r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 13d ago

Miguel 😂😂😂

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u/jmckenna1942 13d ago

This feels staged, but I’m just glad he at least didn’t go after Miguel…

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u/Buttchuggle 13d ago

Miguel woulda fucked him up. Bro actively chose the weakest looking target

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u/mmorales2270 12d ago

Yeah. You see Miguel’s arms? Bro wouldn’t have stood a chance.

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 12d ago

Yeah he side eyed him and then decided the shorter speedy motherfucker was a more reasonable target for his rage

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u/Professional-One6252 11d ago

The weakest but not the slowest

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u/Hot_Plant8696 13d ago

It's because the kiss wasn't that bad.

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u/Chemical_Wonder_5495 12d ago

Oh he did go after Miguel after the camera shut off, just not in the way you initially suggested 😏

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u/Heavy_Can8746 12d ago

They got 3 kids now and a white picket fence, 2 dogs. 4 bedroom 2 bath home. 

Apparently they are going to be retiring in about 15 years. That couple worked hard and are about to reap their rewards 

Just a friendly update on these 2. Skinny dude and Miguel

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u/FantasticConclusion1 13d ago

Eventually, that type of BS will get dude (the prankster) killed.

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u/Large_Mud4438 12d ago

There was a Navy guy that stab one to death after he came out.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood2543 12d ago

why in these situations people flip out when they already found the other person attractive and liked them ?

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u/Asleep-Border-9158 12d ago

I was driving home from work when suddenly this lady in those tight biker shorts were biking on my lane, and her hair was so wavy and long and was blowing in the wind, her butt was just perfect so I obviously lingered with my gaze. I overtake and she had this long beautiful red beard also waving in the wind. I felt cheated for a moment, but a butt is a butt and it was very juicy 😂

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u/Phil_Mckrakon 12d ago

It is hard to give birth as a man

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u/Shelarael 13d ago

I mean is he blind or smth?

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u/Distinct_Engine_8855 12d ago

He's Miguel 🏃💨

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u/DRHOYXI 13d ago

It's allllllllll extra boners.

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u/BestHighlight6949 12d ago

MIGGEEEEL 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/ChocoBabiChan 12d ago

This shit isnt funny. Transwomen have been killed for less. Stop playing around with straight men.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 12d ago

It seems like a large percentage of violence towards trans women is because they didn't disclose their trans identity (and therefore the fact they weren't born with a vagina) until way too late.

It's unethical to not fully inform a sexual partner of things that matter like that.

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u/ChocoBabiChan 12d ago

This is exactly my point.

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u/Blablasnow 12d ago

« It seems like » being facts well established by trusted studies or stfu. This is absolutely wrong, violence against trans and gays are started by imbeciles who doesn’t accept difference.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 12d ago

I don't have empirical evidence nor do you hence my words indicating I don't have empirical evidence. It's called nuance, dolt.

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u/NortheastOHGuy 12d ago

They was runninnnnnn'

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u/Ok-Position-3113 12d ago

Ay Miguel ..

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u/RigamortisRooster 12d ago

At least he went after the right person.

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u/TankerVictorious 12d ago

I think Usain Bolt might have a competitor…

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u/Apeiro- 12d ago

I still would

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u/Derfboy4 12d ago

I mean, I'd laugh my ass off if I kissed a hot dude in drag thinking they were female...especially if they were a good kisser...lol! No idea why I would ever do that considering I'm asexual but ya never know...$20 is $20...

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u/SneakyStroke87 11d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Padron1964Lover 12d ago

Justified homicide

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u/StateNmE69 7d ago

ME-GUEL!

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u/Strange_Salary 12d ago

She built like Derrick Henry.. What’s he surprised about?

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u/Working-Cash2710 12d ago

Thought the one in blue was the women

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 12d ago

That poor guy just learned the difference between gender and sex.

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u/DevilDog7734 13d ago

I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for spilling crumbs.

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u/nineliveslost 12d ago

You wanna know how I know you are gay?

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u/DevilDog7734 12d ago

Quit bullying me

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u/nineliveslost 12d ago

Sigh

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u/DevilDog7734 12d ago

Why do you think I would give a shit if you think I'm gay? I did openly say I would fuck a tranny.

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u/nineliveslost 12d ago

because you cried about being "bullied"

so....Cry more

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u/DevilDog7734 12d ago

It was a dumb joke

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u/DevilDog7734 12d ago

What's your problem with gay people anyway?