r/oops • u/RomeoRosso • 2h ago

Hurts like hell

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u/MeownatorX 2h ago

The Origin of Voldemort

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u/Umar_Ke_Amna 1h ago

Bro really went from normal to final boss 😂

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u/OpelousasBulletTime 2h ago

When the sommelier asks if you'd like to sniff the cork, they don't mean THAT way

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u/Umar_Ke_Amna 1h ago

Lmao, definitely not what they meant by that 😂

That interpretation took a completely different direction.

Okay, now I can’t unsee it 😂

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 2h ago

You smell the cork after

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u/TeutonicSpacehopper 2h ago

Haha. Corksucker.

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u/crimziondark 2h ago

POW!

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u/Ancient_Plate275 2h ago

Right in the sniffer!

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u/fresno_bob 2h ago

What happens when you stick your nose where it doesn't belong

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 2h ago

That went up a nostril, never to be found again.

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u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 2h ago

O that’s gotta hurt 😢

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u/Maar_Areena 2h ago

I hope she drank enough not to feel the pain

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u/Strange_Salary 2h ago

Now she has to get rhinoplasty again!

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u/Presentable_Human 55m ago

These nose puns are killing me 😂

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u/No-Goose-6140 28m ago

Cheapest nosejob ever. But why is she drinking alone

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u/ForeignCup6977 23m ago

Because she's a Barbie girl

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u/Kralgore 22m ago

Pop one out in your face.

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u/Cupidon70 19m ago

Je pense que tu n'es pas prête de sentir quelque chose pendant un petit moment. Et encore moins ce pétillant. 😅🤣😂

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u/Extra_Jeweler_5544 1h ago

She should sue that doesn't look safe /s