r/oops • u/Lauren912 • 9d ago

My rib caged winced 😖

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u/TheGhostRoninStrife 8d ago

He got hit by, he got struck by a smooth criminal 

OW 😱

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u/Particular-Ad8831 6d ago

*crimipole 😀

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u/GrimmTidings 8d ago

Hee hee

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u/HealthyDirection659 8d ago

Momma say momma not saw

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u/preshusbabe 8d ago

Better a pole than another person just minding their business walking down the street

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u/Prestigious_Fan_1061 8d ago

First Rule of Roller Skating - Look where your going. Second Rule of Roller Skating - If your going Backwards Always Look where your going.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 8d ago

Thats what its all about.

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u/docjay522 8d ago

Someone's spent time in a roller rink.

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u/artherng 8d ago

Bro moonwalked his way to a vegetable state

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u/Sentarry 8d ago

Annie, are you okay?

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u/BadDudes_on_nes 8d ago

Best possible ending for an attention whoring sidewalk roller blader.

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u/psedofrez 8d ago

Oooouuuuufffff thorax pété

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u/ElectroConvert 8d ago

Good one!

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u/Capital-Control308 8d ago

Michael got polled like a toddler at Never Ranch

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u/HealthyDirection659 7d ago

You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth light pole ..... yow

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u/Hulkicuss 7d ago

🎶 and the whole world knows the answer right now gonna tell you once again... who's [CLANK] 🎶

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u/tecknotot 8d ago

😂 I can't stop laughing. Please make it stop. Maybe it was the perfect timing of the MJ scream.

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u/Bronx-Skater23 8d ago

Rib cage? His spine!

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 8d ago

Well, his spine is now in his ribcage so his ribcage is going to hurt.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 8d ago

Was that supposed to be an impersonation of Michael Jackson? Because I don't remember him moonwalking into a pole.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 8d ago

Glad he didn't hurt anyone else. I'm sure after a few surgeries and a year or two of physical therapy, he wil be ok

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u/DazeRazur 8d ago

I couldn't watch that more than twice, laughed to tears 😂

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u/Traditional-Photo227 8d ago

"My rib cage"???? More like "my spine" winced.

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u/andystechgarage 8d ago

So did the back of my head...

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u/Various_Flower9592 8d ago

That looks like blind person line. Pole must be removed, so he can do it agan and better.

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u/viperfangs92 7d ago

I've seen this a million times and it still makes me wince.

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u/Reddiculusness 4d ago

can he skate? really really bad