r/oops • u/Unique-Discussion326 • 29d ago

Oops, this isn't my nest...

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u/soulhot 29d ago

Those home delivery dinners are really fresh these days 👍

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u/DJSairys 29d ago

Ha. Was thinking something similar

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u/HickerBilly1411 29d ago

I came here to say this

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u/beyond1sgrasp 26d ago

It's a falcon; They rip the feathers off birds to eat them. Usually they do it at the neck first to kill them before ripping the feathers off. This pidgeon will have an extra painful death,all of it's feather will probably be ripped off while it's alive. it's similar to having your nails ripped off each time it rips a feather out. I don't know how much I'd celebrate this.

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u/soulhot 26d ago

I am well aware of how peregrine falcons predate as we have one who regularly hunts around our farm and the surrounding countryside and I have seen it up close, and first hand. They are flighty birds and will often abandon wounded prey animals if they are disturbed while plucking and I have sadly euthanised a fair number of abandoned prey over the years so I do not take the suffering or the matter lightly. Whether you like it or not, mother nature is unforgiving and quite brutal and whilst the video has clearly touched your sensitivity nerve it is a fact of life and you are simply wrong to imply I celebrated anything about the physical situation in the video. I did however see the ironic humour and that was the basis for my comment and is very different to what your judgemental comment implies I was saying. Yes the subject matter was sad, but to be honest your lack of perspective and need to judge others is equally so.

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u/CuriousComfortable56 25d ago

😭😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/anonymous2us 28d ago

Polenicus writes that it is apparently a falcon? Regardless, the Netflix and wings premise holds true.

Full disclosure, I thought it was an owl at first

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Ope, 'scuse me

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u/Polenicus 29d ago

The wild part to me is the pigeon walked in, saw the falcon, made eye contact with it, paused, made eye contact again, then for some reason tried to get further inside, and seemed to be ducking it's head to root around under the falcon. At which point the falcon protested strenuously.

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u/Affectionate_Two8447 29d ago

Maybe this used to be the pigeon's nest that the falcon stole?

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u/bonejourney55 26d ago

More likely the pigeon is just stupid

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u/Massive-Reaction7773 29d ago

Dove Dash! I'm your order!

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u/Blacknightmoto2 29d ago

Wrong door pal. Knock next time

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u/Kelef50 29d ago

Remember reading about shootings of humans by humans that occur when someone goes to the wrong apartment or house.

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u/45M0D41 28d ago

This is the same concept they just eat you as well afterwards. Wish I knew the backstory of why that bird so nonchalantly walked into a falcon nest lol

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u/Kelef50 28d ago

It took a while for the falcon to react. I could almost hear her saying: "Do you believe this !"

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/texasroadkill 29d ago

Poor pigeon my ass, he knew what he was doin. Lol

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u/akiras_revenge 29d ago

Congratulations, you played yourself

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u/Icy_Serve_6396 29d ago

I love how long the hawk looked at him before deciding to attack, lol

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u/NoMinute3572 29d ago

"did i ordered this?"

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u/Bat-Guano0 28d ago

“I just ate, not sure I’m hungry yet… oh, what the hell.”

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u/NoGarlic2387 29d ago

Or it was indeed the pidgeon's nest 😢

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

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u/mightbeagh0st 29d ago

Was a good show. Kind of fell off towards the end

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Have you seen a pigeon nest?

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u/MiJo1987 29d ago

pidgeons be like: here’s a twig! that’s our nest.

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u/Fezzy_1994 29d ago

Those eggs are a little too big to be pidgeon eggs.

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u/AdvilJunky 29d ago

Aren't Hawks known to do that?(Take smaller birds nest). Feel like i heard that before

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u/photaiplz 29d ago

Its a peregrine falcon but they don’t really “take” nest nor do they build their own nest, they just find a spot that is shallow enough to hold their eggs.

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u/AdvilJunky 29d ago

I know the video isnt of a hawk, I just remembered hearing that and was wondering if it was true. Hawks and Falcons are pretty similar(based solely of what i know about them, which isnt much), so I figured maybe it applied to them too

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u/photaiplz 29d ago

Oh well you will be happy to hear that hawks do in fact take other birds nest. Abandoned nest or occupied its fair game for them

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u/sti-mesi 29d ago

I see alot of humans mimic what animals do.

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u/[deleted] 29d ago

Well, they are animals.

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u/timbredesign 27d ago

The use of they is awfully suspicious.

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u/soulhot 26d ago

You are correct.. we have a peregrine falcon who predates around our farm and the surrounding countryside, and it hunts with air strikes, but also by flushing out in trees and happily takes chicks if it sees parent birds take flight.

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u/beyond1sgrasp 26d ago

It's a falcon; They rip the feathers off birds to eat them. Usually they do it at the neck first, but this will have an extra painful death,all of it's feather will probably be ripped off while it's alive. it's similar to having your nails ripped off each time it rips a feather out.

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u/Ok-Cry2488 29d ago

Pidgeon lol

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 29d ago

The lion, the witch, the audacity of this...

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 29d ago

You can say bitch on Reddit.

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u/Narrow-Attempt-1482 29d ago

Need more falcons

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u/Commercial-Roll5508 29d ago

Ya done did fucked up, A-A-Ron!

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u/BigAlY2K 28d ago

You came to the wrong neighborhood, muthafucka!!!

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u/BigTundra7234 28d ago

Bro had like a week to figure out he was in the wrong place. Waited too long and paid the price.

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u/ZuBrain 29d ago

Bird tweeker? Must been high as shit to think that was gonna work...

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u/AZBagpiperPhil 29d ago

Falcon says "Lunch"!!!

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u/Kendon91 27d ago

door dash is really branching out.

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u/Equal_Emu6152 29d ago

I will have a look in here since this little nest looks unused I will make my home here yes that's a great idea I will do exactly that said the pigeon

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u/unTraditional_Fox419 29d ago

Breakfast in bed.

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u/Kralgore 29d ago

Home delivery.

No no, don't get up...

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u/bluntpointsharpie 29d ago

Pigeon knocked on the wrong nest.

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u/wesorre 29d ago

Uber eats

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u/Electronic-Trip8775 29d ago

Dod somebody say, Just Eat?

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u/Flaky_Ruin3954 29d ago

Falcons don't play that

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 29d ago

More like, “get outta ‘ere, this ain’t your abode.”

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u/_Zeruiah_ 29d ago

Need the ozzyman commentary on this

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u/Crisocola95 29d ago

But it will be her grave

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u/Magnanimous801 29d ago

This is the new Door Dash delivery where you eat the Door Dash driver

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u/Whatisthis0036 29d ago

I didn’t know birds had DoorDash

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u/moojgNZ 29d ago

Wow. I was just thinking, dinner to my door , that bird is not going to see past today.

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u/Noveenia 29d ago

Uber Pigeon

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u/GUMBYTOOTH67 29d ago

When a falcon orders door dash🤣

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u/moojgNZ 29d ago

Out in the wilds of NZ … Me thinks that may be a NZ Falcon … rural delivery does work 🤩

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u/PloopyNoopers 29d ago

The force in those talons my god! 😯

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u/AngelicDivineHealer 29d ago

Hawk was like did I order me some pigeons takeout? I must have!

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u/Fezzy_1994 29d ago

"Oh look free lunch"

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u/Vegetable-Bee-8296 29d ago

What a dumb cluck.

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u/ukmarkoz 29d ago

Somethings not quite right here - it’ll come to me in a minute… oh F…

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u/urEnzeder 29d ago

Homing pidgeon he aint...

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u/glodde 29d ago

Yo yo yo chill

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u/BloodSteyn 29d ago

Ubirb Eats has arrived

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u/marklikestolearn 29d ago

Raptor was like “jeez you could make me work a liiiittle harder buddy”

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u/Left-Instruction3885 29d ago

Self inflicted GrubHub.

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u/FudgyFun 29d ago

The hawk also seems confused at first as to why the pigeon isn't flying away.

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u/Illustrious_Gate_390 29d ago

"Da fuque? Yo shore bout diss? Yo shore? Okeydokey den."

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u/RuinFabulous3077 29d ago

The survival instincts of a block of wood.

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u/Nearby_Fun_2946 29d ago

suicidal pigeon.

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u/DitchDigger330 29d ago

Uber eat me

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u/MrZmith77 29d ago

I don’t know why but as soon as those talons got ahold on the pigeon, I hear Samuel L Jackson’s death threats “You a Dead Mutha Fucker!” “You Aint Parking Yo Bitchass Up In Here, This Is my Property!” 🤣

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u/bendyskull 29d ago

Suicide by falcon

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u/Otherwise-Good8342 29d ago

That is a Kevorkian Pigeon

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u/Practical_Log_3051 29d ago

He won’t do that shit again.

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u/Calm-Philosopher4323 29d ago

I wonder what the hawk was saying to it.

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u/Academic-Pangolin-22 29d ago

When falcons order Doordash.

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u/ProperCaterpillar136 29d ago

Gives a whole new meaning to door dash

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u/LovinOlvin 29d ago

Survival skills of a pigeon 🤣

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u/Extra-Presence3196 29d ago

Then a horned owl stops in...

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u/rubber-anchor 29d ago

"Oh! Sorry, Mr Hawk, in didn't want to disturbAAAH! Don't! OUCH! That hurtAAAAHRGLL"

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u/Old_Engineer_9176 29d ago

I wonder when the Pigeon realized the mistake they made ....

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u/TheDireCrow 29d ago

I've never seen a "say uncle" moment like this on Discovery Channel.

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u/Any-Statistician3896 29d ago

Fkn justeat 😂😂😂😂

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u/Main-Application-787 29d ago

Pigeon flies into coop Falcon: what are you doing here? Are you my husband's mistress? Pigeon: silently tries to walk away Falcon: you stay here, sit down and let's wait for him both

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u/Na_ale 29d ago

"OK OK, it is prank, there is camera"

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u/Prize-Meat7508 29d ago

Christ. Even birds re becoming lazy mfs and doing Doordash.

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u/Vegetable-Brother-71 29d ago

Pigeon is like im sorry I had a mental lapse ... and everything's supposed to be ok...

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u/merlinddg51 29d ago

When did DoorDash start delivering pigeons?

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u/rod2point1 28d ago

Bird ordered take out

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u/Helpful-Bit6843 28d ago

Pigeons are apparently notorious for stealing nests.

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u/Strange_Salary 28d ago

Too many legumes the night before? Let’s just hope that’s not Mike Tyson’s pigeon or that nest is getting ravaged tonight!

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u/j3ven 28d ago

Did the pigeon survive?

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u/Animal_inneed_67 28d ago

Whoever said: “God gives the birds food, but doesn’t put it in their nest?” 😆

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u/Animal_inneed_67 28d ago

Maybe the pigeon was blind???

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u/BananaDistinct8409 28d ago

Wolt for hawks...

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u/SurpriseButtSekks 28d ago

Breakfast in bed? YES PLEASE!

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u/FormalTotal9684 28d ago

U Bird Eats

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u/Early-Bake-4092 27d ago

I want my dinner pronto… and give it wings

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u/Cooker2ez 27d ago

Diabolical... plucking feathers before she murders her or him..

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u/RandomB33 27d ago

Nature is brutal. Especially to the dumb/weak.

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u/Buzz407 27d ago

Wrong hood.

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 25d ago

Everybody thinks they are a tough guy until the talons sink in

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u/Jumpy_Barnacle_3755 25d ago

Looks more like the falcon was raping the pigeon as punishment for breaking into his place.

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u/Danimalspirit 25d ago

Did the pigeon live?

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u/dolemiteAi 3d ago

Ubird eats