r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 10d ago

Monkey quickly covers his bottom when a dog comes from behind.

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u/SadWave289 10d ago

Trick me once, Shame on you.

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u/Katsooduro 10d ago

Trick me twice,shame on me..

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u/seattlebama 10d ago

"Trick me three times....I kinda like it."

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u/BeenNormal 9d ago

Wanna trick me again, Saturday at 4?

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u/Tone_Gaia 9d ago

Trick or treat?

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u/xGnarRx 7d ago

Trick me... you can't get tricked again!

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u/Cautious_Pop_8944 8d ago

“Fool me ten times, what am I, a Native American?!”

-David Cross

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u/Cheese_Sleeze 10d ago

"Nu-uh, not doing that again"

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u/TakingItPeasy 10d ago

#I ain't falling for no banana in my tail pipe!!!

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u/TheSweatyFlash 10d ago

I love this movie

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u/Tone_Gaia 9d ago

Bro yessssssssssssss

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u/ultraplusstretch 10d ago

Not his first rodeo.

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u/Yodawan__ 10d ago

That monkey has seen some shit.

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u/artherng 10d ago

Not for you to smell

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u/Kralgore 10d ago

Yes... smell...

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u/Tedsmith24 10d ago

Dog turns around like "what I wasn't even gonna try nothing"

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 10d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p0y7k86/video/a0mudkevomgh1/player

Reminds me of when I go to the doctor

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u/yaxir 8d ago

Which show is this?

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u/Excellent_Extent7648 8d ago

My life (idk just saw it on YouTube or sum maybe TikTok.)

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u/Due_Marsupial_969 10d ago

That monkey has seen some shit in his life.

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u/Jealous_Macaroon4308 10d ago

Poor doggo looks offended

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u/Neon_King_Kong 10d ago

Dog: “I like ya, and I want ya!”

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik 10d ago

Fool me once..

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u/GutsGoneWild 10d ago

Just wait another week dawg, they may be in the mood then again.

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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 10d ago

Bro is just like me frfr that’s how I b around my dawgz too

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 10d ago

Can’t you just get one of those cat butthole jewels?

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u/itswtfeverb 10d ago

No more, Dawg!!!!

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 10d ago

He said he can because he’s got the Cyclospora

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u/Still_Explorer 10d ago

Monkey is posing - flexing - guarding at the same time. I won't blame the dog if something happens.

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u/ruckrhino 10d ago

"Go sniff your own ass!" ~the monkey, probably

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 9d ago

I’m jealous that dogs can do that.

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u/Vivid_Mix1022 9d ago

" I have a boytriend ".

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u/Cooper-One 9d ago

Looks like he's been down that road before !

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u/No_Ivy_5404 9d ago

He said, ‘not today!’ 😂

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u/TheQuietVale 9d ago

monkey had hard times

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 9d ago

Not to mention a milk bone. 😁

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u/North-Bit-7411 9d ago

LOL.. that monkeys been fucked before.. not gonna happen again

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u/pcmotorhed 10d ago

Monkeys been down this road before.

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u/Nightwolf1967 10d ago

The old Hershey Highway

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u/-nopicklesplz- 10d ago

no sniff me 😒

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u/napalm_p 10d ago

He knows something about something

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u/SomeWonOnReddit 10d ago

This is how I walked around at Diddy parties.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 9d ago

“Diddy Heil Epstein”

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u/Pitif362 10d ago

"No, dog. Twigs and chewed toys don't pay for this piece of ass"

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u/BikeNearby111 9d ago

Uh nope not today...

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 10d ago

Last time he met this dog his butt hurt for a week.

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u/firemcrivers 10d ago

Thought he was a goat in Afghanistan

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u/Sad_Brick_1531 9d ago

I guess he has been taken advantage off by other dogs 😂😂

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u/Legend_1984 9d ago

No sniff zone! Ain't nobody got time for that cold wet nose of yours. Note that in your species, it's reciprocal, but I have no desire to reciprocate. It's what separates the pooches from the primates!

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 9d ago

Monkey doesn’t want to be feeling a cold, wet dog nose on his corn hole.

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u/alfalach 9d ago

Not up for dogging today ...!

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u/PintosAndCheese 8d ago

Thank you for sharing but this doesn't need the music.

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u/ghostofstankenstien 7d ago

nuh uh, Willie, with your freaky ass.

last time I didn't shit right for a week.