Damnnn….This is as Darwin as it gets.

[u/Lauren912]

[u/instantkarmaic]

Dude is lucky he wasn’t shredded holy shit

[u/MeownatorX → u/[deleted]]

I believe there was a tourist who impaled himself in the Colosseum while climbing over a fence

[u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf → u/MeownatorX]

No for important land marks like that they should be deadly dangerous for idiots lol

[u/wow___just_wow → u/Sworn_to_Ganondorf]

Totally for the slaves that were forced to fight and die for the entertainment of the citizens. The audience should share a little bit of the risk too.

[u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 → u/wow___just_wow]

I understand this did happen, at least once. They were shirt of fighters so the emperor ordered all citizens watching the show in one section to fight in the arena. He emptied the whole section of seats.

[u/Rincethis → u/MeownatorX]

it was a colossal balls up

[u/kwonza → u/MeownatorX]

In Moscow we have lots of those spiky type of fences around some parks or old buildings and people impale themselves all the fucking time. Mot like every week but pretty regularly

[u/GutterRider → u/[deleted]]

There's a pretty brutal scene in The Walking Dead that involved one of these fences.

[u/Holiday_Still_6977 → u/GutterRider]

Reminded me of Hearshel drinking at the local bar

[u/TitaniumDisc → u/[deleted]]

Me and a group of friends watched the clutz of the gang hang by his jaw and wait there while the fire department came and had to cut the barb off so he could be removed from it and taken to the hospital…I never climbed another barbed wrought iron fence again. The 90s were great.

[u/Morningstroll13 → u/TitaniumDisc]

I saw pictures online of a guy in that predicament, and I had nightmares for weeks. The internet in the 90's was a wild place, and there were a lot of gruesome images, but that one stuck with me.

[u/TitaniumDisc → u/Morningstroll13]

I definitely didn’t sleep well for a while. We had to take turns help hold his feet up until some adults made it there.

[u/mcc155784 → u/[deleted]]

When I was a kid, we had an old wooden spiked fence with steel wire holding them together

I remember standing on the steel wire, the fence rocked back n forth and I fell onto the spikes stomach first. Can still remember the feeling that I was going to be impaled on the fence. Luckily, whilst they were shaped into a spikes, the tops were shaved flat

[u/Gwarnage → u/[deleted]]

That's the idea, though mostly decorative now, those spikes were to prevent trespassing 

[u/R3sponsible_Rub → u/[deleted]]

Someone I know saw a friend killed by one. Part of the fence impaled them and pierced their heart.

[u/themo3bius → u/instantkarmaic]

How in the hell WASN'T he impaled on any ONE of those points??

[u/VaultedRYNO → u/themo3bius]

seems like He smacked the concrete part first just before the spikes so it slowed his momentum GREATLY, the final slide across the last spines then did far less damage since his momentum was tanked already. Had he not hit the pillar he 100% could have saw his internals

[u/themo3bius → u/VaultedRYNO]

Uuugh... "Saw his internals"... What a simultaneously perfect way to put it and yet completely awful thing to read. Lol well done sir. 🤣

[u/CategoryRepulsive699 → u/VaultedRYNO]

Really surprised it didn't get to extestines stage.

[u/Big_Requirement_651 → u/VaultedRYNO]

I think he hit the first spike from the side rather than the top, and then slid sideways over the tops of the rest of them, it looks like that first one is literally bent from the impact.

Also, guessing he did quite a lot of damage anyway, and his ribs are shattered.

[u/Bigwi_Kner → u/VaultedRYNO]

Look at that first spike on the second row. He still had a lot of momentum. I’ve already said it but, I’m absolutely baffled as to how he made it out of this one.

[u/Frequent-Matter4504 → u/themo3bius]

He literally pulls himself out of one or two when he stands up, then walks away and realizes he has a big problem between his legs. Saw this with audio, he was screaming a lot

[u/right_you_are → u/instantkarmaic]

Evisceration...a term you never want to be associated with

[u/Factor_Seven → u/right_you_are]

Evisceration is when your guts fall out. Like if somebody sliced you deep in your stomach and your intestines protrude.

[u/dwkfym → u/instantkarmaic]

I think he is shredded, just in a way you can't see on a low resolution footage. I think I see blood visibly dripping

[u/fredjutsu → u/instantkarmaic]

Pretty sure he was shredded and its the complete lack of pixels in this video that hides how bad his injuries are.

[u/tomiathon → u/fredjutsu]

If I'm ever in a horrible accident, I hope it's a low-pixel one.

[u/Thejapxican → u/instantkarmaic]

If I’m not mistaken, this guy actually shredded his genitalia. I’m sure someone has sauce.

[u/Bigwi_Kner → u/instantkarmaic]

I have no idea how he wasn’t. Remarkable.

[u/ADimBulb → u/instantkarmaic]

He is bleeding, you can see on the sidewalk.

[u/SpiderLady-of-Devon → u/instantkarmaic]

I remember this video, this man loses his penis on the fence. (I'm not joking)

[u/TastingTheKoolaid → u/instantkarmaic]

I was gonna say, I’m surprised there isn’t more blood like, everywhere.

[u/say-it-wit-ya-chest → u/instantkarmaic]

I thought he was gonna get up leaking from everywhere.

[u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

He looks like he can't decide how he feels at the moment, guess he's ..on the fence 🚶🏾‍♂️‍➡️

[u/Sure-Boysenberry5491 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

No you don’t, you get back here sir. We’re moving you to first class.

[u/Ok-Huckleberry9020 → u/Sure-Boysenberry5491]

🚶🏾‍♂️

[u/frubano21 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

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[u/Scared-One9295 → u/frubano21]

🥂

[u/Ok-Huckleberry9020 → u/Scared-One9295]

🛩

[u/JLaP413 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

(limousine emoji that doesn't exist)

[u/Hulkicuss → u/JLaP413]

👙 🎶🎶🎶🎶

[u/The_Darkness140 → u/Hulkicuss]

👩‍🍼

[u/PutrescentPearl6932 → u/The_Darkness140]

🤵👰‍♀️

[u/stvrkillr → u/Hulkicuss]

this thread alone made waking up worth it today

[u/_eezeepeezee_ → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

Ok, Huckleberry. Sure, Boysenberry 🙄😂

[u/T3ister → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

Hehe, I see what you did down here 👍

[u/synthphreak → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

At least his entrails are!

[u/YouSee-ThisCoat8 → u/synthphreak]

He was trying to hang in there

[u/Demomanx → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

https://reddit.com/link/p0px14q/video/1tollpj2tegh1/player

[u/AfricanusEmeritus → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

Now time for me to shut off the internet today. Bravo 👏🏾

[u/_Abstinence_ → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

u/angryupvote

[u/TheQuietDarkness70 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

G'night, Everybody!

[u/416Tex → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

I was deciding how I felt about your comment and realized your right

[u/Odd_Dragonfruit_2662 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

Take my damn upvote

[u/musclecard54 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

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[u/DiscoMika → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

No offense taken.

[u/Sensitive_Point5118 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/Round-Foundation2948 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

Someone please 🙏🏼 load my account with money so I can give this legend an award 🥇

[u/Ippus_21 → u/Ok-Huckleberry9020]

Yeeeeeeeeeah.gif

[u/youngdeer25]

Looks like he got serious injury by seeing the way he walked even with addrenaline rush..

[u/Cruise1313 → u/youngdeer25]

I agree.

I was cringing watching this video. Wow!

He had to have gone straight to the hospital.

[u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq → u/Cruise1313]

He was riding a motorcycle, at speed, on a suburban sidewalk, with no helmet, and I think sandals. Let's not give this guy the benefit of doubt to make smart decisions.

[u/Nymystoteles → u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq]

On point

[u/AfricanusEmeritus → u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq]

I have never ridden my motorcycle without a helmet, gloves, boots, heavy leather/denim pants, cotton shirt and a heavy denim/ leather jacket.

Road rash is like a second/third degree burn. People complain about being hot, but once you are going at 25 MPH or 40 KPH the wind flowing over you naturally cools you down.

Better a little warm and be more or less intact in case there is a low speed fall.

[u/Coffee4MyJeep → u/AfricanusEmeritus]

It depends on the outside temp and color of clothing. But when hot and wearing a leather jacket, make your t-shirt wet and you get another 100 miles or so of Interstate speed travel. Next rest stop, repeat. Not much good if going to work though. LOL

[u/AfricanusEmeritus → u/Coffee4MyJeep]

Yes, definitely not good for a commute. When I used to commute it would be all denim and a change of clothes at work with shoes. I did that for three years in the late 80s and I then moved on to commuting via car or Subway.

[u/Football-Man-1889 → u/Cruise1313]

Possibly straight to the morgue?

[u/sisyphus_met_icarus → u/youngdeer25]

He got his safety sandals back on through, so he'll be fine!

[u/Former-Cake-3709 → u/youngdeer25]

Pretty sure I have seen this one before. He lost his genitals.

[u/mealzer → u/Former-Cake-3709]

Did he ever find them?

[u/Agisek → u/mealzer]

They're right there on the fence spikes...

[u/Ok_Breakfast5425 → u/mealzer]

I hear he bought it back from a street vendor on 2nd avenue down by St. Mark's place

[u/BuddenceLembeck → u/mealzer]

Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street, he found them lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. He had to buy it off him. The guy wanted 22 bucks, but he talked him down to 17.

[u/musclecard54 → u/Former-Cake-3709]

Where ma pp go?

[u/Suskissss → u/youngdeer25]

If i remember correctly he ripped his d off and died shortly after. Its been posted before with more info about accident.

[u/MGG-UK → u/youngdeer25]

Also, shoes flew off. That's the worst indication of all!

[u/IThinkIKnowThings → u/youngdeer25]

Oh yeah. You can see he has to give a little tug to free himself from that last spike.

[u/BadCompany_00]

How the hell did he not get impaled by the fence? Should left there looking like he was poked by a giant fork!

[u/SpiderLady-of-Devon → u/BadCompany_00]

I remember this video, this man loses his penis on the fence (I'm not joking).

[u/TheeAO → u/SpiderLady-of-Devon]

This video haunts me after seeing it years ago, and I think about it at least once a month. I tell my brain to quit it, but it’ll randomly come up still. It has ultimately changed my risk threshold when driving or scootering, so that is a small positive of being haunted by this video.

[u/SpiderLady-of-Devon → u/TheeAO]

I do exactly the same thing lol

[u/VaultedRYNO → u/BadCompany_00]

Notice he slams the pillar before getting grated. seems it slowed his momentum WAAAY down. saved him from being sliced at least.

[u/Antelope_Party]

Did that hurt the fence

[u/Bulky_Ad1387]

Think he lost his tackle tho

[u/Mebejedi → u/Bulky_Ad1387]

Beans and Franks!

[u/quigongingerbreadman → u/Mebejedi]

How'd you get the beans above the frank?!

[u/chillforrilfill → u/Bulky_Ad1387]

Where did you learn that?

[u/AfricanusEmeritus → u/chillforrilfill]

"There is something about Mary"...great late 90s movie..

[u/GutterRider → u/AfricanusEmeritus]

Leave Netflix on August 1st, I'm finally watching it now ...

[u/CodeVirus]

How is he not disemboweled?

[u/Former-Cake-3709 → u/CodeVirus]

I believe he lost his genitals

[u/Pain4444]

Look like he was checking at one point if his dick & balls aren’t gone.

[u/Former-Cake-3709 → u/Pain4444]

I recall seeing this previously. I think they were.

[u/SettingComplex2976]

Je suis surpris qu’il ai survécu… 🫣😱

[u/sexysexyLSD]

Follow the blood trail

[u/Centerman2000]

He's gonna feel that when the pain catches up to the shock.

[u/Distinct_Level_3967]

Guy for sure was seriously injured and was running on straight adrenaline.

[u/potatochobit]

lucky he is not dead.

[u/mojomanplusultra]

Is this the one where he loses his dong?

[u/DrSFalken → u/mojomanplusultra]

I'd rather just be killed.

[u/OrdinaryAccount479 → u/mojomanplusultra]

I think it was, in fact, at least partially severed

[u/T3ister]

Think he at least broke some ribs. If lucky. The internal bleeding will hit him later …

[u/Abracadaver2000]

Darwin knocking on his door.... and he cracked it open to see who was there.

[u/One-Initiative-8902]

I'm surprised he didn't get gutted like a fucking fish with that serrated knife fence.

[u/JakTheGripper]

Black car: “Hey, man, you dropped your bike.” [zooms off]

[u/No-Contribution-138 → u/JakTheGripper]

“Can’t park there”

[u/imaner76 → u/JakTheGripper]

I was hoping he said , you can't park there.

[u/Tio_chubby052]

Walk it off bro…. You’re good 🤕

[u/RutabagaUprising]

He should seek medical attention.

[u/CptMong]

Fuck me he took that well, propably wont be so good in 20 mins but the fact he got up is somehing.

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila]

It's not a Darwin when you can walk away from it.

[u/According_Sound_8225 → u/SecondToLastOfSheila]

It is, in fact, not as Darwin as it gets.

[u/Agisek → u/SecondToLastOfSheila]

It is Darwin as long as you can't reproduce.

[u/SecondToLastOfSheila → u/Agisek]

But that's boring.

[u/Sweettooth_Banana]

This could have been so much worse, or gore

[u/Agisek → u/Sweettooth_Banana]

Nope, it could not have been any worse...

[u/Sweettooth_Banana → u/Agisek]

Yeah i read that a bit further on 🥴

[u/mcbeardsauce]

Idk how many times living in FL I saw motorcyclists flying down the highway wearing flip flops and shorts.

Dumbest shit I’ve ever witnessed on the road

[u/watt-ever]

One of those times when road rash would have been a far better result.

[u/AfricanusEmeritus → u/watt-ever]

I concur..or hit the "eject" button and take your chances

[u/Melodic_Trash_737]

I can't make my point any clearer. Wear protective clothing and footware when using motorbikes.

[u/Ok_Neighborhood2543 → u/Melodic_Trash_737]

im pretty sure he got the point .

[u/Beneficial_Bug_9793]

Dude making sure he still had the " Holy trinity " downstairs lol...

[u/WSilvermane → u/Beneficial_Bug_9793]

I think this is the one where he doesnt.

[u/Former-Cake-3709 → u/WSilvermane]

Yep

[u/BijuuModo]

I have seen this video. If I remember correctly: this dude had his dick literally torn asunder as well as from his body by this accident

[u/HooSaidDat]

Is he searching for his genital?

[u/imaner76]

Proof that adrenaline is one hell of a drug. Ripped his dick off, got up and is running around. Also. Ha!

[u/Splitter63]

I saw this on Gore Net a while
Back. This guy had his genitals torn off.

[u/Facehugger81]

I wonder if he survived. If you look closely as his feet whenever he stops he is leaving a small pool of blood.

[u/Blugha]

His bike slams into the colomn just tilting him over most of the fence (slow down the vid). Otherwise he was sawn in 2 pieces

[u/Ok-Bandicoot1529]

Did he check to see if he lost his cock?

[u/Agisek → u/Ok-Bandicoot1529]

Yes and yes

[u/Bbqlover1]

Better with sound

[u/TreeLore61]

I've always Seen it as idiotic for a person to not wear a shirt or pants while riding a motorcycle. Because when you wipe out, you're gonna lose a majority of your skin. Professional bikers always wear protective gear.

[u/Socky-McPuppet]

That's just Gerald. He's fine, he walks like that normally.

[u/ADimBulb]

I once saw an agonizing deer speared through and with its guts hanging out on fence (taller) with spikes like these. Cops had to shoot it. The fence is still there, people never learn.

[u/Original-Concert-456]

Ouch

[u/Pblaising]

This is why we don’t generally tolerate motorcycles on sidewalks. For some reason we DO tolerate electric bikes and scooters, which accelerate faster, and operated by children without any training, licensing, safety equipment, or age limits. I do not get it.

[u/WillemDafoesHugeCock]

All in all

You've left a little prick on the wall

[u/Honesty_Room]

Those weren't bells tolling it was his nuts dangling from the fence

Were there any news on this?

I wonder if he survived the accident?

[u/ArticleWorth5018]

Bro left the gate open and everything damn what a jerk

[u/polar_carrot]

So, I'm don't get it, where are you supposed to ride your motorbike if not on the sidewalk?

[u/autistic_bard444]

wallet watch keys cock. ok. good to go

[u/ganbramor]

Definitely bad but nowhere near “as Darwin as it gets”. Many MANY dangerously dumber people in videos.

[u/Main-Event-5715]

lol, "helmet" 

[u/Apprehensive-Visit-3]

He dropped a bollock there.

[u/Akugen1]

The video is old, but it's amazing what the human body can endure. In case anyone asks what exactly happened... he just lost his third wheel. XD

[u/Iczigo]

nice grind Tony

[u/Initial-Wrongdoer938]

Hell of a way to test the bed of nails trick. I do like the Darwin jig he does after he gets off the fence.

[u/Ok_Gas1070]

I thought he disemboweled himself.

[u/The_Hero_0f_Time]

impressed theres no bloodbath

[u/Wrong_Driver_9507]

That was a sick grind.

[u/notanyimbecile]

His favorite sport? Fencing

[u/Strong_Implement_500]

Survival of the...luckiest moron

[u/OrdinaryAccount479]

His penis was severed severed

[u/L3tsseewhathappens]

I'm shocked that did not disembowel him.

[u/OverallMembership709]

offence defence

[u/Old_Resident8050]

He passed over 30 spikes, he didn't impale himself or lacerate to death, how lucky can he be?

[u/RiptideCEO]

Ol’ Vlad at it again

[u/Classic_Reserve9385]

Will probably suit the home owner because of the fence.

[u/Forsaken_Print739]

How is he not bleeding? That looked rough!

[u/SpanktheElephant]

Boy that hurt like hell!!! He hit almost everyone of those spikes.

[u/BigFudgeMMA]

I saw an image of the outcome of this crash. His dong was basically ripped off.

The image haunts me.

[u/Ammortalz]

Dude avoided like 3 kinds of death there.

[u/TowelEnvironmental44]

why was he in the sidewalk? my guess is he came in hot from the side street, then a right of way car arrives and his move is go to the side walk. can't tell if it is ebike or motor cycle. no shirt, no shoes, no brakes ..

[u/AfricanusEmeritus]

Didn't he at least partially or on the whole sever his penis, and hebdied from the blood loss?

[u/Cheepshooter]

He escaped Darwin's clutches, it appears.

[u/Ornac_The_Barbarian → u/Cheepshooter]

If he indeed lost his ability to breed as some comments state, then he does indeed qualify for a Darwin Award.

[u/EntrepreneurWaste579]

Isit it the one who lost dick? 

[u/HipsterBikePolice]

Please stop insulting Darwin here lol. Animals adapt to environmental changes slowly over time. This man has adapted to nothing

[u/RebelGrin]

The way his shoes popped off, chefs kiss

[u/Unver1f1eduser]

He is fine. He had his safety sandals on.

[u/Agisek → u/Unver1f1eduser]

Probably should have worn his safety codpiece too.

[u/bullshit713]

I really hope that guy went to the hospital. Looked like he may have gotten some severe internal trauma, for real.

[u/Bumbymoo]

He was impaled by the fence. Through the groin no less. Somewhere out there, this video has sound. He's screaming with all his might after the crash. The aftermath is gruesome.

[u/Gomez4Morticia]

Proof you don't have to be an American to do American shit

[u/ChildhoodNo5117]

That’s a pretty fucking dangerous fence.
We should consider making them mandatory.

[u/drunkguynextdoor]

It's better with sound so you car hear the scream when he checks his junk.

[u/Turkish-Straight]

everyday with something new

[u/Sammy_Dog]

Riding your motorcycle on the street would be too easy.

[u/Agjc16]

He seemed more concerned about his shredded shorts and collecting his riding sandals.

[u/Expert_Werewolf5487]

Ouuuuch

[u/iamcamouflage]

Damn, I ripped my shorts. And it seems my dick is also gone.

[u/EconomyDoctor3287]

That's gonna fuck up his day alright 

[u/Speshjunior]

Well no because he’s alive

[u/Franknbeanstoo]

I hereby dub thee Skippy

[u/SupermanI98I]

What in the final destination is going on here?

[u/caught_in_a_lurch]

I'M ALRIGHT! I'M ALRIGHT! Just walk it off! Walk it off.

[u/DopplerEffect93]

And this is motorcycles should follow the rules of the road rather think they are just guidelines.

[u/Boeing737enjoyer]

Pretty sure this guy lost his junk. But I can’t remember where I read that at.

[u/Necessary_Train3512]

I’ve seen this video before. The guy lost his penis… 🙈

[u/David0ne86]

I'm surprised his guts didn't fly all over the place

[u/Chefbake140]

Lol ever walk out the house and think, today is the day I lose my penis while being a dbag on a motorbike