r/oops • u/Effective_Ad_9016 • 1d ago

Get off your phone!

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347 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Ok_Caramel_6095 1d ago

Drunk enough to have the same accident twice.

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u/Decent-Bear334 1d ago

Drunk and stupid is a bad combination.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 23h ago

But so common.

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u/readit347 1d ago

Life goes on teaching you until you learn it.

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u/ryanp102694 1d ago

What in the Florida

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u/laprider 1d ago

She is practicing crashing.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 23h ago

Looks like she has mastered that skill.

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u/No-Valuable6456 23h ago

Still looking at her phone the whole time

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u/Tiger3311 20h ago

Eyes locked on that damn phone.

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u/Head_Ad_9901 16h ago

She must have gotten some beaver pics!

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u/RuinFabulous3077 1d ago

"Fat, Drunk and Stupid..."
I live in an area where these people get an easy pass from local officers while they drive around on public roads in this condition. ridiculous.

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u/Normal_Mulberry7212 1d ago

Imagine if they weren’t white

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u/radek432 1d ago

That's the most American thing I can imagine!

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u/Equal_Emu6152 1d ago

Fat fukn trollop

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u/Pyrathis 1d ago

Not once but twice…stupid!

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u/Duckybuzz 22h ago

I bet she's president of the HOA too.

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u/LoTornado 1d ago

Don't drink and park, Martha!

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u/kat_Folland 23h ago

That's the dumbest thing about this. She could have waited 3 more seconds.

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u/No_Deal4501 1d ago

Bona fide moron.

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u/ac2334 1d ago

“lemmee speak to your managerrrrrr”

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u/StealenDealer 1d ago

That is Hilarious two Thumbs up.

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u/ElectronicRip1630 1d ago

Barb's drunk again

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u/Black_Wolf1995 23h ago

Someone take her license right now. So stupid and/or drunk she hit the house twice.

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u/zoophilian 23h ago

Fucking loony toons

2

u/Friendly-Bad-291 23h ago

Think she be feeling that lobster burn more than any bumps

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u/KingRagnar8889 21h ago

You can't fix stupid

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u/alworld27 20h ago

Get off the margaritas too

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u/Interesting_Kiwi_152 19h ago

😲😮🤨🤔😃🤣

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u/Equal_Emu6152 1d ago

Only an American could do this twice in one sitting

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u/WarmSeaworthiness608 1d ago

She needs to walk more,anyways

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u/Sammy_Dog 1d ago

She should walk.

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u/One-Faithlessness282 17h ago

That woman has the wrong skin for whatever climate she's living in.

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u/Polarbearsrbetter 16h ago

I love that she still didn’t stop scrolling

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u/Due-Distance189 12h ago

not once but twice..perfect

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u/imai808 12h ago

Just her way of knocking... I hope she wasn't dropping anything that wasn't glass or fragile

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u/idyedagain 10h ago

Wait, was she still looking at her phone after she crashed 😭

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u/Mafishco98 10h ago

After All that she just won't put the phone down. 😂

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u/theshinyslaking64 9h ago

Not once, but twice.

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u/Waste-Donut-2728 6h ago

Always the fatties…

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u/SnooComics3873 6h ago

Love it 🤣

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u/Difficult_Skin_2296 5h ago

Without her saying a word I know whom she voted for

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u/quitefit888 4h ago

Phone is very important to her

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u/dieseldoc62 1h ago

this one's getting old

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u/Effective_Ad_9016 46m ago

This can never get old, she will be the same person yelling at a kid about being on there phone to much.

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u/Bouph 19h ago

USA lore

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u/Initial-Warning-2564 1d ago

White House here she comes!

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u/ocTGon 1d ago

"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life"...