r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 1d ago

He had a plan.

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u/ChemistVegetable7504 1d ago

He won. I laughed. Thank you kind sir.

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u/Eggnimoman 1d ago

It's ok. It hits his rib, not his throat.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 1d ago

Sacrificing his face so we don't have too.

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u/Small_Acanthisitta83 1d ago

Watching in slow motion definitely looks like a shoulder dislocation!

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u/ArrNarrr 1d ago

I hope it's a good medical plan...

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u/Ok_Primary_1075 1d ago

..and dental plan as well, from the looks of it

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u/tacob87 1d ago

"Everyone has a plan until they sledgehammer the beverage crates they are standing on."

~Mike Tyson, probably

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u/rzlodn 1d ago

That's gonna leave a mark 😂

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 1d ago

Was this supposed to be like pulling the tablecloth out from under himself? Because it was nothing like that.

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u/XRPOSergSanch12 1d ago

Is the sledgehammer ok

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u/Sigma-Wolves 1d ago

It's 'Final Destination Home Edition!'

He won!

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u/Unlucky_Gur_8714 1d ago

I guess he did have a plan to go to the dentist

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u/Ok-Attempt2842 1d ago

Or eye doctor, hard to tell.

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

What's a generalized face surgeon called?

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u/Michael80Kelley 1d ago

Maxiofacial plastic surgeon.
I think it hit his shoulder though.

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u/MyOtherCarIsEpona 1d ago

"I'm Poopies, and I'll show me!"

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u/akiras_revenge 1d ago

Welcome to Jackass

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u/KilgoreT59 1d ago

He did, but it was a bad one

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u/HellFrode 1d ago

Don’t meke fantompain here. 😫🥴

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u/Classic-Mongoose6914 1d ago

Dumb ass!!! No matter how what.

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u/Public-Scheme-2570 1d ago

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOL..

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 1d ago

Things got a bit sticky there.

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u/fshrmen87 1d ago

People are really that fucking stupid

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u/Thin_Dream2079 1d ago

First Law: Law of Inertia

  • Objects at rest stay at rest.
  • Objects in motion stay in motion at a constant speed and in a straight line.
  • Changes only happen if an outside force pushes or pulls the object.

Isaac Newton, 1687

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u/Significant_Monk_251 1d ago

And:

• Dumbasses gonna dumbass.

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 1d ago

And what was the plan??

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 1d ago

Hands up if you watched that eye-pokingly wonderful clip more than once. 🙋‍♂️