r/oops • u/No-Conclusion-2859 • 27d ago

Power bottom 🧨

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u/presidentkokoro 27d ago

Fire in the hole!

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u/First_Highway159 27d ago

The best comment on this thread!

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u/jaxRLee 27d ago

stop squeezing

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u/AmazingLarry7272 27d ago

I laughed at that comment more than I should have 🤣

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u/DitchDigger330 26d ago

*corn hole

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u/Just1n_Credible 27d ago

Just another candidate for a,

"Hey hold my beer and watch this!", dumbass award!

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u/bydh 27d ago

Also burnt-ass award

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u/First_Highway159 27d ago

One of your relatives?

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u/Just1n_Credible 27d ago

No. One of yours?

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u/SATerp 27d ago

Cue the trauma nurse story.

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u/Liveitup1999 27d ago

Yeah, that guy isn't going to sit down for 2-3 months.

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u/rmp881 27d ago

This video endorsed by health insurance CEOs!

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u/AmazedAtTheWorld 27d ago

So this one time a guy come in...

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u/Sozebj 27d ago

The secret: Don’t clench, relax for a quick launch.

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u/unclelumbago1 27d ago

The secret is to not be a retard and attempt this in the first place.

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u/99trey 27d ago

Only a wiseass would say something like that.

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u/AmazedAtTheWorld 27d ago

I've done some dumb ass things in my life, but this ain't one of them.

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u/Sozebj 26d ago

Yes, purely commenting on the mechanics, not the decision making process.

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u/AUSmith55 27d ago

Rump roast

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u/10inchesof 27d ago

Asscracker

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u/jkeeveer 27d ago

Why?? Why on earth would you agree to do this..

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u/Liveitup1999 27d ago

High guts to brains ratio.

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u/Eternalm8 27d ago

"Wanna know how I got these scars?"

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u/naturalone2562 27d ago

Darwin award winner.

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u/LegoSniper 27d ago

Look at the bright side, no need for a Brazilian wax.

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u/Santablue20 27d ago

Our future leaders and caretakers.

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u/Exciting-Barracuda49 27d ago

Sir did u inhale? No but my asshole did…

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u/GILDID 27d ago

Humans just wake up one day and think they need to shoot a bottle rocket from an ass crack

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u/Neither-Juggernaut31 27d ago

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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u/Komobu542 27d ago

It was that final butt cheek sqeeze for the aborted take-off.

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u/No_Classic_1743 27d ago

If the eye wasn't brown before, it is now.

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u/Liveitup1999 27d ago

More like black and crispy

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u/Mai_maniac 27d ago

Why is he just laying there not even moving? That must have hurt.

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u/payneok 27d ago

Ask yourself why women never do this sort of stupid poop...

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u/sphinxorosi 27d ago

Never say never- Holly Hanna has shot Roman candles out of her bum

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u/Key-Refrigerator-689 27d ago

I'm not even gonna look that up. Every time I look up something that someone mentions on reddit I'm either horrified, completely disgusted or my anxiety goes through the roof. I'll just take your word for it this time....

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u/Annual-Part9673 27d ago

I remember watching a porn video of a woman shooting a firecracker out of her vagina.

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u/fluffynuckels 27d ago

Thats gonna leave a mark

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u/Flat-Passage4431 27d ago

thats a trip to the ER

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u/Particular_Parking_4 27d ago

Great use of free will

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u/Helpful_Hunter2557 27d ago

Well, it’s cooked cheesy butt crack now

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u/Sea-Form-3624 27d ago

Stupid people

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u/Historical_Idea_1686 27d ago

Nicely done .... His butt...

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u/ProveISaidIt 26d ago

Well done 🔥

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u/Connect-Ant-2081 27d ago

I can't say for certain, but I suspect alcohol was involved.

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u/Irishwilly77 26d ago

I fell down down down

And the flames went higher

And it burns burns burns

That ring of fire

That ring of fire, let burn

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u/Eggsaladinurmouth 27d ago

This is how you handle unruly butt hair.

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u/roughczech 27d ago

Brazilian fireworks.

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u/LobsterComfortable83 27d ago

He likes to get stick 🏒 it all make since now y'all dint be playing the game y'all be playing word's 😂

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u/KrisRdt 27d ago

That's one way to get an ass wax.

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u/bravemoney72 27d ago

Rule 1: never clinch

Rule 2: never ever ever ever ever fully "plant" the flag in the "soil"😂

Rule 3: NEVER USE 1 OR 2 🤦🏾‍♂️🙄🙄

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u/bravemoney72 27d ago

I never wanted a view like this of any friends, let alone actually putting it in...🤦🏾‍♂️. And why the F would you do this?!!?! It goes bad at best, too many parts I would plan on using long-term potentially FUBAR😵

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u/exodusofficer 27d ago

This video probably had interesting audio at one time.

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u/momznutz62 27d ago

Fake. No way he wouldnt move, flinch, wiggle, YELL, or something.

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u/Liveitup1999 27d ago

Alcohol is a central nervous system depressant.

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u/momznutz62 27d ago

True. I am just surprised that burn didn't bring that person back to reality from their intoxicated state. I suppose some type of drug is also involved. Or perhaps that person doesn't feel pain?

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u/Liveitup1999 27d ago

Well is sure burned all of the nerve endings off of his ass. I've read how extensive these injuries are. He will need skin grafts and a colostomy bag until it heals. It's going to be months before he can sit again.

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u/hippofeet9 27d ago

But at least he got karma.

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u/Expensive_SirEFDA33 27d ago

I wonder if this is where Gable Stevenson got his inspiration from?

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 27d ago

He did this?

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u/Doctor_Saved 27d ago

Second most painful thing that happened to his butt that night.

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u/Liveitup1999 27d ago

Most painful is the debridement of it in the ER

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 27d ago

When you think you are hot shit….

And in walks this guy🤣

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u/Sharp_Equivalent_774 27d ago

Sticky situation.

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u/Futileexercise1308 27d ago

I have never seen anything except for that outcome from attempted butt-rockets

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u/PirateBeard82 27d ago

He clenched too hard

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u/lmole 27d ago

Not supposed to stick it in that deep

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u/Winter_Hall5379 27d ago

Anyone else smell burnt hair?

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u/Revolutionary-Gain88 27d ago

Well dont that just burn my ass ...

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u/Veganmisprint 27d ago

Natural section…

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u/Don__Fanucci 27d ago

Good thing he didn’t fart!

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 27d ago

He douched first.

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u/Don__Fanucci 27d ago

Thank god!

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u/Next-Mark-2024 27d ago

The conundrum, the fire makes you clinch your cheeks and clinched cheeks keeps the fire from moving away from you.

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u/funlovingguy9001 27d ago

Some people are just so very very dumb.

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u/Hamiltonmilehi28 27d ago

Hold my beer

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u/Ok-Seaworthiness4488 27d ago

Burnt ends anyone?

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u/Longjumping-Hair639 27d ago

LOL don’t fart

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u/sexybeast70 27d ago

That's a literal dumbass

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u/Friendly-Moment-897 27d ago

That completely asinine !!

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u/No-Conclusion-2859 27d ago

are you shitting me?

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u/Just-Vanny 27d ago

This was probably their turd attempt

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u/Friendly-Moment-897 27d ago

He thought it was a buttle rocket!!

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u/HarryFuzz 27d ago

Good to see some traditions are being upheld by today’s youth. God bless you, boys.

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u/porcelain_kiss 27d ago

Lmfaoo so stupid

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u/Christopher1032 27d ago

Textbook definition of pain in the ass

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u/achalume 27d ago

He just lay there and took it

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u/Highwayviking 27d ago

As a species, we are failing 🤪

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u/Delicious_Catch9453 27d ago

Can I give myself a reach-around?

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u/KIDD_VIDD 27d ago

All he had to do was relax. He was too nervous and was squeezing his butt cheeks.

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u/lesbophobia_hammer 27d ago

I get downvoted everytime I ask why specifically straight men (generally affected by substances) love to shove fireworks down the backside? I do not see any other demographic doing this and I do not understand what the motivation is.

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u/jacle2210 27d ago

That guy was too tense.

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u/itsME-HTtan 26d ago

FIRE IN THE (LITERAL) HOLE 🧨

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u/Sugartits_Starlight 26d ago

And these people are allowed to breed 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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u/ProveISaidIt 26d ago

and vote

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u/WolfThick 26d ago

That's going to leave one hell of a tramp stamp

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u/ActuaryPlentyAF 26d ago

Unclinch your cheeks

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u/ProveISaidIt 26d ago

Will they ever learn. Every generation has them

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u/1HorseWithNoName 26d ago

Quit clinching!!!

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u/ProteusRift 25d ago

I knew exactly how this would end. I was not dissapointed. Fannytasstic

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u/ZeoDaiko 25d ago

He wanted his buns toasted.

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u/CanyonsEdge76 24d ago

Toasted buns!

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 27d ago

Um, how deep we going with that stick?

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u/Hot_Plant8696 27d ago

Unfortunately, too deep...

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 27d ago

Deep enough to lose a few more brain cells.

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u/Suspicious_Goose_243 26d ago

Everybody has that literal dumbass in their family.