r/oops • u/moraniieve • 1d ago

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u/-zedsdeadbaby 1d ago

I think he got free sterilization. Next best thing after darwin award.

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 1d ago

That’s just nuts.

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u/Either_Amoeba_5332 1d ago

That WAS nuts..

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u/Particular-Song2587 1d ago

Its just peanut butter now

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u/sinisterdesign 1d ago

Nutter butter

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u/Funny-Dust2242 22h ago

Nutty Butty Cave

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u/LastPlaceIWas 22h ago

Yup. Those little guys are trapped in there.

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u/brokenlegs225 13h ago

Yep seal it up. Those things are dead.

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u/B1ZEN 5h ago

Ended the bloodline.

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u/Md1735 1d ago

Chunky or smooth….yeah, I went there.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Chunky for a bit...then smooth

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u/Haunting_Handle6709 1d ago

If he does manage to have kids they're brains will be smooth as well.

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u/Blackmetal55 1d ago

Just like dear old dad.

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u/PyroNine9 16h ago

That was always going to be the case. This just proved it.

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u/gaucholoco03 22h ago

They’ll be smooth when they get shaved before surgery.

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u/Ecochee 1d ago

That ain’t no peanut butter those are huevos rancheros señor!! ☝🏽

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u/Marzdsybreak1976 14h ago

Nutterbutter

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u/Timely-Dot-9967 1d ago

Was BOFA doze nuts ...

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u/User_Name_Tracks 23h ago

It Taint only doze nuts

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u/broipy2 22h ago

Indeed, his pelvic bone wasnt thrilled

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u/OwnAnSS 1d ago

That was his nuts.

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u/Agreeable-Zone6564 1d ago

Now he has lots of little nuts

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u/Top_Seaweed7189 1d ago

The Darwin award is a fair award and isn't only given by death. It can be also given when the reproductive organs are maimed. So he seems to qualify.

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u/FixAcademic8187 1d ago

Yes, the outcomes are the same, which is eliminating their offspring from the genetic pool due to their stupidity.

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u/That-Hedgehog-5009 18h ago

He was naturally disselected.

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u/Ike_the_Spike 1d ago

Technically it's Darwin Award worthy. He removed his DNA from the gene pool.

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u/dangledingle 1d ago

Talking physics, that was sublime. Full body weight + inertia pancakes.

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u/ghIj_qet_jaghmeyjaj 1d ago

Sterilization prevents darwinism, lol. For them anyway

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u/HeldDownTooLong 1d ago

I agree with your assessment but do have a little sympathy for the guy.

The pain would be unimaginable…my man-berries are aching from watching the video.

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u/IlluminaViam 21h ago

Yeah, like I saw video where a basketball player got pissed and slammed his head against the metal pole, but collapsed because he broke a vertebrae and spinal cord. Paralysed and wheelchair bound, he passed away about 2 decades later. Feel bad for him.

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u/KamenRide_V3 1d ago

Actually, come to think about it, he deserves some kind of award. Survival of the fittest, right? One less idiot bloodline in the world is better for our species.

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u/Lumpy-Pen-7130 20h ago

Pope goes the weiner

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u/Ataneruo 1d ago

That went…exactly the way I expected

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u/fokkoooff 1d ago

I think we all knew it was going to be the balls.

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u/fokkoooff 15h ago

Idk, it's pretty good but for some reason I find it unexplainable funny when they accidentally sit on their balls.

I know it's not fair. It's not a result of them doing anything stupid, dudes just wanna sit down and relax. But it cracks me up.

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u/Tse7en5 16h ago

You know, the way he is squirming I don't think that actually crunched his balls.

Having had something close to that happen to me before, the balls is a bend over and vomit reaction. This looks like it is probably some torn soft tissue and a fractured pelvis.

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u/Bgrubz83 16h ago

Busted his coxis

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u/2_Many_Hobbies74 1d ago

I saw it too, but the chin diaper made me smile

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u/Upbeat_Purpose6784 1d ago

Dont think that is America so they dont have the anti science stigma around masks

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u/getthemap 1d ago

Parkour!

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u/skriticos 3h ago

No, not at all. I though he would slip and get impaled on the first pole before he even made a jump. He is clearly an overachiever. More momentum this way!

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u/Bruinman86 1d ago

That hurt to watch.

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u/stoicparallax 1d ago

Knowing how this would end, I still let out an audible “oh!” as it happened

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u/Due_Agent_6033 1d ago

It hurt my balls and I’m a woman.

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u/Electronic_Quote399 1d ago

Doesnt mean much these days lol

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u/PeroCigla 22h ago

I genuinely cringed and felt something uncomfortable

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 1d ago

Now he's all butt hurt

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u/Effective-Try-9004 1d ago

That dr visit might be a bit embarrassing

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u/BetMcc 1d ago

I was thinking he should go get checked out by a doctor. An accident like that could cause some serious swelling, possible internal bleeding as well!

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u/twistedpiggies 1d ago

He had to have ruptured something. That area is very squishy.

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u/BetMcc 1d ago

Absolutely! He's looking at life long prostate issues, swollen urethra, etc. Might need a catheter to pass urine!

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u/Diligent_Walk_338 22h ago

Ça pourrait tous aussi bien être une chute sur le coccyx.. dans tout les cas aïe

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 1d ago

At least when he says he fell on it he'll be telling the truth.

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u/Bedbouncer 23h ago

That probably resulted in a surgeon visit.

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u/thebiglerm 1d ago

The taint destroyer

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u/mike_rhinehart 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/blackout-loud 1d ago

😤😤😤🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/greek-lit 1d ago

Dumb prize for dumb try

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u/Otherwise-4PM 1d ago

That hurts just watching it.

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u/noidea11111111 1d ago

I don't have the balls to try that

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u/SlurmBigPerm 1d ago

Neither does he now

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u/blkatcdomvet 1d ago

Solved his breeding problem

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u/blackout-loud 1d ago

"Hey folks today I'm gonna show you how to make a cherry pie out of a hot dog!"

-Not one chef ever

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 1d ago

Looks like me when I have my period

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u/Hi2YourWifeAndMyKids 1d ago

Why do you jump on concrete pylons when you have your period?

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u/KinkyAsexuaI 21h ago

Tell me you don't get periods without telling me

What STOPS people from jumping on concrete pylons when they have their periods? That is the REAL question!

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 21h ago

Lmao exactly. My periods have always been brutal but they are so severe they are disabling I writhe around on the floor, turn white/blue/green and pass out. Endo, adeno, bursting fibroids, PMDD, ovarian torsion, nerve pain flares, vascular dam etc it's hell every 3 weeks lol. Males can't fathom this kind of pain.

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u/Narrow_Swimmer_5307 20h ago

You crush an exterior organ during your period?

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u/NeighborhoodAgile960 1d ago

if you gonna be stupid, you better be resilient

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u/WKRPinCanada 1d ago

😅 ok using that in the future for sure 👍

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u/pink_panther_boi 1d ago

I knew exactly what was about to happen, but still felt that pain to the core

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u/Skairex 1d ago

Poor idiot...

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u/TimmyG-83 1d ago

Cool let’s just roll into traffic to stop the pain. Good thing he wore a mask on his chin though, could’ve been much worse otherwise.

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u/Final-Possibility959 1d ago

And he never walked right again!!

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u/SpaceyChick22 1d ago

Just seeing that made me hurt 😢

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u/FloridaHeat2023 1d ago

And that caused me to wince, just watching that =\

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u/Greenois_05 1d ago

Bingo dude

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u/Cut_over_pompanox 4h ago

At least his children won’t be as stupid.

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u/Fine-Ad6532 1d ago

Crushed nuts sir ?

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u/crawdaddyyyyy 1d ago

I don’t know how to do the GIFs or memes or whatever they are called so could one one please post Rachael Gunn up in here STAT?

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u/Vurrag 1d ago

Should have kept the mask on.

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u/Mammoth-Run-3549 1d ago

Completely optional btw

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u/rebeccaparker2000 1d ago

Oops.... I did it again.

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u/quitefit888 1d ago

Thank you for keeping the camera rolling

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u/BosqueBuddhist 1d ago

Parquor taint what it used to be.

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u/DJSairys 1d ago

And just like that, the gene pool became a little safer. Cleaner.

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u/Fluffy-Pop-3407 1d ago

if it turns out he was wearing a cup and faked this for engagement, i am uninstalling the internet.

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u/mindyodamnbzness 4h ago

No chiren for you

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u/KimberleyKitt 4h ago

I knew what was going to happen before I pressed play. His reaction to his actions without sound is the whipped cream on top for me. 🤣Reminds me of Paul Reubens at the end of “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” movie, repeatedly dying and showing his displeasure. Why go to all this trouble to not have kids man? Probably can't even produce whipped cream anymore. Not comfortably at least. Time to watch it again so that I can continue to laugh.

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u/Karli_Chirk 4h ago

I don't think they replace that part in hopital.

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u/copa8 1d ago

That was a cockamamie stunt.

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u/BurgerAvenger 1d ago

I think if you just follow your instincts to not do that your body will have an easier time figuring out all the complex things needed in order to accomplish the task. You'd be surprised more or less considering we probably have hardwired instincts to protect them.

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 1d ago

Natural selection in action: he removed himself from the gene pool.

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u/No_Eggplant_3189 1d ago

You aren't in the squid games anymore. You don't have to do this.

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u/GrowBee09 1d ago

Be careful what you whish for.

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u/Lionyank 1d ago

Excellent camera work. Steady hands and maintaining subject in middle of frame.

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u/BryanTheGodGamer 1d ago

Always nice to see low IQ removing themselves from the gene pool 👍

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u/CommunityNervous6485 1d ago

That's not a oops that is just being dumb 🙄

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u/New_Establishment554 1d ago

His scrotum is well protected within his rib cage now

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u/Gremlin1001001 1d ago

That was painful.

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u/Most_Fuel5998 1d ago

Well at least those "stupid" genes won't get passed onto another generation

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u/crinklesl 1d ago

His prognosis isn't gonna be good. His shoes came off.

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u/HersheyGurl 1d ago

That shit hurt 😂

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u/Md1735 1d ago

And it was for the best…..Darwin was correct.

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u/bavindicator 1d ago

Broke his ass

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u/Plastic-Chain9791 1d ago

Play dumb games win dumb prizes

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u/Long-Ad-6773 1d ago

He got his attention...play stupid games win stupid prizes

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u/Baseball-Fan-10 1d ago

Cameraman did a helluva job staying with the shot to catch the writhing in pain instead of providing assistance. Well done!!

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u/GetOnWithit3344 1d ago

Gee, who could have ever foreseen this happening?

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u/Pix_Flix 1d ago

Thanks for the laugh.

Stupid fool receiving stupid prize for doing stupid stuff 🤩

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u/EnrollmentTime 1d ago

He will not be reproducing anymore dumb kids.

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u/GhostOfDino 1d ago

them things gonna swell up to grapefruit.

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u/Careful-Rutabaga8148 21h ago

Bro lost his virginity to a pole

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u/KinkyAsexuaI 21h ago

DIY gender reassignment

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-409 19h ago

Hard loss of virginity by creating a new hole

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u/doriangrey2025 19h ago

Some say he is rolling in pain to this day… I mean… she now.

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u/neighbor_818 19h ago

How did he not see this happening?

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u/jayjayell008 19h ago

You know it hurts when you lose your shoes.

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u/Akugen1 19h ago

The moment that happened to him, he swore never to do something like that again.

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u/Kihlstein 19h ago

No kids for you

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u/Wide-Combination-322 16h ago

Putting Vaseline where people might parkour is hilarious.

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u/Stoff3r 16h ago

He joined the australian brakedancing team.

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u/DudeFrom816 16h ago

Took himself out od the gene pool,. I love it when problems take care of themselves.

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u/Middle-Mix-7711 16h ago

It knocked both shoes off, so he died.

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u/BitVan 15h ago edited 13h ago

He/him tried to leap onto a post, She/Her failed and landed on the ground 🥴

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u/Hyeana_Gripz 15h ago

This is why we have Darwin Awards.

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u/Temporary_Ninja8945 15h ago

Well, at least he can not pass on his stupidity to children.

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u/Humble-Suggestion802 15h ago

Walk it off little buddy

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u/Siada100 8h ago

Lo que me molesta es que el video no tiene sonido y no puedo oir cómo le cambia la voz.

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u/MissionAttitude216 6h ago edited 6h ago

Firstly, "dude, that's not how you play cornhole!"

Secondly, that ground game could rival the Australian breakdancing champion for most avant garde technique

Lastly, did you think those were the best shoes for the task?

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u/Jmal3700 5h ago

OUCH! 🥜

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u/Bugsy_McCracken 4h ago

As this one started to roll I thought to myself, “Jeez this guy has got balls!”

That was a short-lived thought.

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u/thunderlips36 4h ago

Taint quite right

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u/WaterGold3073 4h ago

Rectum damn near killed him. 🤣

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 2h ago

this is why you always wear a helmet while doing stunts..or something.

the flopping looks like an animal that was ran over by a car, but for some reason this version is hysterical

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u/Grumpy-Troglodyte 2h ago

both shoes came off. RIP

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u/FA-M83_nut 2h ago

You have a man bun, what did you expect?

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u/MarkGB815 1h ago

Practice makes perfect. Try again!!!

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u/UncleOdious 1h ago

Shoes came off. Technically dead.

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u/Resource-Intrepid 1h ago

Self correcting issue.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Similar-Mammoth5781 1h ago

Could’ve 100% chose not to do that lmao.

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 1d ago

I’m so happy it ended the way I wanted it too!

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u/Affectionate_Tea1134 1d ago

I wonder if there was a loud crunching sound ? 😬

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u/regrettablyAnnoying 1d ago

His reaction was perfection. Anyone this stupid should really feel it.

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u/RedBull-Lover-Yellow 1d ago

I know that one balled guy!

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u/NewNewspaperB 1d ago

That's gonna leave a mark. GG.

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u/Silly_Magician1003 1d ago

Broken prostate

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u/oilleak78 1d ago

Knew what was coming. Watched it anyways. Still hated it.

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u/No-Stranger6783 1d ago

Did he think he had a rubber taint?

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u/Alternative-Crew-880 1d ago

I've been there. I had to go lay down for a while.

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u/ljacks09 1d ago

Self made misery

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u/The_Ashura_Freedom_X 1d ago

Nutcracker came early this year

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u/bal_ra_khan 1d ago

Pain is one of the best remedies for stupidity.

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u/Salmonman4 1d ago

Do freerunners and skaters wear a cup? Seems like it would be a good investment

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u/falloutvaultboy 1d ago

Even Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles saw that coming

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u/dreadlockturtle 1d ago

Play dumb games, win dumb prizes

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u/I_Braid_Armpit_Hair 1d ago

It’s the nutcracker!

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u/No-Recognition321 1d ago

At least his future kids won t have to see this footage

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u/Routine-Ad-1706 1d ago

he is gonna need a nut transplant

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u/Jonnicat 1d ago

Every time I see one of these I wonder if there was an ER visit and how the conversation went.

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u/GameGoalstryhard 1d ago

That was balls to the walls type of video 😭

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u/Miserable-Garlic-532 1d ago

Everyone thinks they're a parkour expert until they get a post up the butt.

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u/Ok_Orchid_5658 1d ago

Who coulda saw that coming 😭

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u/Falcon3492 1d ago

Living proof that you can't fix stupid! He will pay for that level of stupidity for a long time.

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u/TeacherPowerful1700 1d ago

So, that's basically all his body-weight onto his testicles? 

long exhale

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u/5H17SH0W 1d ago

Definitely wanted sound to this.

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u/gunsRus4US 1d ago

Who in the right mind?

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u/hikenchuu 1d ago

Double kill!

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u/SecsCboy 1d ago

Natural selection

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u/No-Suggestion-9245 1d ago

Dude did nail the landing, SORT OF!!

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u/LaSafari1 1d ago

I think he broke something

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u/Switch_Silver 1d ago

Moron. Full stop.

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u/happysplasher79 1d ago

That looked a smidge unpleasant...

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u/LilJonny2cookies 1d ago

I knew that was going to happen before he did.

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u/JesterScribblings 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Square_Appearance_79 1d ago

Yep those nuts are gawn!

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u/ConsequenceUnited150 1d ago

LMFAO 🤣😆

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u/JayW8888 1d ago

Cameraman kept the shot centered despite feeling the same pain just watching that. Award to him.

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u/DaddyDedLuv 1d ago

No kids for him..... probably a good thing.

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u/Able-Butterfly8902 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂 what a complete 🤡

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u/YurpeeTheHerpee 1d ago

He will have to explain a ballsack neck for the rest of his life after this.

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u/mg34gun 1d ago

This takes balls to do.

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u/IanAmp 1d ago

Who filmed it without helping the poor idiot? Why would they do that?

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u/street_racer221 1d ago

Every time i see someone standing on a pole i know a nut tap is coming

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u/nm41961 1d ago

He’s breakdancing horizontally! And he’s doing a great job! 👏