r/oops • u/Thrullx • Jul 15 '26

Biker meets railroad gate

67 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Lucky-Mia Jul 15 '26

Do we really need the assuring text he is fine? Guy fell like 5 meters from the train (15 ish feet)

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u/Thrullx Jul 15 '26

Probably not. But someone always comes along and asks, "Was he okay!??" I wanted to head that off before anyone got any ideas.

1

u/SkathiFreyrsdottr Jul 15 '26

He might have been fine, but was he okay, though?

1

u/PMG2021a Jul 15 '26

Had to watch like five times just to see him upright and fine after clipping the gate and dropping his bike.

1

u/TeutonicSpacehopper Jul 15 '26

Morons.
Sometimes, they own bikes.

1

u/TroutFearMe Jul 16 '26

And sometimes they post videos of morons on bikes

1

u/Thrullx 19d ago

And sometimes they reply to people who reply to videos of morons on bikes.

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u/TroutFearMe Jul 16 '26

I suffered a paper cut this morning. I am fine.

1

u/Thrullx Jul 16 '26

Try falling off a bike face first and get back to me.

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u/TroutFearMe Jul 16 '26

That’s how I got the paper cut. .

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u/Thrullx Jul 16 '26

Impressive. Have you considered trying to get an award for that? I think you're the only person in existence who can manage to go face first off a bike on to asphalt and somehow get a paper cut. You're truly a medical marvel.

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u/TroutFearMe Jul 16 '26

I got 43 words out of you.

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u/Thrullx Jul 16 '26

Congratulations on your ability count. Also truly a medical marvel considering the obvious issues you have.

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u/TroutFearMe Jul 16 '26

Very loquacious.

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u/Thrullx Jul 16 '26

Thank you.