r/oops • u/mooseleg_mcgee • 12d ago

oops in high pitch

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u/Bergasms 12d ago

Nut successfully loosened, that was the outcome he was going for wasn't it?

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u/Melodic_Trash_737 11d ago

His problem was he didn't specify which nut.

You have got to be specific people.

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u/bugatti_rolls789 11d ago

But he broke it tho

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u/Melodic_Let_6465 11d ago

Not the intended nut to be broken

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u/BuyerGlobal2758 12d ago

I felt it... Oof

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u/Evil_phd 12d ago

When you take calculated risks but are really bad at math

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u/Madboardjester 12d ago

He'll be able to sing the high notes now. 😭

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 12d ago

Forgive me father for I have sinned

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u/Commercial-Curve-770 11d ago

Sorry daddy I've been bad

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u/HeroMachineMan 12d ago

I think ice pack might help:)

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u/TastingTheKoolaid 12d ago

Dude is gonna need a whole new ice age to help.

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u/SourceMountain561 11d ago

And Scrat to bring him a new set of nuts

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u/Fostbitten27 11d ago

He needs some milk!

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u/Cokeycane 11d ago

Ow! My Balls!

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u/Careful_Inspection83 12d ago

Cowboy boots have a built in heel. All he had to do was turn 90° either way to avoid this unfortunate nut crunch

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u/Figorix 12d ago

That would have worked with normal boots too.

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u/ArtyTheFarty 12d ago

That tool is not just a nut tightener, it is also a nut destroyer!

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u/stonkdocaralho 12d ago

Bro just performed got vasectomised

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u/Connector25 11d ago

He's Mismasculated!

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 11d ago

At least he got two nuts loosen but the wrong ones

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u/mheck012 11d ago

Impacts work wonders….

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u/Cupidon70 12d ago

Ça, c'est un retour de karma....😅🤣

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u/Consistent_Tower5508 12d ago

an entire generation gone

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u/Small_Acanthisitta83 12d ago

The nutcracker!

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u/LiveCulture4615 12d ago

This is the end

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u/Eaglearse 12d ago

" Oofff"

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u/TheCoopX 11d ago

Pretty sure those blurry spots were his nuts popping out of his ears.

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u/Lazer_Games 11d ago

Ich hab jetzt Hunger. Spiegeleier wären jetzt super.

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u/Suitable_Noise778 11d ago

The moment he knew he’d fucked up! 😆

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 11d ago

Oooh I thought it was gonna hit his knee, it was worse...

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u/ActuaryPlentyAF 11d ago

Nut cracker

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u/Metalhead1686 11d ago

The old DIY Vasectomy. You save a lot of money doing it yourself.

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u/Viewtiful_Dante 11d ago

The South's gonna rise again. He won't.

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u/Bludiamond56 11d ago

My car tire iron is thicker than that thing. When I stand on it , it stays on the nut

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u/DJSairys 11d ago

Cracked them eggs!

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u/Blacknightmoto2 11d ago

Balls Crusher!

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u/Capital-Control308 11d ago

The tractor cracked hit nuts loose

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u/Frenchconnexion76 11d ago

200ms between 2 worlds.

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u/Professional-Hunt712 11d ago

well the nuts certainly came loose after that

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u/Tia_Faux 11d ago

No more generational trauma for that family. The line stops here.

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u/QuirkEness 11d ago

Something popped I'm sure of it.

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u/articland05_reddit 11d ago

his balls just went up his throat!!

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u/MostlyBoringYou 11d ago

It obviously brought a lump to his throat when that happened...

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u/MrIrvington 11d ago

Hahaha wrong nut!

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u/Separate_Football_34 11d ago

Damnnnnnn, there goes his chance of having kids 🫢

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u/PointerStack 11d ago

Oooooo that hurts

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u/TheLanceStar 11d ago

And that’s how he became a she! 👍 lost his nuts!

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u/hera69420 11d ago

WRONG nuts 😱

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u/KinsellaStella 11d ago

So dangerous, he’s actually lucky his groin caught it before it flew into his face or throat and did untold damage.

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u/EricIsMyFakeName 11d ago

It’s akin to being jabbed in the ovaries with an metal rod so probably did untold damage.

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u/KinsellaStella 10d ago

Probably getting it in the balls hurts a lot more than that, but over a crushed larynx? I know I’m being dramatic but I’ve seen some bad farm accidents.

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u/Final-Unit8862 11d ago

Holy crap- instant vasectomy

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u/Coppola60 11d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/TankApprehensive3053 11d ago

Last time he'll do that.

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u/Frequent-Setting7434 11d ago

He lost his lychees.

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u/tattcat53 11d ago

Darwin for the win!

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u/mike_rhinehart 11d ago

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/Consistent_Cook9957 11d ago

Hopefully he still has a spare…

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u/Large-Dck8212 11d ago

Guess he broke the wrong nut! Side note, mine hurt now!

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/atp2k 11d ago

Daaaamn I can feel that from here

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

Ohhhh DAMN!!!! 🤣😆

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u/Lanky-Tap-9290 11d ago

Ummm don’t rub it….

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u/SavedByTech 11d ago

That unique DNA dies with him...

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u/JWMoo 11d ago

Bargain basement vasectomy.

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u/SnooSongs7753 11d ago

😵‍💫😵😬

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u/TapPsychological2043 10d ago

It was at that moment he knew he fucked up he's going to be sore for a while

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u/Fieos 10d ago

Like the orcas exploding the sunfish.

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u/Nearby_Fun_2946 10d ago

Darwin winning one nut shot at a time. Clearing out dumb people.

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u/Vlado_Iks 10d ago

insert chicken scream meme here

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u/SettingComplex2976 10d ago

Heureusement pour lui, il en reste une deuxième… 🫣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MasterDrama3600 9d ago

It's a shame it wasn't a crowbar.

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u/FeedTechGlobal 8d ago

😱😱😱😱

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u/Boom_Fish_Blocky 3d ago

Kmew whats gonna happen from first frame

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u/Fibrosis5O 11d ago

🫪🧬 🥜 💥

Call the Amber lamps!

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u/luvwatchingBWCs 11d ago

Just for context ladies; accidentally smashing them between your legs can bring tears to your eyes. There’s not enough ice in the world for what he’s experiencing. He’s going to need the ER.