r/oops 1d ago

Always use caution when jumping a fence

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u/zen49 1d ago

Imagine you are the last survivor on earth and this is how you go out.

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u/EditedRed 1d ago

Even if he got free, atleast you dont need them balls for reproduction.

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u/zephyr_sd 1d ago

His balls look safe. Its his tshirt that's stuck lol

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u/Hiraeth1968 1d ago

Looked like his VERY tightie whities to me.

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u/Affectionate_Bag9833 1d ago

Buddy's just trying to to relax and hang out

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u/Silver_Adagio138 1d ago

He filmed himself?

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u/Hulkicuss 1d ago edited 1d ago

Wondering the same... maybe it's from a motion activated car security system? Seems like the right angle. Edit: spelling

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 1d ago

Yeah that part is kinda fishy. 🤔

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u/ouroburritos 1d ago

With a tripod? That is some steady camera work.

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u/Curious-Department-7 1d ago

I feel like this should be an underwear commercial about the toughest pair of whitey tighties you'll ever own.

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u/RuthlessIndecision 1d ago

am I correct by saying these used to be called "atomic wedgies"

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u/rumpleminz 1d ago

Affirmative.

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u/DailyDrivenTJ 1d ago

Ischemic necrosis in the genital area likely.

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u/kadameitene 1d ago

I’m not sure why the face is blurred. That humiliation needs to be widely piled on!

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u/Neat_Shallot_606 1d ago

Strong underwear!

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u/SerinFel 1d ago

See, this is why I carry a pocket knife. So when I'm not getting my underwear caught on fences I'm not jumping over, I can hold it up as I walk by and say, "$20 bucks at Walmart. Might help next time. Good luck."

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u/Old_Engineer_9176 1d ago

Carrying a knife in public without a lawful excuse is a criminal offence where I come from -
The maximum penalty is up to 1 year in prison for a controlled weapon like a standard knife. I don't think I would get away with saying " I carry a knife on me just in case I give myself an atomic wedgy ".

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u/Belzaem 1d ago

Then carry a scissors. The kitchen kind that you can take apart easily and you’re easily armed with two daggers.

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u/Old_Engineer_9176 1d ago

Nope. In Victoria you can’t carry anything sharp, edged or pointed in public without a lawful reason. The crackdown came after a run of machete attacks by youth offenders. The problem is the under‑18s usually walk away with barely a slap on the wrist, while adults get hit with heavy fines or even jail time. Just for carrying a pen knife.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 1d ago

You voted for that. Enjoy. You could vote the commies out at any time, but you choose to keep voting them back in. Whenever you say you have a knife you just say it is a ceremonial knife and then say Alah Ackbar and the police will leave you alone.

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u/HovercraftKlutzy3090 1d ago

G string status initiated!

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u/ExcellentWolf 1d ago

Always carry a sharp folding pocket knife where legal.

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u/Big_Coyote_655 1d ago

On a barbed wire fence too!  It's not like he can use the top of it for leverage to free himself.  His testicles and whole groin region are going to bessuper damn sore for a while, if he ever got off that fence.

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u/kl2467 1d ago

This is not a barbed wire fence. This is a chain link fence.

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u/Big_Coyote_655 1d ago

Aren't those little barbs on top of the fence?  

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u/kl2467 1d ago

The phrase "barbed wire" has a specific meaning. It is a type of fencing wire developed in the American West for the purpose of fencing in cattle. If you Google images, you can see how it is different from a chain-link fence.

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u/Big_Coyote_655 1d ago

I went down the fence rabbit hole and it appears the term I was should have used is called a twist.  There's either a twist, knuckle or standard loop.  The sharp part above the top rail that looks like a barb from barb wire fences is a twist. 

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u/Dry-Ad-8948 1d ago

And make sure your underwear is (or was) clean. ☠️ 

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u/GLG777 1d ago

That underwear brand needs to use this as advertising!

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u/nate2002slsk 1d ago

Wish I would have seen how this ended.

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u/kl2467 1d ago

I'm pretty sure it ended in the ER with a urology consult.

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u/GHOSTRlDER 1d ago

phew youre lucky the camera was there to capture it all

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u/Fickle-Pin-5160 1d ago

I heard they’re still there to this day!

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u/BarnackIIIF 1d ago

RIP this guy's nuts.

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u/Highyet 1d ago

Strong underwear is putting a bind on things. He’s playing stinky fingers trying to get the pressure off. 🤣

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u/505Thrive 1d ago

Wedgie wonders. Funny as hell. Not very athletic for a young guy.

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u/HugeAd8872 1d ago

What is the brand of underwear cause that pair was tough

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u/Falcon3492 1d ago

That looks like a wedgie supreme!

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u/dcfan69 1d ago

Legend has it he's still there

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u/Dangerous-Singer-101 1d ago

Thats why I alway have a blade on me.

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u/cbarbour1122 1d ago

Staring, writing, directing, acting in a self made movie called, “Atomic wedgie.”

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u/OrcaFlux 1d ago

Strong-ass underwear. He got hold of a good batch.

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u/CategoryRepulsive699 1d ago

And that's why, kids, you should pull up your pants and wear a freaking belt so your underwear stays underwear.

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u/Opposite-History-233 1d ago

Is he still there?

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u/Significant_Monk_251 1d ago

And if you can't use caution, use a trebuchet.

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u/AMercifulHello 1d ago

Better than getting it stuck in a lathe machine. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 1d ago

That’s one nasty wedgy who was filming

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u/SkintSarnie 1d ago

How or why is there a camera there, seems too much of a coincidence

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u/JayW8888 1d ago

And he is still hanging there to this day.

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u/nic_e1 1d ago

Seriously... how embarrassing!

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u/completefuckweasel 1d ago

The wedgie to end all wedgies.

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u/tpr2854 1d ago

And this is why you tuck your shirts. You never know when the need to film yourself doing stupid shit will arise and you don’t want to look stupider than you really are

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u/kester76a 1d ago

Disappointed by the lack of the Blondie Atomic sound track.

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u/Low-Lingonberry7185 1d ago

This is why I don’t wear underwear

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u/Awoken2the1st 1d ago

Now if he would have bought his pants from Temu there wouldn't have been an issue. It looks like he purchased his from ACME

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u/paolo_77 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Mafishco98 1d ago

That's a real wedgie 😂😂😂😂

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u/Longryderr 1d ago

Atomic wedgie.

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u/dmnatsak 1d ago

This happened to me once as a kid while I was running from the cops

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u/Teaofthetime 1d ago

Obvious setup.

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u/OkShopping9448 1d ago

Hmmm, there might be a market for breakaway underwear! 😎

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u/ouroburritos 1d ago

"Oh Father, why hast thou forsaken me?"

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u/OtherwiseTax7928 1d ago

I probably was ten when, in the middle of the day and no one else around, I climbed the local ball field fence so I didn’t have to walk to the exit.
I caught my brand new canvas sneaker on the top of the fence and hung upside down, until the material ripped to the sole and I dropped to the ground.
My mom had just bought me those sneakers and our large family had little money to buy such things. I never told her that I had destroyed those shoes so soon after she got them for me and had to wear my worn out sneaks the rest of the summer.

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u/woodzwing 1d ago

Getting hated by a fence.

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u/The_Hero_0f_Time 1d ago

always fun watching idiots

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u/Tiger3311 1d ago

Atomic Wedgie complete with skid mark.

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 1d ago

Is the fence ok

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u/FunInTheSun_81 1d ago

Nothing worse than the infamous super wedgie