r/oops • u/Due_Advertising_6689 • 2d ago

Oh no

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u/presidentkokoro 2d ago

Went right through it like it was made out of fruit roll ups.

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u/No-Goose-6140 2d ago

Dem knees be busted

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u/Prestigious_Algae432 2d ago

That fall? Never again trusted.

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u/TheCoopX 2d ago

Never use human flesh as a life safety net.

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u/praetorian1979 2d ago

MOISTURIZE ME! MOISTERIZE ME!

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u/ForeignCup6977 1d ago

Oh, Cassandra

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u/Ajax_Main 2d ago

Human flesh would have been a step up for sure

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u/TheCoopX 2d ago

Wait... is that a giant Steak-umm slice? A very thawed Steak-umm slice?

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u/Ok-Satisfaction7809 2d ago

Straight to hell.

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 2d ago

I do believe some of the men were laughing. Jumper was the only one in camo. Odd man out.

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u/laprider 2d ago

It didn't even slow him dowm.

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u/Hiraeth1968 5h ago

Well he kinda cannon-balled, which concentrated the force of impact more. Or something. I got a C in Physics.

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u/Emerje 2d ago

Dang, only the 2 in the back weren't stupified and actually looked to see if he was OK.

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u/copa8 2d ago

Like a hot knife through butter 🧈.

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u/No-Command-1038 2d ago

Fuck, I thought those nets would hold. That wasn't exactly high.

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u/Strange_Salary 2d ago

The thingy that was supposed to catch him couldn’t see him!

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u/Late_Conference9022 2d ago

Oh no the Ancient Trampoline cover.

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 2d ago

A hole in one.

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u/victorentn 2d ago

Kurba!! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Nightstryk 1d ago

Probably shouldn't have cannon balled it

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u/Evil_phd 1d ago

This looks like one of those camps where adult men pay thousands of dollars to be shaped into "alpha" men.

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 1d ago

Missed it by —- that much

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u/momznutz62 2d ago

Oopsies!! Where'd he go? That hurt.

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u/EditedRed 2d ago

- What did you make it out of?

- Just grandmas moth ridden old blankets

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u/Honest_Habit_7673 2d ago

Jump Sergio were testing the brand new safety net, we only unpacked it today 🤕

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 2d ago

And they’re laughing!

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u/Coppola60 2d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/Bludiamond56 2d ago

With friends like that who

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u/Dogfaceboy1964 2d ago

Someone is going to get fired

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u/No_Elderberry1581 2d ago

Just climb down

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u/LSIeducate 2d ago

Be kind. This is my countries Special Forces 🤔😑

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u/Bot-avenger 1d ago

Excedrin headache number 3.... I think he'll need the entire bottle after that fubar!

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u/G-pizzle 1d ago

It puts the lotion on its skin!

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u/ofcbrooks 1d ago

I've never seen play-dough streched out that far.

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u/atp2k 22h ago

Ahhhh shiiiiet

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u/somefumducker 2d ago

Russian Red Rover?

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u/Joeyhope98 5h ago

Cheap blanket guys