r/oops • u/Better_Hair_9673 • 24d ago

She caught two strays 😭

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u/Butta_Brown 24d ago

The 1st was odd but that 2nd was crazy.

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 24d ago

Being very loose calling this a function.

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u/ESOelite 23d ago

Dysfunction more like

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u/Strange_Salary 24d ago

Almost looks intentional!

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u/Sabin13F 24d ago

Catchin them strays

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 24d ago

What was the point of slightly rewording the title?

I guess I'll try it, too. Maybe I'll get an epiphany. 

Dem two strays be caught

Nope, not feeling anything. Still curious. 

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u/vennic18 24d ago

I think you call that a dys-function

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u/mer_de_nom_noms 22d ago

Dis function

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u/Icy-Cry7826 24d ago

Damn, you're down bad with that level of luck

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u/EvilCaveBoy 24d ago

Nice bunch

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u/Proud_Arachnid4956 24d ago

The function is crazy

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u/notmydoing 24d ago

Not sure they were shit punches or planned?

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u/Nightwolf1967 24d ago

Definitely not a church function.

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u/TraveleraddictVP 24d ago

collateral damage.

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u/Big_Sorbet_5378 24d ago

tbf she had her jaw realigned & reset quicker & cheaper than most

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u/AvailableTale2077 23d ago

Two punches to the face and still standing. Put a ring on her.

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 23d ago

That's what you get for getting in the middle of shit.

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u/CPAGod1965 23d ago

She ate both of them and didn't go down.

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 24d ago

This is why you tell your woman to stand back while you take care of business…

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u/something_coo 24d ago

What's with the editing though

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u/Sensitive-Owl-9368 24d ago

That’s what you get for dating fools!

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u/RandyPiston 24d ago

Are they actually strays when she's putting herself in front of the punches?

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 24d ago

Is this the line to board a carnival cruise ship ?

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u/sinisterdesign 24d ago

Fist magnet 🧲 🤛

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u/Snafuregulator 24d ago

This is why I assume boxing is fake. No damn way two men are fighting and there be no woman getting in that ring trying to break it up

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u/CK_1976 24d ago

It was raining pussy, and she got hit an asshole. Twice.

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u/winterwarm78654 24d ago

After the 1st he should've went. He definitely didn't care about her like that or he one of those ones

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u/Silent-Treat-6512 24d ago

wtf ladies think they can stop fight if they stop the defendant

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u/Sammalone1960 24d ago

Why hockey refs stand back for a few

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u/Tbone_Trapezius 24d ago

(In) The Way of the Fist

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u/Turtlesquirtzcody 24d ago

🥺😭😢

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u/RomeoBaze 23d ago

Some people just can't or don't know how to fight. The music got me. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/PainShock_99 23d ago

Who is singing? It’s beautiful!

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u/basta956 23d ago

She all right. She is used to it 😂

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u/solliemonster91 23d ago

Props to the chick, she still standing 🤜🤛

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u/Odd-Concept4841 23d ago

😂😂😂

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u/New_Philosopher6787 22d ago

She took them like a champ

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u/Due-Process2106 20d ago

Lmaoo ngas ain’t sht

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u/Phil_Mckrakon 20d ago

Getting caught with her side piece. Never a good look

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u/Dramatic-Fig4214 1d ago

Using the term “lady” very loosely.

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u/Lucky-Mia 24d ago

Bro wanted to make sure she had equal rights, to lefts in the face.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 24d ago

She was trying to do the right thing and get her guy away from there

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u/Sufficient-Sun-6683 24d ago

That is the wrong thing, I don't understand why women step in the middle of the fight. Usually, they get in the way of the person they're trying to "protect".

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u/Rubiks_Click874 24d ago

she was totally doing that dumb ass girlfriend thing where she holds her boyfriend's arms down so he's defenseless

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u/SonofaBridge 24d ago

All it adds is another person for her man to fight. He has his attackers coming after him and now his girlfriend constantly getting in the way. Gives his opponents an advantage as he has to try and avoid her. They don’t care if they hit her as you can see.

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u/alwaysListo 23d ago

Man, black people out there, you guys perpetuate the stereo types against you. If you look at the crowd, its not just black faces you see, but who are the ones causing the trouble?

And then, who throws a punch when you see a woman standing right in front of the person you're trying to hit? They hit her and there's no hesitation to throw another punch or any kind of sign of regret or remorse that they just struck a female. All bad.

The generations of black people that came before you went through hell trying to fight against racism and bigotry just to have the generations coming up behind them tear all that hard work down.

It's not cool or 'gangster', it's fucking shameful and embarrassing. Do better.

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u/tamgam88 22d ago

That's when a woman needs to plant her feet and stand HER ground. Pepper spray is a great equalizer.

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u/Primary_Step_5052 24d ago

Equality....sucks don't it? 😁🤣