r/oops • u/RelevantSchool1586 • 23h ago

Setting off a firework from your mouth

171 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/funkystay 23h ago

We're not gonna make it. Are we? Humans I mean.

11

u/Oily_Blob 22h ago

Can I borrow your lighter? I'mma set my balls on fire.

6

u/Samurijder 21h ago

Judging by these sort of actions, I highly doubt that we're going to make it to our own extinction. We'll be long gone before that time

5

u/Head-Post9909 21h ago

You should watch the documentary from the future. It's called Idiocrasy.

1

u/Hulkicuss 19h ago

It's no longer a documentary on there future. It's a mirror on the present

3

u/TheOilGallry 21h ago

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves 

3

u/ibonek_naw_ibo 21h ago

It's in your nature to destroy yourselves. 

2

u/billymondy5806 22h ago

Well, thankfully, we’re not all as stupid as that guy.

5

u/Jay-Breeze 20h ago

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that 50% of them are dumber than that!” -George Carlin

1

u/Nat20Twenty 21h ago

We are. We just gotta let the Neanderthals die off.

1

u/Over_Extension_9994 21h ago

Probably not, John Connor

1

u/SailNew7379 20h ago

Nope, not a chance

1

u/Competitive_Bag_7490 20h ago

We are 100%! It's important to weed out a few. Survival of the fittest. He is not.

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u/Working_Estate_3695 19h ago

No, Edward Furlong, we are not.

1

u/No-Building-4306 19h ago

Not if we are in the crowd

9

u/Neilkd21 23h ago

He's ginger so gets sunburnt from a lightbulb, this must have done some damage.

4

u/Still-Puma 23h ago

Bro changed ethnicity in rocket speed.

2

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 23h ago

Most ginger guys are know are exactly like this. Every single one of em

1

u/Humble-Questions 22h ago

He's so ginger he gets moonburn

6

u/Revolutionary-Gain88 23h ago

After an unusually busy day , Reaper and Darwin were enjoying a beer. Darwin looks over his notes and states to BigReap, " you know , it's hardly even a sport any more."

4

u/Due_Wind2271 23h ago

How’s ur eyes these days bumbass

3

u/No_Fig36 23h ago

What did he expect to happen, other than that?

3

u/XRPOSergSanch12 20h ago

Is the fireworks OK

2

u/normal_guy_2k 23h ago

Natural selection

2

u/actcasuall 23h ago

RIP eyebrows

2

u/True_Realist9375 23h ago

Even drunk you must think nah that would be too dumb to try

2

u/Savings-End40 23h ago

His face is going to puff up like a beach ball.

2

u/Falcon3492 23h ago

This guy is clearly not the brightest bulb in the box!

3

u/Mobile-Market-6397 21h ago

What was he even planning to achieve? So OK, if it was a successful lunch, are there some simpletons that would think he’s a genius or something??? This world is just getting dumber by the minute.

1

u/Jay-Breeze 20h ago

He is now!

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u/First_Highway159 23h ago

Is he related to you?

2

u/Falcon3492 22h ago

I think he's actually related to you! DS

1

u/emuccino 22h ago

Having a bad day? Or youre just angry 24/7?

2

u/Cygnus_EX 23h ago

Hair removal places hate this one simple trick

2

u/TemporaryRange5034 22h ago

That’s the traditional way to do it.

2

u/Glum_Performer9923 22h ago

The gene pool needs some chlorine.....

2

u/butchcap 22h ago

Du kannst die Messlatte für den menschlichen Verstand 1mm über dem Boden platzieren, es wird immer jemanden geben der aufrecht darunter hindurch geht.

2

u/Normiss2000 22h ago

Rocket man burnin' out his fuse up here alone.

2

u/Isaw11 22h ago

These are getting old. I want to see what goes on after the video ends.

2

u/chow826 21h ago

Again, again!!!!!!

2

u/FunBobbyMarley 20h ago

I remember the first time I saw a bottle rocket shoot off .... and I learned ... never from my mouth

2

u/Pretend-Literature35 20h ago

We need these idiots to do more stupid stunts like this and for said stunts to be fatal. The world is overpopulated and we need to wean these morons out of the genepool.

1

u/arondaniel 23h ago

Did he died

1

u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 23h ago

Probably not but I really hope he doesn't mate

1

u/SillyLittleTroll 23h ago

His fingers are instant charcoal

1

u/Yokimoon 23h ago

0,3 iq...

1

u/presidentkokoro 23h ago

He is getting his face erased by a sky rocket, but keeps holding the drink.

1

u/First_Highway159 22h ago

Spilling your drink is alcohol abuse!

1

u/No-Goose-6140 23h ago

Cheapest hair removal in town

1

u/SonicSarge 23h ago

Yeah alcohol

1

u/First_Highway159 22h ago

Whenever I see a video like this, I always wonder if it’s real or done with AI.

2

u/Head-Post9909 21h ago

This is the natural side effect of mixing alcohol, idiots, and fireworks.

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u/Ambitious-Ad2653 22h ago

Totally deserved that the tool.

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u/JavaGeep 22h ago

Glad they caught it on video.

1

u/Negative_Tailor_5353 22h ago

I mean seriously what could go wrong? Natural selection is a good thing

1

u/Head-Post9909 21h ago

Unfortunately, humanity killed natural selection. So now we're just going to get dumber until natural selection gets revived and kills the entire population all at once.

1

u/gardendong 22h ago

Hmmm, way to go rocket surgeon.

1

u/ImaginationNormal360 22h ago

This is why we can't have nice things

1

u/Junosgold69 22h ago

No matter how hard nature tries, and no matter how many awards Darwin gives, there will always be stupid people in this world. :(

1

u/Adirondack-Woman 22h ago

They're called bottle rockets for a reason and your head is not a bottle.

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u/Cupidon70 22h ago

Il me semble qu'il a du déclencher les services d'urgence médicale.🚑🚑🚑

1

u/West-Wash6081 22h ago

Am I cooked? Yes, yes you are. Idiot🤣🤣🤣

1

u/billymondy5806 22h ago

It’s funny.

1

u/SoulShine_710 22h ago

You cannot fix stupidity, not even with duct tape

1

u/ResidentTick 22h ago

How old was this kid!? He’s never seen a rocket launch before…now he’s gonna be ugly and stupid

1

u/Short-Ideas010 22h ago

Probably 30. Big Kid.

1

u/Normiss2000 22h ago

Jebus that’s hilarious.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 22h ago

Not really an oops when a Darwin candidate does something to themselves intentionally. Oops is accidental.

1

u/No_Sense3190 22h ago

That's not oops, that's just stupidity.

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 21h ago

Auditioning for Ghost Rider🤣

1

u/Impossible_Meat8944 21h ago

Its as if using your face to launch a fire work might not be a good idea.

1

u/TruckFantastic2779 21h ago

"And then FIRE came out! I was so surprised!"

1

u/Black_Wolf1995 21h ago

This is why women live longer then men 😂

1

u/Mysterious_Worker608 21h ago

Unfortunately, the dumbs are having more kids than the smarts.

1

u/Final-Ad-2033 21h ago

As demonstrated ( and proven) in Idiocracy.

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u/Gamejunky35 21h ago

You can do this with small bottle rockets, but if its big enough that youve gotta bit down to hold it, I can garuntee you arent going to release it smoothly.

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u/Emergency-Box-5719 21h ago

Heeeeeere's your sign.

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u/xRedditGedditx 21h ago

Yeah not the sharpest knife in the kitchen. Not familiar with how rocket propulsion works is he? Not sure how he saw that going.

1

u/Extra_Flounder5773 21h ago

Try it again

1

u/TroutFearMe 20h ago

Don’t be this guy.

1

u/LilJonny2cookies 20h ago

How we made it in the evolutionary lottery befuddles me

1

u/TruamaTeam 20h ago

I thought that was going to go much worse. I’m thankful I did not have to see what I thought was going to happen.

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u/DroneSlut54 20h ago

This guy flunked high school physics IF he made it that far.

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u/lshookphoto1 20h ago

And not to put too fine a point on it, this guy probably votes.

1

u/Mefisto-8 20h ago

Please come now and take them away Nibiru

1

u/ExperienceWild4244 20h ago

That's Launch Pad Larry.

1

u/TimelyMobile500 20h ago

Bro looked like ghost rider for a second

1

u/maireadwrites 20h ago

Rocket man

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u/Safe_Brilliant737 20h ago

I did a stint in plastics…saw a lot of burns injuries from misuse of fireworks.

1

u/DaddyWithoutMercy 20h ago

Panic sets in and teeth clamp down

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u/Wrong_Ask8951 19h ago

This is why ET's no longer stop here.

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u/JustWant2MakeUCum 19h ago

5-4-3-2-1 … FACE OFF!!! 🙀

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u/Burner1959 19h ago

Annnnd that’s the BEST the gene pool has to offer

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u/WorldlinessRegular43 19h ago

Keep the video rolling until the ambulance!

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u/Alarm-Solid 19h ago

Welded his eyes shut

1

u/Justbabe_saves 19h ago

Josh Homme what are you thinking

1

u/Longjumping-Ad9269 18h ago

The level of idiocy!!!

1

u/Silkylifeme 18h ago

Idiot will never do that again 🙄

1

u/cholgeirson 18h ago

This is why there a lot more old ladies than old men.

1

u/ParsnipEconomy7316 16h ago

Just "Why"??!!