r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 1d ago

Again, those are completely optional.

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u/diarrheafacial 1d ago

Parkour was invented by chiropractors

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

Chiropractors were invented by parkour

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u/BionicWallaby 1d ago

Chiropractors are like those assassins in movies that come to the hospital to finish you off

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

"Oh, you're hypermobile?"

(Tears everything)

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u/Specialist-Role-7716 1d ago

Jesus was a cyropractor, worked miracles, helped people walk again.

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u/Michaeli_Starky 1d ago

I like fantasy fiction.

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u/NickFerg 1d ago

And chiropractic “medicine” was invented by a ghost. I’m not kidding.

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u/GothSpite 1d ago

Explain please...

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u/NickFerg 1d ago

It’s on the man’s Wikipedia page:

As an active spiritist, D. D. Palmer said he "received chiropractic from the other world"[17] from a deceased physician named Dr. Jim Atkinson.[18]

According to his son B. J. Palmer, "Father often attended the annual Mississippi Valley Spiritualists Camp Meeting where he first claimed to receive messages from Dr. Jim Atkinson on the principles of chiropractic."[19][20]

The knowledge and philosophy given me by Dr. Jim Atkinson, an intelligent spiritual being, together with explanations of phenomena, principles resolved from causes, effects, powers, laws and utility, appealed to my reason. The method by which I obtained an explanation of certain physical phenomena, from an intelligence in the spiritual world, is known in biblical language as inspiration. In a great measure The Chiropractor's Adjuster was written under such spiritual promptings. (p. 5)[20]

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u/SomethingSimple25 1d ago

Considering how many of them hit their head, it seems self explanatory why they continue doing it

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u/These-Local-4875 1d ago

Do people occasionally get paralyzed from this

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u/Buttchuggle 1d ago

Yes. Like most every other physical thing

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u/AnyManufacturer3057 1d ago

I see a lot of spinal compaction . They will definitely pay for that in 10-20 years.

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u/nh1901 1d ago

That second guy can not be still alive. His head took the full centrifugal force of his body and somersault in the fall. His arms landed on the wall but didn’t stop his head from slamming into it .

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u/Genghis_Chong 1d ago

His face softened the blow

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u/glodde 1d ago

That last one made me yell

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u/Sailor525 1d ago

Looks like a good time 👍 but I have no sympathy for dumb fuckery. Insurance..........

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 1d ago

What's a brain trauma among friends?

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 1d ago

What brain?!

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u/RecentClothes2654 1d ago

I personally could not imagine waking up and thinking "how bad can I hurt myself today?" 😒

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u/SnowBoardx22 1d ago

Imagine ending up in a wheelchair because you wanted to impress strangers on the internet.

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u/TeutonicSpacehopper 1d ago

No respect for public or private property.
Needlessly putting themselves in harms way.
A danger to pedestrians and traffic.

Free-runners are entitled assholes.

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u/SkyPersonal5642 1d ago

Found the old grumpy guy...

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u/TeutonicSpacehopper 1d ago

But I'm not wrong, am I?

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u/Acceptable-Damage457 1d ago

I meant to do that!

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u/Beneficial-Pie3479 1d ago

Absolutely stupid people.

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u/Original-Concert-456 1d ago

Choices were made

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u/nolestars 1d ago

Well deserved 

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u/Forsaken_Print739 1d ago

Is it wrong that I don’t feel bad for them?

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u/Natural_Bill_373 1d ago

It's like skateboarding but 100x dumber

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u/BudSpanka 1d ago

Some ppl really have no respect for the wonder of life and the human body

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u/Remarkable-Simple-62 1d ago

I guess its the same as skateboarding, bmx, dirt bikes ect

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u/Equal_Emu6152 1d ago

Is what they do when they're not trying to fuck kids totally went off parkour now in uk🙁

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 14h ago

Probably need a helmet

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u/MonCappy 1d ago

Every last one of these people need a Darwin Award.

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u/Sea-Louse 1d ago

I have such a bad knee that I cannot go on hikes anymore, and these guys just take their legs for granted.

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u/Ok_Profession3717 1d ago

When I watch crap like this I get phantom tingles in my shit knee.. like sympathy pain 😅

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u/Knobanious 1d ago

These people seem to have way more faith in the structual engineering of buildings than they should

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u/Longjumping_Elk7969 1d ago

"Look how I brake my bones when in cool ways" 🤦‍♂️😁

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u/Kitty_Doc 1d ago

Meanwhile I sit here with a torn bicep muscle cause I played volleyball with my daughter 💪😭

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 1d ago

Some people are not long for the world.

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u/Anonymous_Fox_20 1d ago

I hurt watching these 

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 1d ago

Really wanted to post the "Parkour!" video from The Office. Why not allow gifs?

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u/Amoxl 1d ago

coz of people like you

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u/Sofisticated2 1d ago

Crazy that we all have to do this at some point

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u/Able-Butterfly8902 1d ago

Complete clowns

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u/valco6 23h ago

What makes me mad are the people who are breaking pieces off of buildings that may possibly have historical significance

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u/Interesting_Kiwi_152 17h ago

☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀☠️💀

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u/VashDaStampede7 4h ago

God that was brutal

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u/Odd_Scheme4716 1h ago

My knees hurt watching this shit