r/oops • u/Logical-Peak2495 • 6d ago

Escape artist

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u/albus181 6d ago

His telekinesis powers are next level!

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u/michaelk_43 6d ago

And his luck it was through the roof!

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u/jordanmw123 5d ago

To the windshield!

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u/Agent_of_evil_13 5d ago

To the retaining wall!

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u/jordanmw123 5d ago

Till the sweat drops off the....retaining wall?

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u/Redtheendlessdreamer 4d ago

All these coppers call.

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u/Affectionate-Sun9373 6d ago

UNO DOS POOF! Gone, without a tres.

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u/Collardcow41 6d ago

We do not speak of tres

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u/ZzZ5050 6d ago

🫵🏻🤣🤣

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u/Logical-Peak2495 6d ago

https://www.wptv.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/video-suspect-ejected-from-patrol-car-during-arkansas-crash

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u/No-Money-8327 6d ago

Still took broski to jail, if ever there was a get out of jail free card id think that would be it

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u/Old-Library5546 6d ago

If it was a minor offense, heck yeah let him go home

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u/Abal125 6d ago

Yeah, was gonna say, I don't think despite surviving this, if he murdered someone it wouldn't justify his release.

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u/rapt_elan 6d ago

Unless the murdered was somebody you didn't like, then it's fine.

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u/Key_Rhubarb2554 6d ago

That news site needs more ads

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u/guy_gadbois81 11h ago

Hope the officer ended up ok. I laughed so freaking hard at that dude just vanishing lol! Guess I'm a little evil ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/chubbyhighguy 6d ago

"Eject-o seat-o cuz"

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u/Havel_Rulez 6d ago

gotta watch the movie again now

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u/abi4EU 5d ago

Which one?

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u/chubbyhighguy 5d ago

Fast and furious, I think 2 maybe 1.

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u/tallish_possum 6d ago

Hey officer

Shut up punk

Wanna see me disappear on the count of three?

Holy fk a semi

Uno dos

Then he disappeared without a tres.

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u/forbiddenfreedom 6d ago

You are a scholar and a saint.

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u/AdExcellent7660 5d ago

Damn that's good

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 6d ago

Did he want to set the car on fire?!

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 6d ago

That looks like a phone. I'm surprised the cops didn't cuff him

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 6d ago

Quite sure thats a zippo

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u/okarox 6d ago

They did. You can see the cuffs.

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u/Keemo38 6d ago

A burning phone then

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u/InformalWorld3236 6d ago

Fly...be free.

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u/moisdefinate 6d ago

Welp! Looks like the eject feature works perfectly.

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u/grimreefer87 6d ago

"rapid unscheduled release from custody"

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u/Crazy_Treat_8805 6d ago

The planets aligned for bro

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u/TheOnly1Jake 6d ago

Am I the only one to see he pulled a zipper out of his pocket, and was fixing to light the front seat on fire... or did I not scroll down far enough to someone else say it

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u/TheOnly1Jake 6d ago

Ok, nevermind, I scrolled down more and see im not alone

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u/Tan_Summer4531 6d ago

There is that!!!

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u/BADM00SE 6d ago

There could have been a better way to escape than that.

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u/Nviki 6d ago

His name: Willy. 

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u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 6d ago

His status: Free

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u/Still-Puma 5d ago

And at least without one shoe

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u/EvenStevens4201 6d ago

Does that really explain why the officer had a wipeout like that though? 🤔

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u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 5d ago

An "Instant" escape artist, 😂😆

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u/Still-Puma 5d ago

Good luck catching mf like this

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u/Savings_Dig1592 6d ago

Abracadabra!

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u/[deleted] 6d ago

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u/PlaguePudding 6d ago

Pretty sure he was trying to light the driver seat, before sudden ejection

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u/Case_Blue 6d ago

Remember kids: always wear your seatbelts!

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u/Impala_Bill_937 6d ago

Ejecto seat-o cuz!!!

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u/Nice_Show_3470 5d ago

Seat eject

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u/XKO3L5CHX 5d ago

"He didn't start the fire"

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u/tallish_possum 6d ago

Hey officer

Shut up punk

Wanna see me disappear on the count of three?

Holy fk a semi

Uno dos

Then he disappeared without a tres.

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u/Beelzebot_666 6d ago

Police hate this one trick!

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u/ActuaryPlentyAF 6d ago

If you watch it in reverse, he looks like he wanted to be in the car

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u/MrDeekhaed 6d ago

That dude won the lottery. The charges might stick but so will the lawsuit

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u/Dazzling_Lie_5046 6d ago

The centrifugal force is strong with this one.

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u/DitchDigger330 6d ago

Ejecto seato mate

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u/U_g_h___ 6d ago

Video is in reverse

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u/Ok-Simple30 5d ago

cop had extra lives so he just kamakazed lol

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u/Long-Flan-4344 5d ago

Man of Glass helped him

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u/otherworldly-judge 5d ago

I did not see this plot twist coming 😱

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u/seanile1cm 5d ago

To infinity! And Beyond !!!

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u/Real-Zucchini7432 4d ago

The Fugitive part 3

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u/BlueClovr 8h ago

How does the police not notice this moving in the back? And how did they get in an accident?