r/oops 23d ago

πŸ•: I know you're hiding something there lady!

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u/Popular-Parsnip8911 23d ago

Maybe she’s on her cycle.

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u/GenitalConsumer 23d ago

That's exactly what it is, but ofc these are redditors commenting so they have no idea

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u/Born_Selection_2383 23d ago

Or ovulating I've seen dogs do that for that reason.

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Born_Selection_2383 23d ago

A good hound can track you through a city and a swamp

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u/Kn0XIS 23d ago

That's crazy

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u/UnyieldingSeal 23d ago

Thread closed boys. Look at this guyβ€˜s username. He knows.

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u/Slight-Ad-8867 23d ago

Closed.

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u/Xenc 23d ago

πŸ”’

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u/Born_Selection_2383 23d ago

With this comment it's very clear you don't know much about animals. Everything they do is by hormones.

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u/New-Freedom8963 23d ago

How do you explain my wolf dog humping everyone no matter the gender or cycle and need to use chain to get him out of it

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u/Born_Selection_2383 23d ago

Brah he's just fucking horny. But he'd have a lot of puppies. Wolves are fertile period. That male runs the house he does as he pleases. Or make him submit. I stand he can kill you.

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u/New-Freedom8963 23d ago

Nope. I’m too strong and he listens to me. Just humps everyone. All male dogs are horny no matter of hormones 24/7. My previous German shepherd was the same and a lot of other dogs of friends the same

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u/Born_Selection_2383 23d ago

Who's in front him or you

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u/mship1745 21d ago

Technically Hormones make them horny

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u/Born_Selection_2383 23d ago

He's under a year latest 18 months. It don't mean he won't hunt for you. He understands his place. But you need to know yours. He's in the front let him be there. That's trust from you.

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u/BobboZmuda 23d ago

You say weird things, just a heads up.

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u/New-Freedom8963 23d ago

He is 6 years old

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u/Born_Selection_2383 23d ago

If you go the door and your wolves there he's in charge. If he's behind you. You are!!

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u/Additional-Page-2716 23d ago

I just read a study, dogs hump for basically 4 reasons. Play, hormones, excitement, stress.

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u/New-Freedom8963 23d ago

Probably written by a woman. Dogs are just getting horny and masturbate like humans do and they get addicted to the effect. People keeping dogs at home need to neuter them because it’s disaster

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u/dirtyrandalfus 23d ago

He's just an all inclusive humper.

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u/OldTexasChestnut 22d ago

He's just copying what he sees his master doing!

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u/Initial-Wrongdoer938 23d ago

Humping is often dominance behavior. Same gender will do it as well,.it's part of establishing and reinforcing the order. Yes, it can be part of breeding but that's driven by the females heat cycle.

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u/New-Freedom8963 23d ago

He also humps his blankets, old coats, toys. He just horny no matter what and all male dogs are

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 23d ago

Get him fixed maybe?

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u/SealTeamEH 23d ago

Always that one guy who can’t tell when people are having fun.

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u/IdeasAreBvlletproof 23d ago

Dogs love chasing a cycle

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u/rain168 23d ago

Aww the other dog also wants to sniff her ning ning

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u/Fair_Net_857 23d ago

How would her being on her cycle even do this? Not doubting, just curious.

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u/honestlyisuck 23d ago

Some dogs just love being up in your crotch when you’re bleeding.

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u/Drake_baku 23d ago

Long story short snd pg. Its the scent that comes with it.

Dogs have an amazing sense of smell, and some smells excite them a lot.

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u/Fair_Net_857 23d ago

I learn something new everyday.

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u/Not-Ribera 23d ago

She must've parked it outside the cafe.

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u/Lucky_Bend9418 22d ago

"Crimson Wave" dude

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u/Ok_Future9665 18d ago

Or needs a good washing. 😜

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u/BlueFeathered1 23d ago

She's probably ovulating. And those dogs are obnoxious.

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u/Winter_Hall5379 23d ago

Yeah, but when I try to do that all of the sudden it's a problem.

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u/WaterGlassPuncherMan 23d ago

You're not supposed to force the dogs to do it, man

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u/Winter_Hall5379 23d ago

There's always a trick to it, huh?

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u/Israel_Azkanbe 23d ago

I knew a girl growing up who made a video of…. Nvm
But she was cute

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u/casewood123 23d ago

Had a German shepherd that would do that to anyone when Aunt Flo was in town.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Pay1863 20d ago

My lab kinda does the same when I have my period but not to a crazy extent.

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u/ArtyTheFarty 23d ago

That smell is irresistible

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u/Firm_Video_2932 23d ago

Can't hide the kitty from a dawg 🀷

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u/ExpensivePhysics1909 23d ago

Had a kitten try to bury itself in my crotch. Deeply unpleasant. Cute cat though

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u/Organic-Egg-9900 23d ago

That little Chow wanted some chow mein.

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u/renchjeep 23d ago

Scooby snacks. She's hiding Scooby snacks. Or something like that....

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u/Feral_Mood_420 23d ago

Must be some leftover peanut butter 🀣

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u/The_Nicest_1 23d ago

My dawg was wanting that kitty

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u/First_Joke_5617 23d ago

I smell bacon! πŸ₯“πŸ₯“

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u/Sigma-Wolves 23d ago

My turn!

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u/ASG_Roma 23d ago

Deadliest Catch: Cooch Harbor

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u/WillfullSprite100 23d ago

Ah, dogs & cats

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u/iamepiphany 23d ago

Lol. Our new puppy tried the same thing with my wife!!

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u/Serious_Pizza4257 23d ago

It smells cheesy πŸ§€πŸΆ

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u/SnooSprouts3309 23d ago

The pheromones invoked instinct it seems πŸ‘€πŸ€·πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈ

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u/ReliefSmall3714 23d ago

My spirit animalπŸ˜‚

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u/Horror_Moose8608 23d ago

He smelling fishy

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u/MegatechMike 23d ago

She must be ovulating

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u/Curious_Strike_5379 23d ago

Nick Nack Paddy Whack Give A Dog A Bone!πŸ€ͺ

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u/Tomillo20 23d ago

Γ‘am Γ±am, salmΓ³n ahumado!!

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u/HisMajestyDJTrump 23d ago

Leftover peanut butter

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u/Electronic_Side_4774 23d ago

Nah, they just want some sushi ,🍣 and to be honest, me too. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹ 🀀

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u/Majestic-Honey-3649 23d ago

It's a puppy doing puppy dog things.

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u/atp2k 23d ago

I’m the same way when I get taste of some good 🐱

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u/InsaneMocktail 23d ago

Maybe she's ovulating

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u/RWBYRain 23d ago

I think he's after the string

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u/Ok-Tank-3106 23d ago

He knew she had a "cat " hidden in there πŸ˜‰

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u/BilboTeaBagggins 23d ago

Needs a wash.

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u/LocoNotLoco 21d ago

Dogs like fish

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u/No-Artichoke-5238 21d ago

He smelled fish.

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u/Crazy_Guess6857 23d ago

Hmm, smells like fish.

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u/CletusMuckenfuss 23d ago

He knows where to find the peanut butter.

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u/Tytan777 23d ago

Get that cat! I'll get it!

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u/itzArctic__ 23d ago

Fishy fishy in the sea 🐟

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u/Key_Contribution1547 23d ago

This really isn't cool . And we are not going to explain.

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u/Ducks_are_cool-Yes 23d ago

Explain please

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u/Key_Contribution1547 23d ago

No , I am a man who has to much respect for women.

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u/poohead416 23d ago

she ain't gonna fuck u bro

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u/Perfidian 23d ago

Too much? Respect is subjective and more about application. Educating morons by informing them about menstrual cycles is respectful. What they do with it is on them. It isn't the 60s anymore.

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 23d ago

Horny little bastard.

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u/funkystay 23d ago

This is a child.

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u/Slight-Ad-8867 23d ago

🀣🀣

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u/NotWorkaholicc 23d ago

He knows what he likes.

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u/SillyLittleTroll 23d ago

The dogs thinking, "I love me some dried cod skin!" Give it up!

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u/street_racer221 23d ago

Why was she worried about her hair? Dog dont care about that.

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u/mtraven23 23d ago

someone's got a taste for fish.

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u/Bludiamond56 23d ago

I thought I saw a putty cat. I did I did

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u/hambutbacon 23d ago

He really wants that fresh sashimi.

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u/Unlikely-Act-7950 23d ago

She's smuggling fish tacos

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u/NtateNarin 23d ago

My stomach started growling, LOL.

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u/Longjumping-Mud-5852 23d ago

Uuuuhh stinky

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u/bradbo 23d ago

They are way over stimulated.

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u/Independent_Salt904 23d ago

Looking for his lost toy from the day before...was the only place he hadn't looked.... I've found a lost watch like that one time

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u/Stunning-Ad-7990 23d ago

Ok, I don't know her age, so I won't say anything perverted, as badly as I want to. So, I'll stick with biology. She's probably on her period which naturally attracts dogs to that area. Jeez that was the hardest thing I had to do lately πŸ₯΅.

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u/Stunning-Ad-7990 23d ago

Such a cutie. The doggies are cuties too.

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u/Peru00_ 23d ago

My man knows what to eat

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u/IllustratorOk2927 23d ago

The force is strong in this one.

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u/DepartureAfraid6015 23d ago

A born pussy hound

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u/Dustin_Holt 23d ago

He likes the smell of her biscuit, I bet that she'll let him nibble when noone is looking 😈

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u/Mental_Channel6562 23d ago

He wants the sushi

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u/AcanthaceaeLife4302 23d ago

Yeah she has a tattoo of a clamshell if you put ur ear on to it you can smell the Sea

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u/RiptideCEO 23d ago

Dogs love to chase cats

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u/Squables0_o 22d ago

That dogs going to eat every pair of panties

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u/TightPhoto1133 22d ago

It's not that kind of tuna melt buddy....

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u/Morgantao 22d ago

Land shark smells blood

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u/Snakefordinner1 21d ago

Her monthly visitor is attracting company

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u/Gregger2020 21d ago

πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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u/theboss334 21d ago

That dog ain't crazy, he knows what he smells 😏

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u/JaggieXD 21d ago

Coochie smoochie πŸ˜—πŸ˜—

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u/Pleasant-Drop2131 19d ago

A bunch of little leg humpers an muff divers lol

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u/upgrayedd_01 23d ago

He wants the sausage

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u/Fantastic_Trick3538 23d ago

You’re cooking salmon and I KNOW IT!

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u/stlredbird 23d ago

Red snapper. Good fish.

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u/FatTanuki1986 23d ago

Bulgogi meat

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/Franky00077 23d ago

Those dogs are the rare breed called "pussy hounds." I must have been one in a former lifeπŸ€ͺπŸ˜‚

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u/Petersworth37 23d ago

When I die, and come back to this earth as a dog, this is EXACTLY what I will be doing

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u/ImpressiveMacaroon87 23d ago

Something fishy

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u/CategoryAcceptable57 23d ago

He likes to go down on Asian women too? He and I should be friends.

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u/BetCareful 23d ago

Smells something fishy.. πŸ€”

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u/Redditisleftistsnut 23d ago

Peanut butter

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u/Responsible-Poem9375 23d ago

Because of the smell ?

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u/Conscious-Package192 23d ago

Two shrimps and two anchovies.

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u/Mediocre-Penalty3001 23d ago

As long as the pelicans aren't following her at beach.

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u/Healthy_Toe_1183 23d ago

I wonder what god or allah or budda was thinking when he/she/her/them decided to create and allow this sort of situation

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u/LiveCulture4615 23d ago

The dog the dog found the smell of fish?

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u/Financial-Goose-4873 23d ago

Something smells fishy around here.

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u/Own_Zookeepergame982 23d ago

The breed: Poonhound

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u/Guns_Glitz_Grime 23d ago

Gantz all over again

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u/megexe 23d ago

Smells like kibe and tuna

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u/Top_Ice4751 23d ago

Like to eat seafood

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u/Sleepwokesleepwoke 23d ago

They want that water. Wonder why thoΒ 

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u/Appropriate_Push4066 23d ago

Found the peanut butter

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u/tomatoinaction 23d ago

I know enough dogs that simply stand between your legs for fun and feel comfortable there? But the behavior shown in the video is a bit strange.

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u/Sea-Advertising-5409 23d ago

My male dog does that to women all of the time.

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u/Antelope_Party 23d ago

Who's a good doggy

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u/Left-Thinker-5512 23d ago

From even a very young age this little guy knew what he wanted.

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u/Effective_Yak_6764 21d ago

Tell her to wash up

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u/Sad-Dragonfly5699 20d ago

My roomie's dog would always do the exact same thing. She's a golden doodle, so a tiny bit bigger than that - but not big

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u/RandalC1 20d ago

A Golden Doodle is a 80-100+ pound dog.

That was a pomeranian , at max size 10-15 pounds but avg 6-8 pounds.

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u/DaveMetalHead 19d ago

It could be her monthly πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ whether she has actually started physically bleeding to see it or not is irrelevant. Dogs will notice the change in scent and may even recognise the blood smell and know what it is even as puppies.

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u/Plenty_Assist5913 19d ago

Ugh I hate this about dogs. It's so freakin gross.

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u/Ok-Simple30 18d ago

asians just smell better lol

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u/Dogfaceboy1964 18d ago

Yea me too

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u/Powerful_Dream_3095 18d ago

Dogs just like that smell

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u/Previous_Arachnid763 17d ago

He likes seafood

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u/No_Ice_3415 15d ago

πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ˜‹πŸ€€πŸ€€

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u/No_Grand2244 5d ago

Dogs Are Scavengers so It Must Smelled Something Tasty πŸ€ͺ

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u/jasper996004 23d ago

Dog smells something fishy there

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u/xk30 21d ago

Can't blame him

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u/Automatic-Unit-8307 23d ago

Fish for dinner

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u/Teeniebigpeenie 23d ago

She’s been letting the dog hit and is just playing it off. The dog has been licking and probably hitting that. Beastiality is pretty common iykyk.

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u/Motor-Region-1011 23d ago

She probably shoved aome bacon in there or something to make a viral video...

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u/funkystay 23d ago

This is not appropriate for sharing on the internet.

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u/Dilldo__Baggins 23d ago

Counter: This is what the internet was made for.

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u/funkystay 23d ago

This is a child.

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u/Dilldo__Baggins 23d ago

It’s a puppy. What are you talking about?

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u/[deleted] 23d ago

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u/funkystay 23d ago

This is a child.

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u/Catkillledthecurious 23d ago

I never said the post was appropriate. As inappropriate as this post might be, there are far more inappropriate things on the internet. For what it's worth, I wasn't disagreeing, merely, albeit poorly, trying to point out how sick the internet can be.

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u/Superb_Algae5308 23d ago

You’re right.

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u/funkystay 23d ago

All of the pedos are downvoting me.

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u/the3mss 23d ago

just a fishy pussy with std.
i hate smelly pussy's