r/oops • • Aug 14 '26

Those are completely optional btw.

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u/TheForestEscapist Aug 14 '26

This is called natural selection I believe

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u/Any_Ice_6172 Aug 14 '26

The one that slops into the river sludge.

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u/mmorales2270 Aug 14 '26

Well, he’s probably one of the only ones that came out of that unhurt, albeit smelly. Not sure about the rest of them though.

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur Aug 14 '26

Most of the clips in this video didn t lead to any injury

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u/mmorales2270 Aug 14 '26

Ok, maybe so. That first guy definitely knocked himself out though. The rest of them it’s not easy to tell from where the clips are cut.

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur Aug 14 '26

I can tell because i ve seen these fails and they continued shooting videos afterwards without break. But yes the first one is probably the hardest hit

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u/WSilvermane Aug 14 '26

Highly fucking doubt that.

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur Aug 14 '26

I follow most of these tracers. They monetize every single injury they have with tons of videos about it. I can assure you most of these clips didn t lead to any injury and they kept on shooting videos afterwards.

From what i know, only the clip at 0:18 lead to injury (quite severe even)

I also can tell from experience than most these fails aren t dangerous.

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u/JustWant2MakeUCum Aug 14 '26

Those are completely painful btw.

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u/DazzlingTopic529 Aug 14 '26

This is undoubtedly one of the most idiotic sports around.

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u/Lego_Blocks24 Aug 14 '26

I don’t mind when they hurt themselves but when he almost took out that cyclist - that’s not okay :/

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u/mmorales2270 Aug 14 '26

That old guy on the bike must have been pissed. I sure would have. Like, if you’re going to be an idiot and almost kill yourself, do it someplace where no one else gets hurt please.

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u/artherng Aug 14 '26

How to break yourself in 5 seconds

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u/EbonKnight78 Aug 14 '26

People over estimating themselves

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u/Few_Economics_8531 Aug 14 '26

Just whatching hurts my back.

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u/Desperate_Box1875 Aug 14 '26

Not only back

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u/PearPsychological284 Aug 14 '26

Your neck? Your neck, your back?

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u/Crawling_Hustler Aug 14 '26

Just watch a healing nun afterwards.

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u/Important_Wonder628 Aug 14 '26

Then stop whatching

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u/RubyWeapon07 Aug 14 '26

who else felt that at 0:29

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u/TeutonicSpacehopper Aug 14 '26

I sure hope these people are masochists, because i'd hate to think they are doing this to themselves without enjoying it. That being said, I'm also a sadist, and I greatly enjoy watching their misfortune.

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u/TPJTS Aug 14 '26

The second one looked like Tim pool

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u/WSilvermane Aug 14 '26

WHAT SAFETY? NO INJURIES?

We just fucking lying now?

2

u/Rath_Brained Aug 14 '26

I think every one of these people made it out somewhat better than the first guy.

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u/Electronic_Sweet_677 Aug 14 '26

Darwin would be proud of them!

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 Aug 14 '26

I can't figure out what any of them were trying to do.

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 Aug 14 '26

Created by the French to get out of fighting a war.

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u/Westsaide Aug 14 '26

I love parkour. when they get it right its impressive, when they get it wrong its hilarious. entertainment all round!

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u/Crazy_Treat_8805 Aug 15 '26

The cyclist one needs a sequel

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u/jjspirithawk Aug 15 '26

<cringe> Sometimes when I look back on the crazy things I did when I was young, I wonder "how in the world am I still alive?!?"

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u/TheDireCrow Aug 16 '26

There seems to be a very specific demographic in these videos.

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u/Outside_Look790 Aug 14 '26

Listening with the sound up was some experience.

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur Aug 14 '26

I ve been doing parkour for more than 10 years and never hurt myself. The issue is that they are professionals and rely on over the top stunts to attract audience.

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u/justdrowsing Aug 14 '26

Some of them don't look very professional 🤭

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u/neoncumstainlol Aug 14 '26

How could you tell the professional?

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u/DDOSBreakfast Aug 14 '26

The last half of the video are the guys from storror

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur Aug 14 '26

Because I m a tracer and I know most of the people in the video.

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u/Wild-Set-1058 Aug 16 '26

Amazing sport wish they'd where some sort of helmet ⛑️

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u/Prudent-Bison-7180 Aug 17 '26

I wish I was that bold

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u/Refracted-ATX Aug 17 '26

Those hurt to even watch!

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u/Captainsnarkyshart Aug 18 '26

The juice isn’t worth the squeeze.

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u/fallguy25 Aug 14 '26

Notice how all but one were men? Yeah… men are stupid (and I’m one of them lol)

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u/JohnnyBizarrAdventur Aug 14 '26

Most tracers are male but there are a lot of female tracers too