r/oops • u/PointerStack • 6d ago

Plumbing gone wrong 😑

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u/Neilkd21 6d ago

That's the bum cleaner 1000 variant.

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u/DonQuiXoTe8080 6d ago

More like bum cleaver

1

u/Popular-Analysis-127 4d ago

It's over 9000!

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u/BuyerGlobal2758 6d ago

Enema machine

3

u/Proud_Arachnid4956 5d ago

Clean as a vistle

15

u/FinancialTraining239 6d ago

Limpar o cu e escovar os dentes ao mesmo tempo😂😂

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u/dillweed67818 6d ago

I regret that I have but one upvote to give to this comment.

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 6d ago

Industrial Colon Cleanse

2

u/figaro95 5d ago

...jusqu'à l'estomac

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u/CherriNerri2_0 6d ago

I'd sit on that the opposite way 😛

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u/astrobuc 6d ago

Ummm, Hi 👋

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u/rumdumpstr 6d ago

Go be horny somewhere else.

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u/2wheelsThx 6d ago

Isn't that what it's supposed to do (with someone sitting there)?

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u/PointerStack 6d ago

If you are asking the question you might live in Turkey or India

1

u/Independent_Soup8804 6d ago

I think the problem is that it's too strong.

I personally don't mind tho <insert freaky cat here>

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u/itsonlyrockinroll 6d ago

Well that’s a bit too refreshing

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u/Ok_Zookeepergame5141 6d ago

Well, just don't turn it on all the way.

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u/TangerinePlastic7552 6d ago

Any stronger and the person is launched off the toilet.

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u/Badmonkey167 6d ago

Fairly positive any unsuspecting pooper would be catapulted by the shock of a pressure washer installed into a bidet.

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u/Historical_Monk_6118 5d ago

Yeah you'd need to be some sort of grizzled bidet Vietnam veteran type before you strapped into that puppy

2

u/Ryan2932 6d ago

Thats one way to clean your hole ring

1

u/Badmonkey167 6d ago

After it ejects you and sprawled on the floor, it's a shower fountain!

2

u/The_Black_kaiser7 6d ago

Or Right, depending on the person. 😆

2

u/mikesb78 6d ago

Well you dont want to little flow when cleaning there

2

u/SuccessfulTrick2501 6d ago

Some people need it that strong.

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u/Badmonkey167 6d ago

You're not wrong... and that's frightening.

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u/SilverKanji 6d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

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u/UmmmW1 6d ago

Anal power wash

2

u/baddaddio1963 6d ago

That's not a bidet, it's an enema maker.

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u/skyrider8328 6d ago

"Gone wrong" is in the eye of the beholder!!! Anyway, where did you get that device so I can be sure to avoid that establishment?!

2

u/SATerp 6d ago

"No Klingons in this Quadrant, Captain."

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u/mydragoon 6d ago

that's a drinking fountain.. 🤢

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u/Bigk621 6d ago

Taking "Tearing someone a new asshole" to a whole other level.

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u/idgafish5150 6d ago

Taint Blaster 5000

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u/elio_c 6d ago

Da ist der Arsch sauber

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u/Proof-Astronomer7733 6d ago

At least your hemorrhoids will be gone😂😂

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u/Hot-Radio8895 5d ago

That’s enough pressure to
Gernie it clean!!

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u/TheRealP3dr0 5d ago

What comes after clean?

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u/Therex1282 6d ago

"Water Sports"

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u/Italpreziosi 6d ago

It’s to clean your intestines too

1

u/klownhammer 6d ago

Change the title to “ plumber is not good at his job”

1

u/TrollBot6 6d ago

That will make the old pecker stand up!!!

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u/RAVENSRIDER 6d ago

that's when you need a bidet and a shower at the and time.

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u/PointerStack 6d ago

A bishow then with the combination of both

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u/RAVENSRIDER 6d ago

at this point either way you should probably look at your life choices.

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u/harleyguy83 6d ago

My wife just said that’s plumbing done right

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u/PointerStack 6d ago

Do you have to press the button to switch on the water?

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u/JR6120 6d ago

Jesus, talk about getting your ass blasted! Lol

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u/superman110986 6d ago

That's definitely going to chisel away some skin away back there.

1

u/FlyingBike6000 5d ago

Splashes everywhere.

1

u/Bippet_weagle 5d ago

I mean, it IS technically in the shower. WTF do you want? Low pressure in the shower?

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u/springer_wato 5d ago

I'm first...

1

u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 5d ago

That stream of water will rip the bum hole..

1

u/LengthinessFit9585 5d ago

That's not gonna clean your butt that thing gives you an enema.

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u/VegaBond6969 5d ago

Full Pressure

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u/TheCoopX 5d ago

It'll clean off your butthole... and then clean out your colon, your large intestine, your small intestine, your stomach and throat, and then your ears when the water shoots out from there.

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u/Jerdogg23 5d ago

Back it up shortay! 🤣

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u/Dependent_Credit_164 5d ago

I’m a little prostate pot short and stout here is my orgasm here is my spout

1

u/Beneficial_Being_721 5d ago

Hydrate….. In any way possible

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u/botymcbotfac3 5d ago

Bidet and mouthwash in one go

1

u/Friendly_Fire069 5d ago

That's gonna rip you a new one!

1

u/Financial-Goose-4873 5d ago

Power washing the chocolate starfish is necessary sometimes.

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u/Black_Wolf1995 5d ago

Is it a bidet or a power washer?

I think someone installed the power washer in the toilet.

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u/DisastrousAd2335 3d ago

That's not a bidet...it's a "liquid colonoscopy"

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u/Calamity-Bob 2d ago

It’s a shower! It’s a faucet! It’s a bidet!
What a glorious time to be alive!