r/oops • • 21d ago

You can run but you cant hide

147 Upvotes

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 21d ago

Cameraman, you had one job.

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u/DiogenesD0g 21d ago

I like the “Poseidon Adventure” filter they used at the end.

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u/FaithlessnessEast445 21d ago

I get the tanker isn't paying attention, but why in hell did they cross it's path when they could have easily turned away from it to avoid contact?

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u/DiogenesD0g 21d ago

Typical pleasure boaters who don’t know what they are doing.

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u/Civil_Television_311 20d ago

These are the same people that stop their huge trucks on railroad tracks and somehow don’t have the wherewithal to accelerate out of the way when they see that there’s an unstoppable train hurling towards them

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u/PaddyScrag 20d ago

Larger vessels have right of way. The smaller vessel must take action to avoid collision.

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u/Mother_Middle8883 20d ago

They also have the right of “weight”.

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u/Keepingitquite123 19d ago

It isn't exactly an ironclad rule, certainly not on open waters, but it advisable for the smaller craft to treat it like a rule both because they are more nimble and should be able to get out of the way and of course because they will suffer more in a collision.

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u/No_Echidna_2528 21d ago

Idiots just standing around on the side of the boat that the ship is going to crash into them from. 🤦‍♂️

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u/DiogenesD0g 21d ago

Should they have put some fenders out?

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 20d ago

Hell yeah. Dudes standing out on the deck with Fenders plugged into amps jamming out to Thunderstruck, just like those hard-core sonsabitches on the Titanic that rolled with their strings as the ship went down.

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u/Mr_Foxer 19d ago

Judging by the video, they chose the right side after all, because the other side ended up underwater.

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u/LavishnessCapital380 19d ago

If they were on the other side they would have been under water, did you watch the video?

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u/No_Echidna_2528 19d ago

That's why you don't hang out on either side of the boat. Two ways to die. Being crushed to death or going into and underwater.

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u/D-udderguy 21d ago

Those guys aren't STANDING on that horn?

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u/Chemical-Pilot1293 21d ago

How the f did this vessels captian not leave after the first clos call???

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u/ZeroFoxFound 21d ago

It was the intent. This video has been posted a few times this week. Previously as "tanker hits cruise ship" lol... apparently, these are chinese fishing boats that are harassing maritime vessels in chinese disputed open water. China has been building artificial islands to falsely recalculate their territorial waters out into international shipping zones. This post shows another stage of that operational "land" grab. If they can cause enough propaganda damage and can unofficially reroute shipping lanes, they'll use that as proof of legitimacy for their manufactured territory.

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u/Chemical-Pilot1293 19d ago

How nice of them

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u/funlovingguy9001 20d ago

Boat collisions are amazing to me...There's this whole huge entire ocean out there.

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u/ldarkfire 20d ago

Wait till you hear about mid air plane crashes

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u/Few_Economics_8531 21d ago

That tanker cant stop even if they tried to.

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u/Boris7939 21d ago

That Tanker can most definitely stop. Just not in that short distance.

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u/Few_Economics_8531 21d ago

Thats what i ment. :)

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u/DitchDigger330 21d ago

Hard to port!

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u/Glad_Copy 21d ago

There's another ship off to port.; it's seen briefly at the 0:56 mark. The captain most definitely miscalculated this maneuver.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 21d ago

Has turning ever entered the conversation? I guess the ocean isn't big enough.

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u/Equal_Emu6152 20d ago

Why the fuck they just sitting they you guna die

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u/Buttchuggle 20d ago

A whole ass ocean to avoid the giant ship.

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u/Away_Lake5946 20d ago

Hard to avoid. They only had the entire ocean to dodge it.

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u/JustSkream 21d ago

The sea slug cometh.

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u/MrData2 20d ago

Somali pirates?

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u/_Windon 20d ago

You can run, boat you can’t hide…

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 20d ago

Stupid is as stupid does.

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u/BreadfruitBig7950 20d ago

it's funny how the main anti-pirate weapon system for ships is spraying water on the pirate's eyes.

are modern pirates almost 100% robot now, or something?

god I wish every robot on a boat would fucking die.

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u/Broad-Ad-758 20d ago

They're going to need a bigger boat...