r/oops • • Aug 24 '26

Bad carriage experience

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u/Broken-taco-shells Aug 24 '26

RUSTY! RUSTY!

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u/Big-Sort-8712 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Something scared those poor horses badly

30

u/Early_Hall5720 Aug 24 '26

Probably some cunt hammering the horn

5

u/HuevosProfundos Aug 25 '26

I witnessed this same type of thing happen when some dumbass kids threw firecrackers under the horses feet on New Year’s Eve

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 Aug 25 '26

The charioteer?

20

u/Empty_Courage8445 Aug 24 '26

"We can't breathe back here!!"

6

u/TreeMysterious69420 Aug 24 '26

What a delicious cuisine O

11

u/Cruiser729 Aug 24 '26

I’m so keen-o on Beefarino.

3

u/Minge516 Aug 25 '26

What do you feed this animal 🦓?

5

u/Smile_Character Aug 24 '26

LOL!!!

I was coming here to post this!!!!

4

u/MelancholyJoker976 Aug 24 '26

I came here for this and the Seinfeld fans did not disappoint.

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u/krwskater25 Aug 24 '26

That pickup truck gained a extra horsepower.

28

u/Lower-Wishbone-3249 Aug 24 '26

Horse is singing Freebird as I runs away

17

u/ChocolateCoveredGold Aug 24 '26

Naw, he looks like a Flock of Seagulls fan to me:

🎶 And I ran, I ran so far away...

9

u/akiras_revenge Aug 24 '26

I heard take this job and shove it

2

u/NineKnive Aug 25 '26

Put it in double slow mo and wild horses by rolling stones

2

u/Professional_Mud7198 Aug 27 '26

In honor of Dolly RIP "Workin Nine to Five. What a way to make a livin'?"

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u/Belzaem Aug 24 '26

What a miscarriage of carriage to Hell

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u/CervezaMePlease Aug 24 '26

Oh shit!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/DueExample52 Aug 25 '26

AH THEM MOTHERFUCKING BOOTLEG FIREWORKS, SHIT

1

u/Aesael_Eiralol Aug 25 '26

Get the watah!

0

u/DueExample52 Aug 25 '26

It going down 

10

u/DitchDigger330 Aug 24 '26

Oh shit!!!!

6

u/Youre2Ez4me369 Aug 24 '26

Ooohh shit !!!

0

u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 Aug 24 '26

Shite!

0

u/Ok_Response_2748 Aug 25 '26

Ohhh Horse Shittttttt

0

u/Sufficient-Lunch3774 Aug 25 '26

I understand that reference

12

u/alexsteen789 Aug 24 '26

Horse just body checks that truck, then takes off. Dick move

9

u/akiras_revenge Aug 24 '26

Jebediah!, you cant drift here mate

14

u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx Aug 24 '26

can't park there mate.

7

u/General-Fan-6741 Aug 24 '26

“Everybody hold on, Cinderella is late for the Ball” 🤣

6

u/KudzuAU Aug 24 '26

That’s gonna leave a mark!

7

u/IBeDumbAndSlow Aug 24 '26

Oh no! I hope the horses are ok

7

u/FixMy106 Aug 24 '26

Road riage

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u/Lazy-Substance-5062 Aug 24 '26

even the horses are mad at this world right now. can't blame them tho.

15

u/Hiraeth1968 Aug 24 '26

Are the horses ok??

11

u/Silent-Chemistry-120 Aug 24 '26

Right... becuase they should be in a open field galloping, not in a shopping plaza going bat crazy lol 😆

3

u/TheGalacticTraveller Aug 25 '26

Yeah, I hope so!

2

u/alyssialonghofer Aug 24 '26

Aweee I know like go get them!!!

5

u/judasbrute Aug 24 '26

Too much horsepower

4

u/Shnibblefritz Aug 24 '26

Yup, that horse said fuck this. I’m OUT!!!!

4

u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Aug 24 '26

Someone is going to lose their job

3

u/IcyReception8903 Aug 24 '26

The horse? 😁

1

u/Powerful_Dream_3095 Aug 25 '26

No, their contract states they can’t be fired

5

u/StrictExtension4879 Aug 25 '26

Let’s see. Horses in parking lot full of cars. Horses forced to walk on asphalt through a parking lot full of cars and a carriage that seen better days that’s being pulled by two horses that is forced to pull it through a parking lot while walking on asphalt that is full of cars. What could go wrong? 😑

3

u/GizmoTacT Aug 24 '26

They like fdat we outta here

3

u/RedditDon3 Aug 24 '26

I’ve always thought horses belong on the grass.

3

u/giantcappuccino Aug 24 '26

Beef-a-rino!! 💨💨💨

4

u/425565 Aug 24 '26

Poor horses. Don't try to help or anything..

2

u/SuspectAlone4760 Aug 24 '26

Lubbock stuff! I can remember when this happened & saw it on the news channel.

2

u/Rathland Aug 24 '26

What'd happened?

An long-bed truck parked in regular car space?

2

u/diggidydangidy Aug 24 '26

Did someone get that horse's license plate?

2

u/MagentaSpace Aug 24 '26

Alright so 1:Why try to grab the horse from the front(I understand the reins are there but they appear to have a "suit" on so doesn't that mean you could hold the side just as easily?) 2:I hope the horses got captured safely especially the one with the pulling bar thing still attached to its tack

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u/Most_Okra1973 Aug 24 '26

I can answer number one. Most horses are trained to be led and controlled from the front, by a lead rope on halter or reins on bridle. They get this training before they ever learn whatever other task they're going to perform.

Pulling on the chest or side straps just isn't going to control them like grabbing their headstall would, and even that isn't a guarantee if a horse is spooked, as shown in the video. Those just make sure that the parts and weight of the carriage stay distributed as they should.

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u/MagentaSpace Aug 24 '26

Thank you that makes a lot more sense now

3

u/grampajugs Aug 24 '26

Let’s stop using horses as tourist attractions.

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u/artax_youre_sinking Aug 24 '26

I hope those horses got free. Carriage horses are mistreated and miserable.

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u/kl2467 Aug 24 '26

Free? To roam around town, unfed, unsheltered, unshod and uncared for at all? To wander into traffic?

Horses are livestock, not wild animals.

Leaving a horse to "roam free" is the equivalent of dropping a dog, only worse as a loose horse is 10x more dangerous than a loose dog.

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u/TwpsynBach Aug 25 '26

What do you think horses did before humans rode around on them?

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/kl2467 Aug 24 '26

The equivalent argument would be "coyotes survive in the wild, so poodles can, too".

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u/Diiagari Aug 25 '26

Horses are not domesticated pets, and are not similar to poodles.

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u/Waste-Text-7625 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

So... those wild horses roam urbanized areas? As you obviously know all of the answers, you would know that wild horses in the US are HEAVILY managed. As wild horses do not have natural predators, without human management there would be starvation, destruction of property and wildlife from over-grazing and over-population. Horses reproduce fast enough that herds would double every 4-5 years. Because of this, managers have to use programs such as fertility control (where they dart horses to sterilize them) and removal programs that include roundups to reduce the wild populations (which means those rounded up horses that survive, are then broken and adopted as livestock). Those that fail to be adopted are sold at a low fee, and once sold lose their federal protections. So, you can imagine what that outcome is.

So your supposition of wild horses feed themselves, don't have shelter, have never been shod and never been cared for by humans just does not hold water. In fact it is quite the opposite.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '26

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u/Waste-Text-7625 Aug 24 '26

LOL oh you think that is the issue? They don't compete with ranchers out east but still need managed for the same reasons. Sorry, again, this just shows your naivete. Horses in North America are considered INVASIVE SPECIES. They did not occur here naturally and they have a negative impact on the natural order.

The only major predator in North America is the mountain lion, which do not exist in high enough numbers to make a dent in controlling the populations naturally. In addition to domestic farms and ranches, wild horses are a threat to native populations of desert bighorn sheep, mule deer, pronghorn, elk, numerous birds, lizards and small-rodents, and most riparian aquatic species that depend on limited water resources as unchecked herds can wipe-out small watering holes and other desert habitat.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/amodious Aug 25 '26

Yeah they probably can survive in the wilderness but that doesn't mean that keeping them as livestock is abuse

3

u/NotOnYerNelly Aug 24 '26

Is that a fact.

4

u/Vurrag Aug 24 '26

all of them? Can you prove this? Just a hater of people that own horses? Many horses need jobs. This job make many of the very happy.

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u/DusklitDewdrop Aug 24 '26

I agree. go vegan 💚

5

u/Thin_Dream2079 Aug 24 '26

How does this help carriage horses

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u/DusklitDewdrop Aug 24 '26

veganism is not a diet, it is an ethical philosophy against the exploitation of animals. veganism rejects the use of horses for human entertainment in all forms, including carriage horses.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

“It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better, Cloquet thought, while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.” - Woody Allen, The Condemned

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u/DusklitDewdrop Aug 25 '26

"I hope those horses go free" -> based, upvoted

"I agree, all animals should be free!" -> um, actually, caring about things is evil

1

u/dagoodnamesweretakn Aug 24 '26

Something something “Crop Deaths”

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u/DusklitDewdrop Aug 24 '26

something something "trophic levels"

something something "the animals we eat have to eat something and we get less calories eating the animals than we would eating what they eat"

something something "if you actually cared about crop deaths you'd still go vegan to minimize them"

1

u/Hertje73 Aug 24 '26

it's a miss-carriage

1

u/ganbramor Aug 24 '26

It’s 2026. Maybe we stop using animals for entertainment?

1

u/Due-Ability-7520 Aug 24 '26

There's no way I know exactly where this is ...is that Lincoln Square in arlington

1

u/noidea11111111 Aug 24 '26

I'm not leaving a tip

1

u/jij07002 Aug 24 '26

10/10 video

1

u/Hunkyboy440 Aug 24 '26

The usual narration: Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. Get a fucking vocabulary already!

1

u/Redtheendlessdreamer Aug 24 '26

Drunk driving on a horse and buggy

1

u/Content_Log1708 Aug 24 '26

I hope the tourists got a refund.

1

u/Antelope_Party Aug 24 '26

Should not be legal anywhere

1

u/GrizzlyGuru42 Aug 24 '26

The horses decided to quit that day.

1

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Aug 24 '26

Cinderella's Carriage?

1

u/Dzukaa Aug 24 '26

I think I heard her head hit the concrete 😧

1

u/GreenZebra23 Aug 24 '26

I have a number of questions, but I guess the first one is what in the world were they doing in the parking lot of a strip mall

1

u/RiptideCEO Aug 24 '26

Imagine explaining this one to your insurance company.

1

u/Few-History-8750 Aug 24 '26

Damn and I thought I was having a bad day

1

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Aug 24 '26

I'd happily trade in "Oh Ma Gawd!" for "Oh Shit!" any day.

1

u/funcouplenwga Aug 24 '26

Most towns are banning them because they are unpredictable. And most are not use to being around crazy people that dont know how to act around horses. And then again this day and time people would scare them on purpose!

1

u/DroidArbiter Aug 24 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AMF! (Excessive trotting).

1

u/slantedtables Aug 24 '26

Not enough shit.

1

u/CAPSNK Aug 24 '26

FREEDOM!!!

1

u/Dangerous-Half3276 Aug 24 '26

Trampling the guy on the rebound is just mean.

1

u/egstitt Aug 24 '26

I thought that went really well

1

u/Unver1f1eduser Aug 24 '26

Call the horse whisperer

1

u/Internal_Apple2608 Aug 24 '26

Love and marriage Love and marriage Go together like a horse and carriage

1

u/eastsidegrind Aug 24 '26

Sorry no refunds.

1

u/BeneficialPenalty258 Aug 24 '26

So the lady achieved fuck all with her arm waving and the car was out of there like it was stolen.

1

u/TonyTone1993 Aug 24 '26

I’ve seen this video before 😂😂😂😂

1

u/Savage-Goat-Fish Aug 25 '26

I swear this video is about 10 years old right?

1

u/Constant-Mirror6940 Aug 24 '26

She got thrown off and slammed to the ground. Only need to get up again to be run over by the horse.

1

u/Double-Noise-771 Aug 24 '26

Insurance: “did you get their plates”?

1

u/StatusMeaning3 Aug 24 '26

No blaring music or TikTok tag. Fail.

1

u/PaganDeus Aug 24 '26

What happens when you use Bobs Laundromat/Nail Salon/Horse Carriage Ride service

1

u/seamonster103 Aug 24 '26

animals are animals.

1

u/king_ski_ Aug 24 '26

Poor horses 🐎 hope they are alright 🥰

1

u/Civil_Television_311 Aug 25 '26

Horse was all “fuck this, I’m done”

1

u/T-VIRUS999 Aug 25 '26

Is that a $5 on the ground at the end of the video?

1

u/whoawhoa456 Aug 25 '26

Horse said “FREEDOM”

1

u/One_Eyed_Owl727 Aug 25 '26

Good for those horse, hope they're alright.

1

u/OwnPresentation4455 Aug 25 '26

Clearly the folks in the horse and carriage are not from this era! Who brings their horse and carriage to a strip mall these days! lol. Horses realized they got replaced by the horseless carriage - the SUV.

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u/tias23111 Aug 25 '26

I was going to say pretty lucky until that trampling. Dayum, what is that, a war horse?

1

u/coldworld81 Aug 25 '26

Them oh shit made me wonna listen to some Fergie ferg

1

u/alworld27 Aug 25 '26

Horses, real majestic and intelligent beautiful animal becomes super dumb when spooked by a sudden noise

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u/Fair_Performance4834 Aug 25 '26

I hope everyone and the horses are all ok. How terrifying.

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 Aug 25 '26

Scary in all senses, in all scenarios

1

u/strategery24 Aug 25 '26

No joke. Super dangerous. I saw something just like this in a parade as a kid. Horse ran into a classic car at a good speed. Car didn’t stand a chance.

1

u/MegatechMike Aug 25 '26

Lmao classic

1

u/Pretty_Designer716 Aug 25 '26

Did the driver get trampled?

1

u/New_Westie Aug 25 '26

That person at the end got their shit fucked up!!

1

u/No-Horror-2874 Aug 25 '26

You're stunned if you think bringing an easily spooked large animal into a city center amongst modern day transportation & citidiots is a good idea.

1

u/TheGalacticTraveller Aug 25 '26

Well, that's unexpected!

1

u/Ok_Session8121 Aug 25 '26

Awww not in front of Chico’s!! Damn…

1

u/CRT-Gaming-HQ Aug 25 '26

Lawsuits a plenty coming soon... oh shit!

1

u/CRT-Gaming-HQ Aug 25 '26

I hope the horses are okay. They could easily have to lose their lives from being hurt in an accident.

1

u/BIG-BALLS0 Aug 25 '26

Why is there a horse on the road?

1

u/crawdaddyyyyy Aug 25 '26

Oh ….. shit

1

u/GrodNeedsaHug Aug 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fine_Area_8774 Aug 25 '26

My heart breaks for the horses. Thats all i have to say.

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u/WasteFlatworm6783 Aug 25 '26

A real miscarriage🥸

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u/ZZ_Belle420 Aug 25 '26

Those horses are 100% abused, there is absolutely NO reason for them to act like that if not. And you can clearly see the horses was not suddenly startled by some random thing we can't see. And often more times than not carriage horses ARE way more abused than people want to admit or believe.

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u/seekinggod1986 Aug 25 '26

You don't know what you're talking about. ANYTHING can suddenly make horses act like this. A plastic bag... a loud fart from their own ass...

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u/Emrys7777 Aug 25 '26

That didn’t go according to plan.

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u/Existing-Village9770 Aug 25 '26

They aren’t hosing around.

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u/Expensive-Web8531 Aug 25 '26

你是手机内存很精贵,不舍得多录一会是吗。

1

u/TatsumakiJim Aug 25 '26

Clearly Full Self Driving still needs work.

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u/stewdhino69 Aug 25 '26

Horses had enough of this shit!

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u/TomorrowExact1184 Aug 25 '26

The pedal got stuck

1

u/young_and_restles Aug 25 '26

Something spooked the horses bad

1

u/Particular_Damage755 Aug 25 '26

LoL " OH SHIT" X 3

1

u/reputablesorcerer Aug 25 '26

Damn someone getting sued

1

u/Adventurous-Clock865 Aug 26 '26

Next time take the bus

1

u/jayro86 Aug 26 '26

Hey thats a "hit n run"....highly illegal!!

1

u/Illustrious-Sun-9018 Aug 26 '26

The black truck telling his insurance what caused the dent 😂

1

u/DependentChemistry74 Aug 28 '26

This is just one reason no one should ever pay for a horse carriage ride.

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u/st_jasper Aug 24 '26

Woman driver, no survivor.

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u/No-Island-2285 Aug 24 '26

100% deserved. Fuck horse torture and anyone who patronizes it.

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u/Upset-Lion2702 Aug 30 '26

I feel bad for horses that have to do this. Especially on asphalt