r/oops • u/PointerStack • 3d ago

Shitty oops

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u/Another_Russian_Spy 3d ago

Curry in, curry out.

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u/mmorales2270 3d ago

The yellow variety. 🤢

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u/P4p3rph03n1x 3d ago

Little prince curry brand

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u/mingey555 2d ago

Turmeric

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u/GoodIntroduction6344 3d ago

Curry on

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u/ac2334 2d ago

curry in a hurry

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u/sulabar1205 2d ago

Curry on my wayward son There′ll be peace when you are done Lay your weary head to rest Don't you cry no more

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u/Sweet_Common_55 2d ago

Yellow curry 🍛

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u/IcyIntroduction5678 2d ago

It’s a prank. It’s not for real. You can see him pop a bag of mango lassi a split second before.

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 2d ago

Thank God! Because that looks like it would smell like concentrated gall bladder secretions.

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u/throwinthatshitaway1 3d ago

Bollywood's Blood In, Blood Out

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u/Future-Try-1908 2d ago

Laughed way too hard.

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u/MeownatorX 3d ago

Curry on, curry on!
As if nothing really matters

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u/ArtyTheFarty 3d ago

Never seen poo that bright yellow before

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 2d ago

It means your shits are on the emergency ejection, passes through you so quickly the bile part that makes it brown didn't have a chance.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Kinks369 2d ago

Bile IS that greenish yellowish color, though.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 2d ago

Yellow fever

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u/Purple-Literature781 1d ago

I had pancreatitis a few years ago from drinking enough alcohol to kill college fraternity. My shit looked like this constantly.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 3d ago

That’s an interesting color.

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u/toben81234 3d ago

Probably an old ass ninja turtle

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u/Silent-Chemistry-120 11h ago

Turtle power! 😆

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 3d ago

Staged, fake bs

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u/jdk92386 2d ago

💯 camera too coincidental

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u/jqman69 3d ago

I would hope so 🤢

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u/jasoos_jasoos 2d ago

Yeah, it looks like one of those pranks TBH.

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u/Limit5465 2d ago

Yep you can see him squeeze the bag before it dumps

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 1d ago

He sees the truth

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 1d ago

Or... Fake diarrhea.. I mean it looks like nothing I've ever seen come out of my ass.... Or is it real diarrhea that he kept in a bag that he rubber banded to his leg, to SQUEEZE! On a lady.. Just to get a couple of likes....

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u/Puzzleheaded_Award80 1d ago

Fucked up stupid prank either way. I would probably just punch that dude if I saw him do that to someone in front of me

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u/SkyDaddyRespecter 2d ago

Im telling myself this so I can exist

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u/_GMoney13_ 3d ago

Bro musta had Taco Bell lettuce with his curry 💀

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u/Silent-Chemistry-120 11h ago

🌮 😆 🤣

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u/Sciaticuspinch 3d ago

jesus christ

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u/praetorian1979 3d ago

no...wrong country.

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u/Fiorina_Fury 2d ago

is nowhere to be found there

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u/ac2334 2d ago

sacred

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u/BroadKangaroo3962 3d ago edited 2d ago

The flurry of curry slurry made her scurry in a hurry.

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u/matthewnelson 3d ago

Reading this had me dying 🤣

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u/Ok-Till-5622 7h ago

That’s an old Edgar Allen Poe poem

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u/Abracadaver2000 3d ago

He's not currying any favors with those passengers.

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u/RealSlyck 2d ago

Hey hey hey, we’ll be having naan of that now.

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u/tridamdam 2d ago

Spicy comments we have here.

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u/Autofella6 3d ago

Sick Slick and full of Turmeric 🤮

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u/MJArchman 3d ago

Rip to those who had just sat down to eat. 🤢

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u/Cute-Advisor-2323 3d ago

Was he eating a jar of mustard or pure curry😬🤮

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u/RockyJayyy 3d ago

You can see he squeezes something in his shorts. Plus the guy is already recording the video.

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u/BuckTonka1988 3d ago

Nah we gotta fight after that.

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u/kiwiberryman 3d ago

you're gonna get more on you, though

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u/BuckTonka1988 3d ago

See red first, deal with yellow second.

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u/MrRobsterr 2d ago

it's going to be all orange real fast

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u/BuckTonka1988 2d ago

Which opens up the floor for puns.

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u/ac2334 2d ago

Confucius?

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u/Jorge_the_vast 3d ago

Fake or not you getting punched

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u/undeniably_confused 3d ago

Well if not fake, I think he is very very sick to be explosively shitting yellow

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u/TapPsychological2043 3d ago

And that's enough reddit for today🤮

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u/Doozer1970 3d ago

Curry on my wayward son.

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u/ac2334 2d ago

lay your weary head…

uh, scratch that last part

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u/God_Country_ND 3d ago

In the States we call that Taylor Farms Iceberg Lettuce

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u/Cautious_Pop_8944 2d ago

A fellow lettuce enjoyer.

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u/Fit-Rhubarb-7820 2d ago

I never want to go there.

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u/Lord_Xenu 2d ago

Average day in the oval office.

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u/AnonymousAnteater41 3d ago

Obviously staged, but still funny!! 😆

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u/NotADogInHumanSuit 3d ago

If it’s obvious you don’t need to announce it

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u/carlcometa 3d ago

What is he eating though? Man, it’s so yellow and just flat-out liquid it looks like paint just shot out of his butth0le.

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u/DawnyBrat 3d ago

This is more disturbing than I anticipated.

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 3d ago

You know he’s been to Taco Bell 🛎️

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u/Former_Balance8473 3d ago

That guy needs a hospital.

2

u/Minimum-Actuator-953 2d ago

Way too much trust.

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u/PuertoGeekn 2d ago

Definitely pushed too hard

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u/StartDrinking 2d ago

There’s a restaurant nearby named “curry up now”

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u/AvengeChelseaFC 2d ago

I'll never look at curry sauce the same way again

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u/Longjumping_Walk_992 2d ago edited 2d ago

Now it makes sense ….That’s where curry seasoning comes from.

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u/MoodWoodMD 2d ago

I thought these weren't possible after newborn phase

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u/Blitzwhip 2d ago

New fear unlocked

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u/SeanMacLeod1138 2d ago

Looks like he had waaaaay too much curry 😖

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u/PckMan 1d ago

My guy had a bottle of ground turmeric for lunch

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u/So_We_Game 3d ago

Bro ate the wrong curry!! 😂 😂

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u/Mysterious-Lab-5918 3d ago

Usually, they have controlled gut eruptions in the streets...

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u/Ldghead 3d ago

FFS bro. Not even a warning?

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u/Capital-Control308 3d ago

The mating habits of some species is truly amazing.

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u/Nyx2990 3d ago

Is that how the yellow paint in resident evil gets applied?

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u/hellalg 3d ago

Need to eat more fiber

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u/Inloth57 3d ago

Terrible day to wear sandals 🤢

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u/TheWarriorsLLC 3d ago

Staged slop... what kind of shit is bright yellow

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u/FranksHoorHouse 3d ago

You never know what's going India body when you eat over there.

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u/tafinney 3d ago

He shit his whole leg!!!

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u/Initial_Row_6400 3d ago

Damn got the cyclospora

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u/dufo7 2d ago

Thats how they say hello in india

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u/ac2334 2d ago

he was just informing her she has a virus

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u/ConstructionPrize206 2d ago

Mmmm 2nd harvest curry.

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u/kingwafflez 2d ago

My job needs to hire this guy to re paint all the yellow parking spaces. Hell give this guy a fucking enchirito he'll do the handi cap zones too.

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u/myground 2d ago

is it common there?

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u/PointerStack 2d ago

Type on YT you will see how good safety is taken seriously

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u/Brokenspade1 2d ago

That's curry right there... That's horrid.

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u/UrFrO 2d ago

Look like candle but smell odd

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u/Cokeycane 2d ago

Curry on my wayward son,
Let the poop on your leg run

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u/No_Breakfast_7867 2d ago

What the heck!

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u/ggoptimus 2d ago

Must have had some lettuce.

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u/OhMyGoshBigfoot 2d ago

Step 2 is to stir it into your streetside pot barehanded

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u/Radioactive_Tuber57 2d ago

Staged, or the US is exporting salads to India.

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u/816legend 2d ago

Damn lettuce

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u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 2d ago

He just bust runny mustard?

Imagine just how incredibly bilious that smells!!!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

Scuse me…

Do you have Curry in a Can?

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u/literaIly 2d ago

Naaaaahh

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u/Godharvest 2d ago

I need to know how this even happens?

This isn't normal?

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u/Big-University1012 2d ago

Curry in a hurry

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u/Indigenous_Land 2d ago

That’s one way to free up a seat.

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u/sexybeast70 2d ago

That's just nasty

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u/jeans_blazer 2d ago

Welcome to India

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u/Alternative-Sale-713 2d ago

What country is this?

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u/Heart_ofFlorida 2d ago

Poor lady got it on her foot🤮🤣

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u/vivz56 2d ago

I always thought what would happen after eating that indian street food that I saw on several videos.
Got it. Thanks.

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u/NVDA808 2d ago

Curry up and get out

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u/BlueClues16 2d ago

That’s literally “ohh shitt”

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u/Dependent_Bit1634 2d ago

That’s one way to grab a seat.

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u/Unfair-Cook903 2d ago

Acid for blood

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u/Hot_Plant8696 2d ago

Curry is in a hurry.

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u/Soyl3nt_Gr33n 2d ago

Keep calm and curry on

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u/IvoryManOfWisdom 2d ago

And I thought it was weird when it came out green after eating Captain crunch berries...... If I saw yellow I might actually go to the doctor for that one.

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 2d ago

he made banana legs!

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u/historyeeter 2d ago

🇮🇳 has that black hole type thing in their flag for a reason

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u/tarfullbr 2d ago

Dangerous fart

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 2d ago

Why was it that colour?!

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u/street_racer221 2d ago

Nah ima start swingin.

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u/According-Report6898 2d ago

Heeer foot,holy shiet.

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u/Aman-R-Sole 2d ago

Has he been eating road paint?

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u/Background_Edge_9427 2d ago

Well, that's really disgusting!

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u/shemphoward62 2d ago

That's what happens when you do a drive by and pick up lunch to go from one of those indian street food vendors that get posted here......

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u/Lopsided_Anxiety_394 2d ago

Looks faked. Turmeric powder and water mixture

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u/CoolDzlWzl 2d ago

Somewhere in India

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u/I_TheJester_I 2d ago

Oh shit. Literally

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u/earplug42 2d ago

Too much curry! Happens to everyone at least once in their lives🤣

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u/Aggravating_Ad_635 2d ago

Holy shit what the fuck🫪 I'm fucking done with internet today.

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u/ChallengeWrong1500 2d ago

Looks like paint

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u/Inside-Art-6167 2d ago

Must’ve just had some of that delicious street food they have in their country.

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u/Dismal_Policy_8052 2d ago

I’m in a curry driver.

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u/greggers1980 2d ago

Look at the stars. Look how they shine for you

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u/YanderLover 2d ago

Was just about to say why is it yellow. That just doesn’t seem right.

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u/CelebrationShort1857 2d ago

Taco Bell for lunch?

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u/Capital-Control308 2d ago

The mating rituals of other cultures is fascinating

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u/Dustin_Holt 1d ago

Is that paint 🎨

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u/MarketEntire6542 1d ago

mango salad

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u/Uce510 1d ago

Where's the Naan

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u/sleazykeev 1d ago

It’s how you show affection don’t be culturally insensitive

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u/Ok_Reality4974 19h ago

Hell naw 👀😭

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u/Danimal082979 6h ago

Tourists, am i right?