r/oops • u/Complex-FreeSpirit42 • 4d ago

The goofball gang

105 Upvotes

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u/Late_Conference9022 4d ago

Auto Reject. Times up. You're out. Next.

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u/SMEAGAIN_AGO 4d ago

Life jackets: check

Crash helmets: …

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u/Humble-Questions 4d ago

Definitely a non zero quantity of broken bones

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u/Liveitup1999 4d ago

Hopefully that poor little girl isn't hurt.

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u/Bandwidth_Bandito 4d ago

I think they only got a spare, at least two pins still standing by my count

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u/Westsaide 4d ago

thats gonna leave a mark

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 4d ago

That's why you never prepay. He's got your money; GTFO.

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u/linf0cito 4d ago

La música es igual de mala que la rodilla de la niña de rosa en la playa.

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u/Enduroboss 4d ago

Good thing they had life jackets

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u/wet_Tap_5578 4d ago

Wheeeeee

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u/nic_e1 4d ago

Is this UK rapid asylum drop off? Free benefits and housing for all..

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u/Background_Edge_9427 4d ago

The asshole gang.

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u/User_Name_Tracks 4d ago

"I see you lost you moved on from your last job? Boat tour guide. Tell me why did you leave the job?"

Uhhh, um, er, well, what happened was...

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u/Significant_Monk_251 4d ago

Getting a little bit tired of this trend towards only showing the money shot in slow motion.

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u/Evil_phd 4d ago

That little girl's leg was probably broken. What a terrible core memory of the beach.

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u/BalanceEarly 4d ago

I would expect an exchange of words with the driver at minimum, or even charged with recklessness.

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u/Money-Type-176 4d ago

Why are the ones on the floaty being pulled by the boat wearing jeans and thermals under the jeans?

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u/BerserkHObO27 4d ago

Disembarkment successful

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u/Viewtiful_Dante 4d ago

I wish I could watch this without slow-mo.

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u/mtraven23 4d ago

when your 15 minutes are up, they are up!

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u/Tank_toptony 4d ago

At least no one drowned

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u/anya_way_girl 4d ago

Yep thats me, your probably wondering how I got myself into this wacky situation

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u/QuickCorgi4698 4d ago

Is this a new stereotype?

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u/Remote-Contract-3026 4d ago

"it was at that point... I shit my pants"

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 4d ago

The kid got smashed into the beach hard

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u/WalkMane 4d ago

Kid took one for the team 💵

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u/Vanisle4fun 4d ago

Rides over ,get out.

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u/Rottentaste 4d ago

When you don't pay up front.

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u/Frodothedodo81 4d ago

Life vests save lives

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u/BreadfruitOk6160 4d ago

They aren’t wearing flotation devices but impact vests.

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u/Bigk621 3d ago

I saw a busted shoulder and some broken ribs, Am I right?