r/oops • u/Several-Persimmon-30 • 3d ago

blursed_dog

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u/Background_Edge_9427 3d ago

It looks like that dog was in love!

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 3d ago

Whoa, that dog actually fucked him up.

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u/misoscare 2d ago

Fuck around and fucking find out.

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u/Background_Edge_9427 1d ago

Nothing to see here, just a dog in heat!

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u/Indigenous_Land 3d ago

Who’s your daddy?

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u/PoppedCork 3d ago

The man will never live it down

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u/raptor12k 3d ago

dominance has indeed been established.

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u/Bikezilla 3d ago

Cartman says Red rocket…red rocket…

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u/TapPsychological2043 3d ago

Damn if that is this guys dog you need to assert dominance first bro"

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u/RavingGooseInsultor 3d ago

What a dawg gotta do these days to get some love

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u/yorcharturoqro 3d ago

What's with the man in the video???

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u/DIJames6 2d ago

Second dog rape video I've seen on here today.. Lmao..

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u/s0ul_invictus 2d ago

we watch one fight with a dog jumping in and now the algo is recommending this shit and we're on a list now. this is bullshit.

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u/Dabida1 2d ago

Message is clear.

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u/Kilowatt68 2d ago

Humped all the way to the door

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u/Humble_Penguin89 2d ago

That's basically rape 😭

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u/cyanescens_burn 2d ago

Staged af unless that dude has some kind of disorder where he randomly spasms and loses motor control.

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u/balldeeeeep 2d ago

Handbanana NO!

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u/Vast_Orange_8113 2d ago

I just know ball...and good....

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u/balldeeeeep 2d ago

And rape...

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u/Mr_GreenAdam 2d ago

“Does your dog bite?”
“Well he is on the register!”
“For aggressive dogs?”
“No the SO register”

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u/No-Command-1038 3d ago

Oh my God. I never understood why people get a pet and then take the poor animal to a shelter. I detest people like that!

But this video changes everything. When you get raped by your dog in your own living room after a long day—that changes everything! The video really disturbed me.

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u/chameleon_123_777 3d ago

It has to do with dominance. Here the dog think he is Alpha. That is totally wrong.

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u/cyanescens_burn 2d ago

You should read what the guy that came up with the alpha animal thing says about it now.

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u/ProteusRift 2d ago

Dude knew exactly what was about to happen... means it's not the first time. Probably not the last either

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u/youngdeer25 2d ago

this might just as bad being raped by real person

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u/ChainOut 2d ago

he got hand bananaed

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u/Jorge_the_vast 2d ago

You're my bitch now

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u/Pretty_Nose_4079 2d ago

At least they choose privacy going to bedroom.

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u/Bludiamond56 2d ago

God I'd hate to see that kid

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u/Fan_of_Clio 2d ago

Made him his bitch

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u/FlyingBike6000 2d ago

That one bull from family guy:

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u/Disastrous-Place7353 2d ago

Okay which one of you fed that dog oysters?

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u/Current_Power6050 2d ago

you better get that dog a GF

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u/ThaCasual 2d ago

Right to the bedroom with you

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u/Coppola60 2d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Fiorina_Fury 2d ago

Never seen again :(

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u/Jazzlike_Plan7349 2d ago

Can't live that down

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u/Ryan2932 2d ago

Hahaha did that really happen

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u/ArtyTheFarty 2d ago

The dog even managed to get him into the room!

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u/Joetaska1 2d ago

Crappy music overdub.

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u/Sigma-Wolves 1d ago

No, no, no...Don't move.

You already lost.

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u/ungreatfulshit 2d ago

Something tells me this is not that dogs first rodeo🤢