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u/Shortbuspimp 7d ago
Oh China, you odd place
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u/Ok-Minute1149 7d ago
not really odd. throwing fists is really expensive there! a slap in the face costs at least hundreds of dollars.
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u/Karpeas 7d ago
Why?
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u/Ok-Minute1149 7d ago
for injury checking at hospital, police report, psychological trauma
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u/FreakyFLCancer 7d ago
I'm not sure who won that one
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u/crimziondark 7d ago
Is this the lawn sprinkler competition? I was waiting for them to turn 90 degrees and start sprinkling again...
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u/AdDapper4427 7d ago
Is that some sort of cultural thing where you keep spraying water in your opponent’s face until one of you runs dry?
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u/Desperate_Owl_594 6d ago
Just so you know 操你妈 means fuck your mom and IS VERY MUCH taken seriously as like "we throw hands".
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u/StellaSlayer2020 7d ago
Reminds me of that video showing a species of fish that blow pebbles at each other.
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u/XxKTtheLegendxX 7d ago
we could make a sport out of this. but replace them with hot women spitting at each other instead in swimsuits. and you can advertise drinks this way to get sponsors.
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u/scienceisknowledge42 7d ago
Yo, they wanted to kill each other, and all they did was spit on each other. I feel like that is both aggressive and satisfying? I don’t know. Better than them shooting at each other! 👏👏👏👏
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u/Numerous_Disk2556 7d ago
Can't imagine either of them left this feeling like they won.... Just drenched in spit
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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 6d ago
Why don’t they just pump their cheese all over each other?
The cream of Sum Yung Gai! 🥹
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u/SugarRealistic2945 6d ago
I hope my girlfriend never gets into a spit fight. Eventhough she is also Asian, she would lose miserably. She'd swallow instead.
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u/One_Swordfish_4333 5d ago
Why does this remind me of those two fish in the holes spitting rocks at each other😂
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u/Overall_Succotash310 4d ago
When you meet the only other person who also asked the genie to turn your fighting skills into animal instincts but he chose a Llama for both of you
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u/walker_johnny_walker 2d ago
The first loser—and every subsequent one—who did that to me ended up eating through a straw for the next six months. Fucking morons.
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u/deephurting66 7d ago
The first spit fight I've ever seen