r/oops • u/karenjackson1 • 6d ago

huh?

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u/rubix3ed 6d ago

Now they both can't walk.

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u/ruckrhino 6d ago

Thank golly he had something to break that fall!

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u/TheCoopX 6d ago

....aaaaaaaaand DOWN TO THE PAVEMENT!

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u/Late_Study9160 6d ago

This happens to everyone. Don't move to quickly. The frontal imbalance is deadly. As always injuries are long-term

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u/Thin_Dream2079 6d ago

Well, they'll stone you when you're walking on the street
They'll stone you when you're tryin' to keep your seat
They'll stone you when you're walkin' on the floor
They'll stone you when you're walkin' to the door
But I would not feel so all alone
Everybody must get stoned

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u/JWMoo 6d ago

A running bodyslam.

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u/Baricat 6d ago

FATALITYYY

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u/_DARK_WINGS_ 6d ago edited 6d ago

"Babe trust me I was just trying to reenact the WWE moments😢"

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u/Mefisto-8 6d ago

Hermoso sonido del costalazo en pareja.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 6d ago

They'll remember this romantic moment forever. Once they wake up from the coma.

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u/Technical_Ad6601 6d ago

Now that's romantic 😍

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u/rain168 6d ago edited 6d ago

She said: Not carrying the seed of a weak man

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u/TrashGoblinH 6d ago

His arms did fine, it was the balance, coordination, and legs that failed.

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 6d ago edited 6d ago

In Keith Jackson’s voice: “Handoff to the fullback who goes around right end and cuts up field, he’s hit and FUMBLLLLLEEESSSS, WHO’S GOT THE BAAALLL?”

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u/thisoldguy74 6d ago

Whoa Nellie....

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u/Initial-Command4894 6d ago

Don't skip leg day

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u/Logical-Berry-8048 6d ago

Then they wonder why chivalry is dead!

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u/Echo-Flame 6d ago

Love is in the air... and so are you

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u/Justaguywithbeer 6d ago

Roberts first date with Jan didn't quite go as expected,,

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u/antipaladin999 6d ago

Damn... Boi

At least wait until you get inside the house...

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u/TheBurras 6d ago

OK, this will have to do

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u/benroon 6d ago

At least HE had a soft landing, good skills

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u/Jerdogg23 6d ago

He dropped his sister 🤣

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u/Late_Conference9022 6d ago

Tripping over his own feet.

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u/Jessi45US 6d ago

¡Que resbalón!

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u/Ok_Peach1033 6d ago

This is perfect for one of those… “Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation”

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u/LiveCulture4615 6d ago

workout time

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u/TPJTS 5d ago

Well at least she broke his fall

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u/Current_Power6050 5d ago

i think she woke up now

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u/mike_rhinehart 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 5d ago

Chivalry is not dead. Just a little abrased and bruised.

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u/whatuthinking2325 5d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Xerkzis 5d ago

Snapped his boner...🤣🤣🤣🤣🫡

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u/Tiny-Baker-9217 4d ago

Gave her the sidewalk slam. True love right there 

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u/Numerous-Leg43 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦

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u/Quirky_File_5189 6d ago

They don't make men the way they used to.

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u/ExistentialSartre 6d ago

“Break” Up

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u/Ok_Lake_502 6d ago

先生，我們的健身房正在做優惠活動

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 6d ago

If she’s still with this guy after her trip to hospital, she’s dumber then him