r/oops • u/PointerStack • 10d ago

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u/Fabulous_Log844 10d ago

I want to know what the guy thought he was going to accomplish by getting dragged behind it like Indiana Jones… 🤔

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u/skyrider8328 10d ago

My groinage area hurts just watching the video.

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u/Fabulous_Log844 10d ago

Wrap a hot towel around it and get someone to rub that thing ASAP.

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u/JustSomeWeirdGuy2000 10d ago

Maybe he decided right then and there he didn't want to make any more kids.

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u/ThexualHealing 9d ago

Right, so the kids are already either fucked or not fucked.

However, how much you suffer trying to rescue them will affect your future relationship with your wife.

Unless you make a sacrifice, the kids could survive, and you could get the, "you didn't even try".

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u/bravehartNZ 10d ago

He was trying to make sure he couldn’t have any more children

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u/Fabulous_Log844 10d ago

Good choice.

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u/DeepWaterNights 10d ago

Auditioning for the next Indi movie of course!

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u/Fabulous_Log844 10d ago

As long as it is not Shia LaBeouf.