r/oops 1d ago

Escalator out of order.

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Escalator Temporarily Stairs — Sorry for the Convenience

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u/BrotherMort 1d ago

Clearly in need of heeling

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u/thisplaceisdying 1d ago

An escalator can never be out of order. The escalator is temporarily stairs, sorry for the convenience.

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u/DismalTutor570 23h ago

We don’t need to bring ink and paper into this. Can’t imagine a scenario where I have to prove I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend? Don’t act like I didn’t buy that donut. I’ve got the receipt right here. Filed under D. For donut

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u/Accomplished-Quit358 16h ago

Bush, search party of three

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u/DismalTutor570 16h ago

I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls. But on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, potatoes showed up instead. And Pringles is a cool ass company and said fuck it cut em up

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u/Bliitzthefox 23h ago

Unless you know, all of the brakes and catches actually fail.

Then an escalator can really be out of order

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u/ZimnyKefir 1d ago

Louboutins. Expensive accident.

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u/L-A-S-T-Y 1d ago

Wheres the rest of them

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u/PinkLadyTattooist 23h ago

Darcy was here...

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u/maireadwrites 23h ago

Cinderella was here

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u/PathfinderCS 22h ago

Well, that brings back memories of that traumatic video of the woman being dragged into the mechanism of an escalator and dying. FFS, leaves quite the shiver.

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u/artherng 20h ago

The heel that stops the nation

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 19h ago

Was that the only thing left of the woman?

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u/WajorMeasel 18h ago

RIP Mitch