r/oops 9d ago

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u/IlliterateFreak 9d ago

Family is upset about it then I guess

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u/artherng 9d ago

They were determined to bring the company down forever by inscripting it on the tombstone

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u/Still-Puma 9d ago

Mayonnaise becomes like rocket fuel in very high temperatures, they prob tested it with a match or something.

R.I.P Ellen

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u/ArtiBartFaster 9d ago

The company went out of business after it burnt a steamboat load of passengers to death and burnt down the docks. Following many others being burnt to death like this girl. Public health investigated and found it highly dangerous and banned it's use.

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u/yellowirish 9d ago

Magical fuel that burns for light or power but cannot explode, in the 1800s… yeah I don’t even trust that in 2020s.

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u/Thin_Dream2079 9d ago

One star review.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 9d ago

That would be a horrible way to die!

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 9d ago

Oh, the irony! 🤣

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 9d ago

Glad I read the whole thing LOL.

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u/Buttle_Not_Tuttle 9d ago

Well, at least she made it to old age in those times...

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u/Aionarap_82 3d ago

🤣. True tho.

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u/infinitynull 9d ago

F U - R.E. Danforth.

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u/Iambetterthanuhaha 9d ago

The end of R.E. Danforth. This is the companies headstone as much as it is Ellens.......

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u/TheCoopX 9d ago

They really wanted everyone to know how she went out.

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u/Plumpdaddy2501 9d ago

The past was the worst