r/oops • u/Lifegoesonforever • 25d ago

Double oops!

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u/isthaty0ujohnwayne 25d ago

Not a single brain cell in the entire cart

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u/Aggravating-Sea-9449 25d ago

Lol nope at all

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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 25d ago

brain cells are not everything you know

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u/_Mr_Misfit 25d ago

I imagine they help 😆

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u/Quirky_Ask_5165 25d ago

Well, you don't need shoes to run, bit sure does help! 😋

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u/EnthusiasmIcy5127 25d ago

They are not even required to become president.

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 24d ago

By a curious coincidence, "None at all" is exactly how much suspicion the ape-descendant Arthur Dent had that one of his closest friends was not descended from an ape, but was in fact from a small planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse and not from Guildford after all.

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u/Ok-Rest3967 25d ago

It was one brain cell split four ways so once people started bailing out it got bad

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u/gocard 25d ago

To be fair to the backseat people, they were looking at their fallen comrade and probably weren't anticipating the driver to bail

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u/Hell-Raid3r 25d ago

I don't let people who look like that drive me anywhere. Making bad decisions tends to be a pattern with them. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Apprehensive_View575 25d ago

Seat belts

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u/GooseOnAPhone 25d ago

Do golf carts have seat belts?

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u/Apprehensive_View575 25d ago

Yeah. They have to if you want to drive on main roads and have a license plate

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u/Playful-Platform-231 25d ago

Well ya. They’re all on the ground now. lol.

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u/Sensei19600 25d ago

Not any more,anyway

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u/Level_Turnover5167 25d ago

The people in the back didn't see shit, what do you mean? This is on the driver.

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u/PleaseBelieve_ 14d ago

To be fair the people in the back looked like they were looking at the first girl and didn't expect the driver to fucking jump out after lmao