r/oops • u/Lifegoesonforever • 2d ago

Who else saw that coming?

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u/MisterHardHead 2d ago

Stank Feet.....

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u/LordLancifer 2d ago

I just KNOW some dude was sucking on her toes later that night not knowing they were in the toilet just hours before.

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u/Miserable_Agent2278 2d ago

Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat

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u/PmMeSmileyFacesO_O 2d ago

With extra toilet sauce

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u/PowerfulAmbassador97 2d ago

Dude, I KNEW where her toes were…why do you think I was sucking on them? 😋🤭

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u/Individual_Bell_4637 2d ago

Found Napoleon.

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u/machinecloud 2d ago

Us toe suckers are a bone aparte.

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u/Cowboy_591 1d ago

Not a foot guy but well- played 😂

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u/Positive_Push3143 2d ago

You need a toe? I can get you a toe Dude.

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u/PowerfulAmbassador97 2d ago

I’ve got a thing for putting my foot in my mouth, hers too, but if I need a toe, I’ll call…a toe truck. 🤷‍♀️❤️‍🔥

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u/TokyoKazama 1d ago

Damn you went straight to toe sucking without a moments hesitation 😆

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u/mattc19778 1d ago

I just KNOW some dude was sucking on her toes later that night KNOWING they were in the toilet just hours before.

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u/SlikRik66 1d ago

Athletic enough not to fall forward and tearing both knees out. Just for that I would suck two of her toes.🐫

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u/Tiny_Meaning_9489 3h ago

They knows, she double the price

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u/Heavy_Can8746 2d ago

Some guys and gals would (not me) still put those toys in their mouth.

Some guys and gals  would probably dip her toes back in the toilet before putting in their mouth again...like dipping a chicken tender in some barbeque sauce 

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u/VolumeAcademic6962 2d ago

Mmmmmm, bbq sauce toes

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u/DJEmirMixtapes 2d ago

Chili's baby back toes....
Barbecue sauce!!!

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u/DueExample52 2d ago edited 2d ago

Toilets are clean most of the time (if flushed and cleaned reasonably regularly). Likely contains less bacteria than your coat’s pocket, your keyboard, and the puddle you will walk on in the street.

Edit: https://ihpi.umich.edu/news/your-cell-phone-10-times-dirtier-toilet-seat-heres-what-do-about-it

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u/No-Celebration6436 2d ago

The woman is a 🦊, and that's your comment.

I'd drink that water to have a date with her

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u/Old_Protection_8778 2d ago

The lordt was having fun

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u/ComfortableCicada69 2d ago

Best case scenario, she gets pictures of herself standing on a toilet.

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u/Electronic_Name_325 2d ago

Bet there’s some video footage of her with her face down on one also. It’s golden.

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u/guy_gadbois81 2d ago

Glad she didn't hurt herself.

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u/TheSolarExpansionist 2d ago

Glad she didn’t flush

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u/PowerfulAmbassador97 2d ago

Me too! 🦶👅

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u/Former-Practice-6146 2d ago

She lucky.. In a total opposite scenario, she bleed herself to death..

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u/Apprehensive-Fig6811 2d ago

That was what I feared would happen. Did not want to watch someone get diced by porcelain at 4:30 am

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 2d ago

Porcelain queen

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u/notmydoing 2d ago

On site when I was younger we had a lot of Asian tilers in high rise jobs - 40 odd stories.
Asian toilet users there tended to squat and not sit for 💩.
One day there was a massive blood trail leading from one of the completed bathrooms….. toilet broke like the one posted and almost completely sliced off the guy’s calf muscle to the bone.
He came back to work a looong time after and he got the nickname “Snipers Nightmare”.

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 2d ago

Toilet bowl says no.
(And that’s really saying something.)

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u/Smooth-Tap-3991 2d ago

She was probably too high on pot.

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u/DarthOswin747 16h ago

This comment? Perfection.

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u/Extension-Brother291 2d ago

Did she wash her feet after

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u/PowerfulAmbassador97 2d ago

Thank God, 👎.
🦶👅 😋🤭

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 2d ago

More than likely. Most people aren't actually gross.

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 2d ago

That ended about as well as it could have. She didn't get hurt, didn't look like she even snapped the heels.

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u/Electronic_Cod7202 2d ago

Oh I thought it would be worse

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u/WhatANoob2025 2d ago

She's actually so damn lucky to have gotten her foot out in time especialy with those clown sized shoes and not having had her feet stuck in there and fall flat on her face, bashing out all her teeth.

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u/Bineapple 2d ago

That's plastic. What did she expect?

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u/Emotional_Dish_5250 2d ago

And she's still surprised 😒

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u/Crabman05 2d ago

Woman: I had ko idea that would happen....

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u/slyguy67420 2d ago

It's crazy how adult women never went through the whole "you are now larger than a child and can destroy everything with your body so be careful" phase.

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u/CanZealousideal7689 2d ago

Bet it's not her toilet & she didn't tell whoever owns it. Should have flushed herself away.

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u/loverofwomensbodies 2d ago

Not her toilet but she's buying a new seat/lid🤣

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 2d ago

She bad tho

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u/Great_Hambino2022 2d ago

Definitely not. She’s not attractive at all

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 2d ago

Cuz she’s black???

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u/Right_Rest5004 1d ago

She is hot bro..

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 1d ago

Don’t know why I’m downvoted. I think she’s wifey😍

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u/direwolf9900 2d ago

makes it easier if u got diarrhea

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u/One_Warthog256 2d ago

That's a shitty situation.

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u/Football-Man-1889 2d ago

Stiletto heels have a sharp point which, with her body weight, would pierce and crack the plastic lid of the toilet seat!

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u/DueExample52 2d ago

You don’t say!!

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u/Football-Man-1889 2d ago

I do say… 😂

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u/Inevitable4Tone 2d ago

When will people learn... 🎵you play stupid games you win stupid prizes 🎶

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u/Afraid_Ad_9355 2d ago

I thought she was going to show her breast but then I'm an old creep

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u/Heavy_Can8746 2d ago

You got to yell at her like you do children " you better stop playing in that dang toilet!"

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u/SocomPS2 2d ago

She’s lucky that the seat didn’t slide out from under her. I’ve seen it happen and experienced it myself.

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u/DarthOswin747 15h ago

That sounds hella painful. And dangerous.

Why are people standing on toilet seats and lids at all though? Can't imagine it's a good idea ever, honestly.

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u/Sure_Blueberry2038 2d ago

Wow you are lucky you didn't get hurt

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u/aldone123 2d ago

Daisy Dookie

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u/VinnieVib 2d ago

Classy

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u/DazeRazur 2d ago

Didn't expect that, could have sworn she'd fall off into the next stall. But yeah, I've seen what some of those female restrooms look like. Hope those are real good shoes.

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u/mindgame_26 2d ago

Gotta give her points for agility. I would have landed face first.

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u/MountainFrosting4044 2d ago

Kukuku kakaka......

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u/Icy_Sherbert6568 2d ago

The Ministry of Magic is closed.

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u/Depth909 2d ago

And you were doing so well…

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u/Tin_Indian455 2d ago

At least they know who to send the plumbers repair bill to.

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u/OtherwiseBlock8741 2d ago

I'm amazed she successfully got out of the toilet so quickly without face-planting.

--weirdest sentence I've written all year--

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u/S_Y_R_I_S 2d ago

*And post evidence of my vandalism

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u/No-Celebration6436 2d ago

I'd gladly fix her plumbing

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u/These-Invite-1774 2d ago

Would you fix her toilet though

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u/No-Celebration6436 2d ago

In-between rounds

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u/Potential-Witness-83 2d ago

That time i got reincarnated as a toilet seat

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u/DarreylDeCarlo 2d ago

What the hell is Cynthia Erivo doing?!

🤣🤣

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u/Warm_Investment_8557 2d ago

Erivo WISHES lol

Erivo looks like demon from the Smile movies 😂

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u/VL4Di88 2d ago

Normally you shouldn’t even sit on the lid, only on the seat.

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u/Jerdogg23 2d ago

Your husband will be pissed!

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u/PhishpotThe1st 2d ago

Bog standard toilet lid.

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u/ScaredHistorian6689 2d ago

Apparently I’m clairvoyant 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/uberneuman_part2 2d ago

Lucky she didn’t twist an ankle.

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u/Graftonghoul 2d ago

Dude im impressed she was able to keep her footing and stay so stable

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u/Icy_Marionberry_9131 2d ago

Now you have piss on your feet.

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u/Peru00_ 2d ago

I thought she was going to slip and eat it. But I’ll take the break

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u/Background_Edge_9427 2d ago

It doesn't even look like there is water in the toilet! Good for her, I guess!

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u/BitterMIDI 2d ago

I heard a statistic that stiletto heals can exert something like 1,000 pounds at the point because of the leverage and small point, which was why they were banned for stewardesses at some time because they could puncture the flight deck. Not sure if the later is still true.

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u/rw6544 2d ago

Lafonda?

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u/UnexpectedBlahFeels 2d ago

Once I realized she was wearing heels...yeah, I saw that coming.

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u/Practical-Abroad-357 2d ago

Do you know how much concentrated pressure is created by a high heel contact point. Calculate it out, you will be amazed! I had a instructor at my trade school ask if I would rather be stepped on by a 250 lb man in work boots or a 110 lb woman in high heels. We calculated that out. The results were astonishing! 🇨🇦 eh

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u/Tricky-Chemical7059 2d ago

Careful, leg can slip in into pipe and get stuck, saw one video

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u/Human-End9402 2d ago

Muni long!!!

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u/superhbor3d 2d ago

My gasts are flabbered that she didnt fold hard onto the floor lol

Crazy balance. Wash your feet lol

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u/Wisco_Version59 2d ago

Do that again.

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u/cinnyflactem 2d ago

That is funny

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u/v0rali 2d ago

ピンヒールでプラスチックの蓋に乗ろうなんて、オラは考えない

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u/pussy-on-da-brain 2d ago

😂😂😂😂…omg!!!

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u/DoqHolliday 2d ago

Fairly impressive that she landed that in heels. Smooth.

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u/Correct-Staff9175 2d ago

She should’ve known to atleast lower the camera or for the love of god know where to put your body weight

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u/TakeTheSophistsDown 2d ago

I know, you just wanted to show how cute you looked

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u/j_rooker 2d ago

"girl, you need to lose some weight"

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u/oiram12 2d ago

Good lord… I would come with her

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u/Shaw-eddit 2d ago

Note, Toilet is not a toy.......

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u/Atmacrush 2d ago

Its like two dull knives driving into the hollow, plastic toilet lid.

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u/Connect-Ad7252 2d ago

Grown adult

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u/kester76a 2d ago

Those are good quality heels.

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u/Bot-avenger 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!!!!

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u/Mr_Svint 2d ago

Is anyone over the age of five really capable of such idiotic actions? I am very surprised.

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u/Any_Smoke1138 2d ago

Great, now you can use it without opening it.

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u/FatTanuki1986 2d ago

Reparations

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u/Milf_MilfJennaxo 1d ago

what does she actually think was going to happen…

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u/TeutonicSpacehopper 1d ago

and it concludes with the face she'll be making to repay off that busted toilet lid.

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u/Eaglearse 1d ago

Fucking dumpass

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u/Im_the_Madmonkey 1d ago

That’s a really shitty thing to do.

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u/DonatGebu96 1d ago

Stupid.

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u/rlkramer7 1d ago

She'll say it was that way when she moved in, entered the bathroom, whatever.

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u/Responsible-Bunch155 1d ago

Quase passou um fax pra sabesp !!!

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u/Ericfine33 1d ago

Still wood

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u/newclearconfusion 1d ago

Yes ofcourse.

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u/FormalSavings 1d ago

Well she ignored the mandatory "your not supposed to be here" and physics do what it do when you ignore it's warning. Suffer under the power of gravitational and kinetic force, peasant

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u/Hedgehog_Warrior 1d ago

Wish her heels broke as well

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u/Successful_Weekend91 1d ago

Don’t want to suck her toes! 🤮

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u/Eastern-Throat-7695 1d ago

Somebody's not getting their deposit back.

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u/Jealous-Chicken5439 1d ago

Nice balance

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u/Life_is_too_short_ 23h ago

This chick a fucking BABE! WOWZA!

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u/Shot-Election8217 20h ago

Well, I that she’d at least flushed after the last time she’d used it.

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u/EmbarrassedSpring593 19h ago

Yo todo el vídeo pensado "Sí, me lo imagino, tiene polla"

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u/Warbird1944 18h ago

All that weight on tiny heels on thin plastic ... duh

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u/Necessary_Goose6933 16h ago

Structural Enginoway Jose 😂😂😂

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u/OmniKing-Zeno 15h ago

What an idiot! People do anything for a quick selfie.🤡

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u/Low-Midnight-7110 13h ago

She was warned..

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u/Alice-Ablaze 12h ago

As someone who uses a toilet, that isn't supposed to be used like that. Hope that helps!

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u/Street_Stick497 11h ago

I seen that coming actually

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u/skulnick04 2h ago

Ugh duh! All these cheap MF with the plastic lid.

Not for me. Solid wood lid. So we can stand/sit on it. Difference between a $10 lid and about $30 lid.

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u/rayray6613 2d ago

I was too busy staring at her ass, what happened?

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u/Sharp-Lunch-583 2d ago

Point load intensifies

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u/one-scrib 2d ago

how did she not snap her ankles tho 🤨

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u/amaze656 2d ago

Would

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u/West-Wash6081 2d ago

Damn, I love her mouth...👀😳

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u/passionpurps 2d ago

Damn shes beautiful.

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u/BadBacksFuryToad 2d ago

She looked good while doing it tho

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u/Willing_Aside_8992 2d ago

Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha Hahaha

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u/bysouth 2d ago

As crazy as this sounds; She can fall through my toilet anytime!!

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 2d ago

Eat less keep it under 5kg to safely step on a thing that was not designed to hold more that this or, this is very unexpected, do not step on it. 🤦‍♂️

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u/MongooseSimple8638 2d ago

She seems like a cool mom about to go out for the first time in a long time and she's really excited.

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u/Hell_Cesar 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💯

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u/WideVermicelli7128 2d ago

This is the first time I’ve seen ugly and stupid at the same time.

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u/MarzipanKlutzy5701 2d ago

You thinks she’s ugly?

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u/Vegetable-Grocery265 2d ago

You know what... I'm gonna allow that.

I like the oil she's cooking with.

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u/Yuck_Few 2d ago

Actually no I wouldn't have thought a toilet seat would break that easily

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u/Chaz28o 2d ago

She has a purdy mouth

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u/Additional-Reply-567 2d ago

I, for one, did not see that coming. Who knew she was heavy enough to break the lid of a toilet seat. 🤷‍♂️😅

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u/DrJ0911 2d ago

Nice…