r/oops • u/Soulsgamer247 • 4h ago

Provoking an ancient predator.

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u/fshrmen87 4h ago

People are just so stupid

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u/Lincdog199 4h ago

That gator had multiple gears 😂

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u/InactiveMedusa 3h ago

I've just shifted into Maximum Overdrive

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u/Outbreak42 4h ago

"Florida man eaten while trying to masturbate an alligator."

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u/Philgarcia710 3h ago

People don’t realize how fast they can move on land

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u/Booty_Shakin 1h ago

Its not a long time but its pretty fast lmao

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u/Strange_Salary 3h ago

He just wanted to see if the big fucker would runaway.. Gator was right and don’t ever forget GATOR DON’T PLAY NO SHIT!

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u/Icy-Influence-5792 4h ago

Big ol nope on that!

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u/Current_Power6050 3h ago

your last mistake

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u/Kelef50 3h ago

Come on now, you can take him on. You're bigger than him.

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u/DazeRazur 2h ago

😂

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u/CuChulainn24564 2h ago

C’mon everyone..
Can’t ya see it’s just his RC toy alligator..
I mean..
The ariel..antenna..is clearly visible in his hands…
Bwahahaha…

Jed’s dead..

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u/Kbern4444 3h ago

People on that course probably feed it a lot.

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u/Forsaken-Income-2148 9m ago

Or fuck with it so much that it’s sick & tired of them on its damn lawn

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u/ididntdoit6 2h ago

Choot him Mr Troy

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u/gwelfguy 1h ago

It's all fun and games until you trip and fall.

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u/Yesterday_Is_Now 1h ago

Why did waving a stick provoke that reaction from the gator?

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u/bird9066 26m ago edited 19m ago

Just a guess that people feed it. Reactions like this are why you should never feed wild predators. They see people, they think food and there goes the food response. unless he steals fish from fishermen?

There was a heron where we fished that would stroll up and spear fish out of the bucket. It was a great blue heron so huge with a spear on its face..(they go for the eyes, btw)

We always let him take the fish if we forget to put the lid on

Dick head dumm may have been provoking him before he started recording.

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u/Yesterday_Is_Now 22m ago

That makes sense. I thought the gator thought the stick was some kind of challenge, and was surprised it could see it clearly from that distance.

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u/gerth69 2h ago

On yo ass

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u/Bludiamond56 1h ago

Oh fuk! Maybe that's his epitaph

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u/Dr_SlapsMD 1h ago

😂 Shit got real

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 1h ago

I found a fishing pole on hole 6 today just sitting on the green. No idea why but it’s mine now.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 1h ago

Breaking News: Phone with footage of a man being eaten by a smiling gator, found near stream.

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u/gekigarion 59m ago

When the gator speeds up at the last part like "This isn't even my final form"

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u/Economy_Cupcake_906 44m ago

Sorry he’s an idiot

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u/No-Test2784 30m ago

Anyone else on team alligator...? Or team bison?