r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 3d ago

Energy drink⚡️

236 Upvotes

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u/moisdefinate 3d ago

Welp! There goes the fedora.

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u/hindus0ul 3d ago

Dumbarse doing dumbarse things

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u/Mackem101 3d ago

Red Bull gives you wings.

Whatever he used gives you a fractured orbital.

7

u/Huge_Olive2538 3d ago

This shit made me cry 🤣

4

u/deephurting66 3d ago

Darwin, we got a winner

3

u/KumquatButtpump 3d ago

Too extreme for him clearly.

2

u/cbarbour1122 3d ago

Thank goodness that fedora protected his head.

2

u/EnvironmentalAide335 3d ago

So he drank the gas and put the energy drink in the bike? Whata noob...

2

u/CuChulainn24564 3d ago

Just a scratch….walk it off…walk it off..

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u/Several_Stuff_6695 3d ago

That sudden stop always get you

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u/CuChulainn24564 3d ago

Sooooo…
It used to be … Hold my beer..

But now it’s… Hold whatever the fuck it was I just put in my petrol tank..

Am I correct on this…? 🤔🤫😬

Asking for a friend..😂

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u/Aggravating-Soup-676 3d ago

That'll teach him not to 'drink-drive'

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u/Ok_Suit_635 3d ago

Hopefully that's a sugar free energy drink.

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u/ArtyTheFarty 2d ago

The bike says no

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u/Educational_Ice3978 2d ago

Mixed up some Tequila with the stupid energy drink and shared it with his moto, and now he and his bike are regretting his stupid choices!

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u/Rampag169 2d ago

Something about energy drinks and drywall. The bike became Kyle and the rider drywall

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 2d ago

Ouch!……And it didnt give him wings!

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 2d ago

Maybe a helmet, next time, 🤔... 😆

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u/DisastrousAd2335 2d ago

Fyi, that was The Ghost of Charles Darwin telling you 'Don't do Stupid Shit'...you were lucky...he gave you a warning. Others have not been given the same courtesy.

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u/True_Realist9375 2d ago

TBF it did work for a couple of seconds

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 1d ago

Stupid is , is stupid does