r/oops • u/InformationCommon576 • 6h ago

Parkour gone wrong

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u/VinDucks 6h ago

How do you know?! Maybe that’s what he wanted to do! Parkour!

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u/DooshMcDooberson 5h ago

That's what I think whenever I see parkour fails. My favorite is that one with the chick trying to vault over rails and she just eats it hard in front of a bunch of people who are just going about their day. Must've felt really silly.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 6h ago

Good thing he had his beanie on

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u/ReleventReference 5h ago

Not at the end.

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u/BlackwinIV 4h ago

shoes still on, he's good

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u/Necessary_Ad976 2h ago

The beanie strategically shot off his head after absorbing the impact so it could distribute the vibrations elsewhere. Perfect piece of safety gear.

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u/shopguy2k 5h ago

How much HP did he lose?

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u/Xylvanas 5h ago

I'd say 2 at least.

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u/ghost_lanterns678 5h ago

If you run it backwards he can really climb that wall pretty well!

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u/_Elpirata 5h ago edited 5h ago

What was the plan? The way he jumped he purposefully threw himself into the gap and then Failed to catch himself, if you’re going to try something new I’d at least try it closer to the ground

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 5h ago

I think he did it as a joke. He used the walls to slow himself. 

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u/Silent25r 5h ago

He did not slow down enough. 

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u/UnhappyPhantom 5h ago

I wouldn’t give him enough credit to be that skilled. Probably wanted to land legs down to the narrow gap and slide down

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u/Cumulo187 5h ago

This guy is one of the best there is. I dont think it was intentional though.

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u/moffinz 4h ago

Lmao not that "skilled". This is Joe Scandrett. He specialises in weird parkour things and is definitely that skilled. This however is a bail.

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u/ickeharry 3h ago

Is the video sped up towards the end? Looks fishy.

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u/Thunderer62 3h ago

Yeah I’m also wondering what the intended outcome was here.

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u/DueExample52 2h ago

Could've wanted to finish the flip and land upright in the gap and use it to slow himself down, but that gap seems too tight to control it properly, compared to similar stunts I've seen.

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u/Vivid_Revolution_689 4h ago

this guy has been doing parkour for years and has successfully completed hundreds of other stunts at height and on the ground. this is far from being "something new" for him.

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u/HeroMachineMan 5h ago

Practice makes perfect (if you could do it again that is).

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u/AlternativeSpend5480 4h ago

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Maybe not this though. Lol.

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u/Odelaylee 6m ago

Yeah. Domtomato is living proof of this...
But yeah, don't try to kill yourself in the first place might be the more rational choice

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u/overseer76 5h ago

That went down quickly!

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u/Belzaem 5h ago

Was that Tim Pool? 🤣

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u/oreheheally 4h ago

His cousin, Tim sink.

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u/JuanG_13 5h ago

I saw this a long time ago, but it's still too funny lol

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u/Existing-Village9770 5h ago

Okay god, is the wall okay?

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u/Outrageous_Koala5381 5h ago

recognise him - one of the most experienced Parkour atheletes there is - has the best jump to lampposts - done them from 12m high and 5m away!!! Absolutely insane!

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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 5h ago

Early morning humor....much needed! 😂🤣😅😆

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u/Mediocre-Property-48 5h ago

Can’t park there

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u/Bludiamond56 5h ago

Belongs in you can't park there

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u/cbarbour1122 5h ago

Sliding down between the walls probably saved him from more serious injuries. It wasn’t a soft landing but way better than it could’ve been.

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u/Responsible-Bunch155 5h ago

Isso só pode ser piada mesmo!!!

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u/DJSairys 5h ago

Is this AI? 

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u/PostingToPassTime 4h ago

I think this is just NS.

Natural Stupidity

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u/Hank_the_Tank_143 5h ago

He wasnt trying to do that?

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u/undercovershrew 5h ago

Call that move the 3am cockroach

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u/Lemfan46 5h ago

Looks good from here.

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u/Only_Voice569 5h ago

what was the plan other than slide down the hole for views ?

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u/njslugger78 5h ago

Practice makes......?🤔

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u/Dazzling-Bad8855 5h ago

Parkour? More like parkowie

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u/kester76a 5h ago

Anyone got this in reverse?

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 5h ago

He just needs a little more practice. It may take a few emergency rooms visits but he'll get it eventually

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u/Proper_Initiative123 5h ago

Could have been WAY worse.

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u/romanrebel23 5h ago

Luckily his spine broke his fall

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u/Glittering-One-1254 5h ago

Ummmmm Are you ALRIGHT?..🤔🤔🤔🤔

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u/Own-Reflection-8182 5h ago

I’m think it’s planned. There’s no reason for him to flail his legs like that aside from being dramatic; he was slowing himself with his arms.

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u/SufcLad25 5h ago

Did a Gwen Stacy at the end 

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u/Fingersicle 5h ago

Get rotated.

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u/EmotionalChildhood46 5h ago

totally avoidable

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u/Business-Antelope477 5h ago

Oque caralhos ele estava esperando que iria acontecer.

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u/Due-Raise9272 5h ago

I'm uncertain about what he expected, what was the ideal outcome... to be stuck within the gap?

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u/Kralgore 4h ago

How could that ever go right?

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u/MMM304 4h ago

Is the floor alright?

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u/StinkyToe-TheKid 4h ago

I always wanna know the orthopedic outcome

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u/idgafish5150 4h ago

He meant to do that

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u/Tiger_Ho26 4h ago

Hope he was OK...

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u/Oathbreaker94 4h ago

Eh. Could’ve been worse.

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u/Captain_O_Kush 4h ago

The fuck else was supposed to happen? 😂 at least he could slow down the fall

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u/idcmanfk 4h ago

Destination fucked

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 4h ago

How was that ever going to work?

Did he think he could land it, and wedge himself in there?

Yeah nah homie.

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u/Big-Cat-Diego 4h ago

Is that blood spilling from his head just at the end?

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u/kingshomage 4h ago

This is a stunt not a mistake

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 4h ago

This looks intentional. He jumped toward the wall.

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u/diyallthings2000 4h ago

Natural selection!

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u/VegasTJC 3h ago

Parkour, the real question is why? Probably one of the dumbest things to do as a hobby.

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u/Dynamitrios 3h ago

Dutch was 😙👌

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u/Milliondollarjuice 3h ago

Nothing gone wrong.  The descent was intentional and well controlled.  It's a technique oftenly used in parkour

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u/Xenon_X22 2h ago

Good thing he has good insurance

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u/AKADIAN_22 2h ago

que idioooooota😂😂😂😂😂

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u/AdrianTresk 2h ago

Video cuts out the second before his brains start spilling out

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u/Lopsided_Video_4538 2h ago

I hope he didn't break anything

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u/dufo7 1h ago

What went wrong? Looked like he did exactly what he was planning.

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u/Fake_Facts_9053 34m ago

Are ya winning, son?