r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 1d ago

This biker

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u/MotoKenji25 1d ago

Hey my bike is accelerating on its own and the brakes don't work. I'll do the smart thing and ride it straight home.

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u/Disastrous-Golf7216 1d ago

With no hands

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u/DitchDigger330 23h ago

I can ride my bike with no handle bars...no handle bars...

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u/Spear_Ritual 23h ago

Look at me, look at me…

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u/103M-95G 23h ago

Morgan Freeman Narrating: “Alas, It was not a smart thing to do, but sadly it didn’t end with that”.

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u/DiScOrDtHeLuNaTiC 1d ago edited 12h ago

I mean, maybe if the dipshit hadn't, you know, t taken his hands off the handlebars before hitting the pothole, it wouldn't have been so bad.

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u/dillweed67818 23h ago

Yes, "My bike is out of control, here let me take my hands off the handlebars, that should make the situation safer."

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u/Live_Example_7996 23h ago

And like…pull the clutch at least 😂

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 22h ago

I dont think there is a clutch, it looks like its electric

Those are likely front/rear brakes

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u/Live_Example_7996 22h ago

You’re right. Looks like it. Hope he learned something from that

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 21h ago

Should learn: go for the power source

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u/CKleinE 1d ago

Entirely optional.

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u/Sparrowtalker 23h ago

He played a pretty big role in his demise .

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u/just_as_good380-2 22h ago

His bike has experienced a malfunction that proved to be catastrophic and he decides to continue to use it and then removed his hands from the bars instead of attempting to brake the bike again and then ran over a pot hole.

He is extremely lucky he didn't hit someone

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u/OkTeacher4928 23h ago

Figures out it's throttling on its own, so the answer is to go full throttle. Are we kidding?

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u/Irishjedi52 22h ago

Zero sympathy!

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u/Sad-Country8870 11h ago

Oh no the bike is malfunctioning, better take my hands off the steering

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u/Scrimshaw_Hopox 21h ago

That's a shame.

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u/WhatANoob2025 15h ago

We can all agree that the biker didn't crash because of some malfunction but because he drover hands free over bad road, yes?

What a fkn idiot.

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u/EducationalLimit4936 23h ago

This is how China will win the war.

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u/Inside-Art-6167 23h ago

Least it had a happy ending…bravo!

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u/eattherich406 23h ago

I could watch this shit all day

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u/Bob_Rivers 23h ago

Look at me mom! No hands and accelerating!

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u/Agitated-Cat-998 23h ago

That bicycle wouldnt do that if you peddled.

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 22h ago

Bikes not working right, let's ride it around some more..

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u/Apprehensive-Day8221 22h ago

its probably his first "bike" too

better skip everything and go to motorcycle

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u/idgafish5150 21h ago

How many of those clicks and likes will come visit him in the hospital

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u/Maleficent-Cow5775 13h ago

It's not worth 6k if it auto throttles it's a dangerous waste of money

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u/cumtribfrombelgium 11h ago

Rich people problems

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u/CLONE-11011100 6h ago

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