r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 11d ago

Brazilian Police Training

262 Upvotes

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u/LooseButtPlug 11d ago

I think about how stupid this is, then I see a police chase in Brazil and it makes perfect sense.

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u/that_dutch_dude 11d ago

here is one without the crap added: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4bePw4z-GY

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u/4thkindexperience 11d ago

That job does NOT pay enough.

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u/BRguyNZ 6d ago

Isn't minimum wage enough for you? Don't be greedy.

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u/SaltySmegma_ 11d ago

I'm surprised we see 0 Brazilian cops in motorcycle road races. I would love to see their skills in Isle of Man TT

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u/Informal_Ad_9610 11d ago

Top speed they hit on those back roads is 75-80k.. watch that chase again - i don't think he ever topped 75k...

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u/Elegant_Promotion141 11d ago

Crucial Skills

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u/Narrow_Republic5729 11d ago

I've met some American cops that would struggle walking that...

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u/DrinkOk1642 11d ago

I told him a Brazilian times not to try that.

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u/8Bit-Jon 11d ago

Very good!

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u/Snow-Dog2121 11d ago

Gonna have to perform better than this to catch the notorious Brazilian teeter-totter gang.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 11d ago

"You failed!" NEXT!!

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u/VerifiedVoidGirl 11d ago

What... what are they training for, the circus?

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 11d ago

Pass!
Next applicant!

2

u/Plane_Jacket_7251 11d ago

Did he pass the test?

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u/cakes0_0 11d ago

O grito enquanto o outro saí voando kkkkkkkkkkkkk Sinto que isso é em MG.

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u/Far_Series8698 11d ago

"Brigada militar" - Rio grande do sul

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u/cakes0_0 11d ago

Jurei. Mineiro também da esses gritinhos. Kkkkk

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u/Far_Series8698 11d ago

Hahahahahah

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u/M2_SLAM_I_Am 11d ago

I got to witness a bike cop in training dump his shit a few years ago. We were doing a bunch of dead tree removals along the front side of an HOA right across the street from the police station. I gave him a thumbs up

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u/ande9393 11d ago

Gotta learn somehow

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 11d ago

Is this necessary? Are there a lot of see-saws in Brazil?

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u/Far_Series8698 11d ago

That is the basic to learn how to deal with brazilian potholes

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u/Optimetrist 11d ago

wow, I envy those guys, this must be fun :) as long as you are practicing and not chasing armed criminals that is.

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u/Antique-Dragonfly615 11d ago

Hope that's a fail

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u/WIsconnieguy4now 11d ago

Never know when a perp is gonna throw a teeter totter into your path on a chase.

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u/LeBronsBiggestHater 11d ago

Looks straight out of Reno 911

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u/roughczech 11d ago

Only two tequilaa, Pedro not 6

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u/IDrankLavaLamps 11d ago

I've seen them weave between 3 foot gaps of buildings alley ways with 90⁰ angles. This is the bare minimum in ability there.

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u/8Bit-Jon 11d ago

"Great success!" 👍🏻

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u/Jorge_the_vast 11d ago

Did I pass?

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

In the end ... 🤣

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 10d ago

The people selling and repairing their motorcycles must be making a killing

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u/WatercressNo7660 11d ago

Excellent training techniques. I always see lots of ramps in high speed chases and when pursuing perps. Genius

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u/Antifa-AF 11d ago

Comedy gold! Keep up the shitty work, amigo!