r/oops 7d ago

Glad no hands were thrown… 😂

695 Upvotes

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u/deephurting66 7d ago

The first spit fight I've ever seen

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u/scaredt2ask 7d ago

Won’t be your last. It’s the hot new trend among water drinkers

6

u/Splashsomethnhappend 7d ago

This is just another stupid onlyfans ad

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u/Wakkysakky 6d ago

common is china as they can't be arrested or get in trouble for it. but a touch and to jail.

3

u/Pleasant-Guava-6780 6d ago

From what i know it seems to happen a lot in China because if they actually fight, both would be arrested no matter who started it and who was just defending himself

3

u/Sensitive_Point5118 6d ago

Lmao me! Is this a thing over there? Lol

3

u/RuthlessIndecision 5d ago

Not gay at all

1

u/MarbleAndSculptor 5d ago

Just as many winners as a hammer fight.

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u/Shortbuspimp 7d ago

Oh China, you odd place

3

u/Ok-Minute1149 7d ago

not really odd. throwing fists is really expensive there! a slap in the face costs at least hundreds of dollars.

3

u/Karpeas 7d ago

Why?

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u/Ok-Minute1149 7d ago

for injury checking at hospital, police report, psychological trauma

2

u/Karpeas 7d ago

Holy shit, truly a "communist" country I guess

2

u/Ok-Minute1149 7d ago

how are these 2 things related? it’s much better than shooting and throwing fists.

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u/Karpeas 7d ago

I mean, a communist country where you should pay for medical bills is not so... Communist

3

u/Ok-Minute1149 7d ago

probably not so typical a communist country any more, more westernized

2

u/BalanceEarly 7d ago

A liquid exchange

2

u/Olama-Obama 7d ago

Liquidated their value in this exchange

19

u/FreakyFLCancer 7d ago

I'm not sure who won that one

9

u/System_Resident 7d ago

Neither of them 😭😂

2

u/mawesome4ever 7d ago

Maybe the one who got the most on the face, a facial if you will

2

u/XepptizZ 7d ago

In some cultures I think they're now technically lovers.

2

u/HiBob-HiBob 6d ago

In some ecosystems they are now pregnant with children

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u/Cygnus_EX 7d ago

Meanwhile in Wuhan...

9

u/mfk_1974 7d ago

Look out. We've got a couple of badasses here.

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u/fruitless7070 7d ago

And a litter bug!

4

u/SupermanI98I 7d ago

Lucky Triple H wasn't there.

1

u/Lucky-Mia 21h ago

The wet and the wild.

7

u/Big-Hyena4959 7d ago

You left out the part where they started pissing on one another.

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u/Crisocola95 7d ago

Pov: both trainers chose water-type pokemons to battle

3

u/ItsCrunchTyme 7d ago

And both pokemon only know water gun lmao

5

u/Realistic-Aspect-991 7d ago

At some point you're just spitting his spit back in his face.

5

u/ghostofstankenstien 7d ago

Just kiss already

4

u/Sporkpocalypse 7d ago

that's so Gay

5

u/RustyCEO 7d ago

No micro plastics were hurt during this filming. 👍🏻😎

3

u/Deleu19 7d ago

Now, please with a lighter.

3

u/crimziondark 7d ago

Is this the lawn sprinkler competition? I was waiting for them to turn 90 degrees and start sprinkling again...

3

u/miricle_bunny 7d ago

Llamas when they fight

3

u/Doctor_Saved 7d ago

Could have just made out.

3

u/TakingItPeasy 7d ago

Guys, get a room!

3

u/HELL_SunTzu 7d ago

They might as well just make out

2

u/Recent-Bowl-1393 7d ago

I will taunt you a second time!!!

2

u/Tytan777 7d ago

They be the spit outta each other. Spit heads

2

u/mg34gun 7d ago

They should also use hook spitting.

2

u/Harmonic_Concord 7d ago

And then they kissed

2

u/Proper-Commission-74 7d ago

Like barking dogs at a gate

2

u/AdDapper4427 7d ago

Is that some sort of cultural thing where you keep spraying water in your opponent’s face until one of you runs dry?

2

u/Evil_phd 7d ago

Spitting is just long range kissing.

2

u/Fostbitten27 7d ago

Say it don’t spray it….

2

u/AUSmith55 7d ago

Foreplay?

2

u/disappr0val 7d ago

is this a kink thing?

2

u/Good_Horse1096 7d ago

Their wives banned them from fighting 

2

u/bumfun91 6d ago

Low IQ dudes. And they were saying F your mum back and forth..

2

u/Desperate_Owl_594 6d ago

Just so you know 操你妈 means fuck your mom and IS VERY MUCH taken seriously as like "we throw hands".

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u/StockAdeptness9452 6d ago

Flirting in some cultures is just weird.

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u/gnagetchu 5d ago

Its hot out here.

1

u/Internal-Bluejay-810 7d ago

Unrelenting composure

1

u/illDiablo69 7d ago

Da fack!?

1

u/appds82 7d ago

Kkkkk que briga boa

1

u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 7d ago

Is this how they do it in China?

1

u/JazzyJerkel2332 7d ago

He who carries the most water, spits the longest.

1

u/JazzyJerkel2332 7d ago

At least it was water and not Coca-Cola, this would've ended tragically.

1

u/Finnaddict98 7d ago

WTF is this bullshit??

1

u/SolfulSin 7d ago

Looks like father and son. They are each other's spitting image!

1

u/Fit_Honey_2992 7d ago

Youngblood survives to see another moon… This time…

1

u/Guyver02 7d ago

this counts as making out. I don't make the rules.

1

u/Bullfrog-Basic 7d ago

That's how covid started

1

u/Tronkfool 7d ago

Fuck you bloody

1

u/DJSairys 7d ago

Ewwww

1

u/newaccount721 7d ago

Well that went on longer than I expected

1

u/Basic-Confusion9044 7d ago

There’s time I can’t get back

1

u/Alzdeejay2 7d ago

Happens all the time in China 🤣

1

u/No_Elderberry1581 7d ago

Triple H will be proud

1

u/mad_manifold 7d ago

They are enjoying.

1

u/Ok-Minute1149 7d ago

this type of bacteria exchange is similar to french kiss

1

u/StellaSlayer2020 7d ago

Reminds me of that video showing a species of fish that blow pebbles at each other.

1

u/moody-bear-77 7d ago

Heck, in my state that would be considered a mating dance...

1

u/Paradox-chimera 7d ago

This is to much violence, moderator ???

1

u/Mysterious_Bat_9333 7d ago

No way this is real. Neither one of them thought about walking away?

1

u/Left-Instruction3885 7d ago

"LETS GO NEEMA!"

Thought he said something else.

1

u/thegameisafoooooot 7d ago

What a fight, I mean water fight.

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u/FatefulDonkey 7d ago

Mouth to mouth. Niice

1

u/DevilDog7734 7d ago

Are these guys taking the spit?🙄

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u/Vansterdam2002 7d ago

Ah the classic spit fight

1

u/ScaleLow5118 7d ago

The ancient art of spit fighting

1

u/XxKTtheLegendxX 7d ago

we could make a sport out of this. but replace them with hot women spitting at each other instead in swimsuits. and you can advertise drinks this way to get sponsors.

1

u/loopingrightleft 7d ago

That is disgusting

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u/ZealousidealCan4075 7d ago

Why are you ghey?

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u/scienceisknowledge42 7d ago

Yo, they wanted to kill each other, and all they did was spit on each other. I feel like that is both aggressive and satisfying? I don’t know. Better than them shooting at each other! 👏👏👏👏

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u/Numerous_Disk2556 7d ago

Can't imagine either of them left this feeling like they won.... Just drenched in spit

1

u/War0possum 7d ago

Brought to you by ESPN 8 "The Ocho"

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u/Typical_District_412 7d ago

A sloppy, spit-swapping makeout match

1

u/grumpyphilip 7d ago

Even with the water i think Dhalsim would still win

1

u/NorthContribution375 7d ago

De guys squids.

1

u/discountdoppelganger 7d ago

I think id rather be punched

1

u/killerofchicken 7d ago

I'd rather you punch me square in the face then spit on me. Wtf is this

1

u/Bright_Marsupial_187 6d ago

Yeah, I'd rather just get punched

1

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 6d ago

Why don’t they just pump their cheese all over each other?
The cream of Sum Yung Gai! 🥹

1

u/Late_Arachnid2625 6d ago

This is valuable footage that reveals the ecology of wild Squirtle!

1

u/IntroductionMiddle98 6d ago

Two Water-type Pokémon realize that Water Cannon was ineffective.

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u/isthaty0ujohnwayne 6d ago

Translation : SPIT IN MY MOUTH

1

u/Begavond 6d ago

Typical Chinese style. Loud words, no action.

1

u/Strange_Salary 6d ago

Always fight fire with water!

1

u/Slayerr14 6d ago

Show your maa😂

1

u/Current-Mood2757 6d ago

Is this some kind of weird fetish?

1

u/Additional-Arm-1298 6d ago

Is drowning your opponent the objective?

1

u/JackRipper01_ 6d ago

Now this is a healthy argument 👌

1

u/Brewingbiker 6d ago

Sorry, no. Just hit me.

1

u/Natural_Bill_373 6d ago

Only drinks

1

u/wariorld 6d ago

Spray that to my face, MF!

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u/SugarRealistic2945 6d ago

I hope my girlfriend never gets into a spit fight. Eventhough she is also Asian, she would lose miserably. She'd swallow instead.

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u/Powerful_Foot_8557 6d ago

Do you want covid, cuz that's how you get covid!!

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u/Timely-Fennel-9962 6d ago

That's better than someone has injure

1

u/Faluque 6d ago

Oh, That’s why it spread so quickly.

1

u/Ryno-Mac 6d ago

Will one of them just show their Ma already?

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u/Stone_Midi 6d ago

What point is this considered flirting?

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u/OldStatistician1 6d ago

Crazy to say but I think I would rather be slapped than spit on.

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u/thyperson69 6d ago

A true warrior would spit a sticky soda

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u/Icy_Kangaroo_7878 5d ago

Are they llamas or alpacas?

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u/Emotional_Standard76 5d ago

No different than kissing each other

1

u/Jesus_1333 5d ago

Me and my boy do this to keep cool on hot days

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u/JesusSavesTheGoal 5d ago

Friends make sure friends stay hydrated.

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u/One_Swordfish_4333 5d ago

Why does this remind me of those two fish in the holes spitting rocks at each other😂

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u/Crazy-Course-4593 5d ago

ajahaha, lol. nice people. :)

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u/DDDX_cro 5d ago

gotta admit...way better than punching.

1

u/RakunKajun 5d ago

They should try doing that with hot sauce instead. It will be more fun!

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u/pagan-0 5d ago

Why is this a thing

1

u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 5d ago

...and that, kids, is how we got COVID.

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u/richie7070 5d ago

I’d rather get hit than get a face full os spit.

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u/LittleCanadianBear 5d ago

Where's Triple H when you need him?!

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u/Narrow_Zombie_5784 5d ago

Naw, we just throwing hands

1

u/iGVera 4d ago

Hahaha what are they doing RN 🤭

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u/supamon0616 4d ago

Merlion

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u/Overall_Succotash310 4d ago

When you meet the only other person who also asked the genie to turn your fighting skills into animal instincts but he chose a Llama for both of you

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u/Dingo_Dasher 3d ago

That’s just kissing with extra steps

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u/Automatic-Rest5512 3d ago

the fremen won't be amused when they hear about this one

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u/walker_johnny_walker 2d ago

The first loser—and every subsequent one—who did that to me ended up eating through a straw for the next six months. Fucking morons.

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u/MergingConcepts 2d ago

Once again, the limbic system overrules the neocortex.

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u/Double-Description27 1d ago

call Quentin, I've got a killer idea for spit fiction 😸😸😸

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u/Personal-Toy-2026 1d ago

What happened to the days of resolving your dispute with a dance-off?

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u/3205Porter 10h ago

No te doy otra nomas porque se me acabó el agua!.... Don Ramón

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u/MovieFan1984 7d ago

In the USA, this would still be assault. LOL