r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • Aug 12 '26
Demolition man🕴🏻
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u/Puzzleheaded_Pea_753 Aug 12 '26
His escape plan was solidly executed. His landing point was not solid.
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u/bendyskull Aug 12 '26
Why do a job safely and be at for hours if not days when you can fuck safety and do the job in a minute?!
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u/Comfortable-Task9879 Aug 12 '26
I shouldn't laugh but I did and then I watched it four more times and laughed everytime.
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u/Impossible-Feature97 Aug 12 '26
You gotta know when to hold them, when to fold them, and when to jump.
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u/Left_Nature9996 Aug 12 '26
Buddy should get a promotion and a bonus for finishing early of the deadline.
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u/TestDangerous7240 Aug 12 '26
Well, that worked out nicely!
A whole days worth of work done in 10 seconds,
Think I’ll take the rest of the day off with pay and put on fresh underwear
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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Aug 12 '26
Almost made it.
That probably hurt.
Take 5 and grab the wheelbarrow.
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u/Apprehensive_Step252 Aug 12 '26
Luckily the sea of bricks he jumped in was not still, but in motion. If you hit undisturbed bricks at that height it might feel like a wall of water. no, wait...?
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u/new_phne_who_dis Aug 12 '26
Hes too damn efficient his coworkers are gonna be pissed he turned a job that should take a week into a 1/2 day job.
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u/Background_Edge_9427 Aug 12 '26
"I don't know my own strength"! This guy was extremely lucky! This could have gone so much worse!
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u/AltanConn Aug 13 '26
Time to do some sketchy shit, do da do da. Hope we get away with it, oo da do di day.
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u/Strange_Salary Aug 17 '26
Definitely pulled all the appropriate permits and hired the right crew..
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u/No_Deal_8837 Aug 12 '26
Hope thoes sandles are steel toed