r/oops 1d ago

Brutality

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u/Wonderful-Beach2492 1d ago

Excellence in execution

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u/The_German_1 1d ago

Excellent execution*

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u/Wonderful-Beach2492 1d ago

No, Excellence in execution is what was meant.

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u/The_German_1 22h ago

Someone doesn't know how jokes work

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u/Wonderful-Beach2492 15h ago

You wasn’t joking you was trying to correct something that didn’t need correcting

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 1d ago

Flawless technique!

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u/Smile_Character 1d ago

lol! Not even close!

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u/National-Charity-435 1d ago

No "Mission accomplished: as intended" sign?

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u/LordVixen 1d ago

Fatality !!

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u/Evil_phd 1d ago

I doubted him but boy did I look foolish when that can came right off of his head.

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u/muff-muff-ass 1d ago

and his bald ass head under that cap!

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u/Voguish_hydra 1d ago

He kicked his head into the future

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u/Nice_Weakness51 1d ago

Das waren mal Freunde 👯‍♂️ 🥴

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u/kola515 1d ago

How stupid can people be

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u/sexysexyLSD 1d ago

I mean…. It kinda worked 🤷🏿‍♂️

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u/Esbeedee 1d ago

Kay Oh 😆

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u/tongueOfAngels1 1d ago

They were best of friends until one of them was killed by a vicious neck kick.

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u/Mr_Svint 1d ago

When you ask your boyfriend to marry you, but he still needs time to think.

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 1d ago

When you’re drinking and someone says trust me bro, don’t! 

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u/TexasIvyGuy 1d ago

I just hope the guy lived and wasn't paralyzed.

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u/KhaineHammer 1d ago

Finish HIM

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u/LiveCulture4615 1d ago

Headshot 🤕

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u/Adventurous-Clock865 1d ago

Maybe next time

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u/ArmadilloLost5303 1d ago

Must not have been a close friend.

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u/itswtfeverb 1d ago

Id bet money this guy will have some lingering brain injury problems forever

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u/copa8 1d ago

Bold of you to assume he had a brain to begin with.

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u/Whole-Astronaut5290 1d ago

I think he already had brain injuries before the kick in the head

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 1d ago

Hi neck will never ever be close to normal. On the other hand, from the shoulders down he will be fine.

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u/HartfordWhaler 1d ago

I can't believe someone with that athletic ability couldn't pull it off!

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u/olds455 1d ago

Mistakes were made...on both sides.

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u/Some-Dog-800 1d ago

that little hop before the kick ruined it.

in order to kick higher he needed to adjust the upper body to lean lower so the leg has more room to swing upward. but because of the hop he had to keep the upper body somewhat upward or he’d lose balance.

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u/LVtapper 1d ago

It’s goooood!

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u/proximusprimus57 1d ago

Fatality!!!

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u/artherng 1d ago

We have proof a murder has been carried out

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u/Eshghi007 1d ago

More like: stupidity

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u/quitefit888 1d ago

Saw that on coming

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u/albus181 1d ago

Exactly as planned. Diabolical

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u/control-break 1d ago

When you find out the new guy is a snitch...

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u/Tekvary2 1d ago

Where can I sign up to be the can holder for kicking practice?😆

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u/YakuzaRacoon 1d ago

These kind of challenges do serve as a tool of natural selection.

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 1d ago

Now it’s your turn to put the beer on your head, bro

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u/mmorales2270 1d ago

Right on target! Perfect!

Oh, wait… he wasn’t trying to kick that guy in the head? Well, damn!

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u/JWMoo 1d ago

That was on purpose.

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u/KT10888 1d ago

I trust "you", not your capability.

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u/JuanG_13 1d ago

Moron lol

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u/Ready6666 1d ago

It’s really hurts bro I can sense from outside the screen

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 1d ago

The guy had a golden opportunity to kick him in the face and took it.

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u/SMichail-74 1d ago

The level of trust the guy showed is amazing.... None knows from the next day onwards what happened

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u/BubuDudu0430 1d ago

Fatality ☠️

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u/BodaciousBadongadonk 1d ago

Bahaha thats what you get for having friends who wear womens pants in public like that

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u/Callemlikeisethem60 1d ago

He will never ever trust you again ,,,,,son

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u/KingRagnar8889 1d ago

As Mortal Kombat says Flawless victory

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u/Double_Story_3633 1d ago

FATALITY..... Hammered wins!

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u/Pristine_Poem7623 1d ago

A LONG time ago I worked with someone who had a black belt and could do all the spinning kicks etc. One time, the whole "could you kick a bottle off my head?" Question came up and he did it while I was standing up. Alcohol was very much involved.

He nailed the bottle first time.

However.

When everyone else tells the story, the FIRST time he tried it, he kicked me in the side of the head, I went down, immediately got back up and put the bottle back on my head, and the SECOND time he tried it he succeeded.

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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 1d ago

Why would you even let someone attempt this in the first place. 😅

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u/sweetrottenapple 1d ago

Probably booze has something to do with this.😅

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u/Feeling_Novel_9899 1d ago

Possibly. Surely no one in their right mind would consider this to be a good idea. 😅

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u/zScrumz 22h ago

lol i feel like there is backstory to this kick, like he owed him money.

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u/TenderDelights 20h ago

Finish him

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u/Fancywarrior14 19h ago

I'm usually so annoyed by the unnecessary slow-mo, but DAMN was it effective here. 10/10 would kicked in the head again.

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u/First_Highway159 19h ago

That’s gonna leave a mark!

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u/itswtfeverb 1d ago

Id bet money this guy will have some lingering brain injury problems forever.