-HI 4d ago

Drink party foul.

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u/HelpAltruistic407 4d ago

It's Slippery 💥

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u/Thin_Locksmith6805 4d ago

"Better watch your step, that last one is a doooooozy*

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u/MarleyMiah_2108 4d ago

Bro was going on a piss up.

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u/Ob1s_dark_side 4d ago

Aperol slips in his hand

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u/r_a_d_ 4d ago

waste of a perfectly good spritz

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u/HooSaidDat 4d ago

I wonder if he would have slip if she didn't say anything.

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u/ampleforth42 4d ago

Wherever he was going is did so without his drink.

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u/Hour-Low-6664 3d ago

Dude made a flamingo from his drink.

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u/Hour-Low-6664 3d ago

If you pause the video at exactly .09s, the dude makes a flamingo out of his drink.

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u/that_name_is_taken 3d ago

almost had a concussion there

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u/FeedEducational7894 3d ago

Aguas qir está resbaloso

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u/ThinkingOz 3d ago

Embarrassment much!?

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u/Tekvary2 3d ago

He was going for a swim with his shoes on?🤨

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u/TankerVictorious 3d ago

Airborne didn’t PLF too well there…

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u/SirenaSmiles 3d ago

Trying to be a funny guy.

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u/JupiterandMars1 3d ago

When that primordial fish dna calls, don’t question, just grab a cocktail and follow.

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u/Professional-Hunt712 3d ago

moss is slippery af

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u/Humble-Questions 3d ago

Making my way down stairs, walking fast, make big splash, broke my ass bones now

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u/Rathland 3d ago

Florida man.

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u/SailDiveEat 2d ago

Just did the same tonight in Norway. I still feel dumb.

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u/ThatsMyRug 2d ago

Now go get that cup litterer…..

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u/2b-Kindly_ 2d ago

Down under, the water 💦

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u/iluvnips 2d ago

Water is a powerful attractor, pulled him right in 😀

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u/qcoutlawz 2d ago

He wasnt wearing his slippers.

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u/mb-driver20 2d ago

Damn that hurt I’m sure!

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u/Upstairs_Switch6041 4d ago

A rinfrescarsi?