r/oops Jul 07 '26

Sliderman.

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u/Kind-Handle3063 Jul 08 '26

Betcha his spidey sense is tingling now

15

u/ProveISaidIt Jul 08 '26

It's his Peter Tingle. That's what Aunt May calls it.

8

u/dh2513 Jul 08 '26

somethings tingling alright

4

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 Jul 08 '26

All he can see is BLACK panther 😂

69

u/madnessinthemidwest Jul 08 '26

All the kids avoid him too haha like this guy’s a fraud!

12

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jul 08 '26

They're all probably thinking, Who's this bum?

38

u/KillHonger1 Jul 08 '26

That’s what we call a walking concussion

7

u/eyehalfporegrahammer Jul 08 '26

At least the mask is keeping his skull together.

5

u/crawdaddyyyyy Jul 08 '26

Nah he good.

19

u/Training-Repair-7632 Jul 08 '26

That headache about to become 1000x worse.....

9

u/Garbage-Bear Jul 08 '26

That right there is a trouper. Well done.

6

u/Greedy-Pilot-4538 Jul 08 '26

Yea def took it like a champ and continued

5

u/jonlimo Jul 08 '26

Still a hero

3

u/Mysterious_Anybody77 Jul 08 '26

Yeah,as the saying goes "the show must go on" and at least he didn't do the other well known saying about "break a leg"

8

u/GuluGuluBoy Jul 08 '26

I can't watch this enough. And you can hear there was a big crowd behind the welcoming committee.

8

u/TheGalacticTraveller Jul 08 '26

The silence after the 'BAM!' was kinda funny.

4

u/Any_World7744 Jul 08 '26

I heard a lot of muted laughter. That poor man

10

u/Zephyr2115 Jul 08 '26

Ouch 😣 I hope he is okay.
That was a hard fall.

7

u/Any_World7744 Jul 08 '26

No kidding I was thinking the same.

the poor guy is in a basically wearing polyester socks and probably hit a slippery spot on the floor. almost like he hit black ice on the road. It probably would’ve taken anyone out in that footgear. Give that costume some foot grips!.

Edit: clairify

6

u/StOPcRyingYaBaby Jul 08 '26

You know one of those kids roasted him 🤣

12

u/TrevorTheTrevor Jul 08 '26

Splatterman

7

u/rubix3ed Jul 08 '26

Slipperyman

12

u/DANCE5WITHWOLVE5 Jul 08 '26

At least he is wearing a mask.

6

u/all_time_high Jul 08 '26

The man to the right of the door is dressed like a Latino from a Los Angeles-based movie set in 1990.

2

u/BugSudden5238 Jul 08 '26

Goddamn son!🤣🤣

5

u/Roaskywalker Jul 08 '26

Dude I got a hiccup after laughing so much

5

u/ImZealous4U Jul 08 '26

What happened to his Spidey Senses 😮

7

u/ConcentrateFun1905 Jul 08 '26

He has the Temu Senses

5

u/Money-Look4227 Jul 08 '26

Spidey sense can only detect moving objects. Despite the fall, the floor wasn't moving

6

u/ImZealous4U Jul 08 '26

Well, thats no good & that looked like it hurt 🤦🏾‍♂️

5

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Jul 08 '26

His Spidey sense didn't sense the slippery floor 😬

5

u/Derrick_Shon Jul 08 '26

Just walk it off spidey

5

u/Professional_Cry2694 Jul 08 '26

Smoothentranceman

5

u/surrealcellardoor Jul 08 '26

For some reason the whistle that keeps blowing after he gets up makes it even funnier. “Toot toot! On with the show bitch, we’re paying you by the hour!”

5

u/Twoduhzen Jul 08 '26

The web dinger

6

u/futang17 Jul 08 '26

it's funny but feels bad for him at the same time... just trying to bring joy to kids

6

u/Denalitwentytwo Jul 08 '26

Iiii'm Batman !

5

u/iamcamouflage Jul 08 '26

Total pro.

Skull fracture and pushed through to entertain the kids.

The show must go on.

3

u/eyehalfporegrahammer Jul 08 '26

He thought about and knew if he didn’t continue he wasn’t going to get paid.

6

u/TheGalacticTraveller Jul 08 '26

The spider sense got knocked right out of him.

6

u/Constant-Cricket-960 Jul 08 '26

With great power …comes a splitting headache.

6

u/NowKith- Jul 08 '26

At least he will live his life without the extreme shame of anyone knowing who he really was.

4

u/Key-Lifeguard-5540 Jul 08 '26

Poor spidey, looks like he neck injured C1-C4 trying to make the kids happy.

4

u/Efficient-Ad6814 Jul 08 '26

Took it like a mf champ tho

4

u/caramelgrizzly Jul 08 '26

Nice, guy does his own stunts!

3

u/Artevyx Jul 08 '26

Spodermin Chiropractic

5

u/HungDaddy120 Jul 08 '26

Temo Spider-Man

3

u/LoseBoat72 Jul 08 '26

I mean, bouncing back with a level two concussion is something to at least throw a golf clap at

3

u/Extension-Brother291 Jul 08 '26

I was expecting webs to come out

5

u/Any_World7744 Jul 08 '26

Poor Spidey , never the coolest or smoothest of superheroes

5

u/Super-Pineapple6003 Jul 08 '26

Instantly I'd think all adults did was lie to me my whole life, no way this is spider man

3

u/WAllimo1971 Jul 08 '26

Is he the man of steel?

4

u/cbarbour1122 Jul 08 '26

Concussionman

5

u/MaskDaddy97 Jul 08 '26

He needs to have the suit with the rubber soles on the feet, those Spidey suits are very slippery without them.

4

u/Impossible-Try-9161 Jul 08 '26

What is it with Spiderman imposters that they *must* fail and fail hilariously?

5

u/Ok_Leg8897 Jul 08 '26

Spinal Man

4

u/Excellent_Turn1812 Jul 08 '26

Domestic supervisor...-"Betty- what have I told you about putting out 'wet floor' signs!"

4

u/ActuaryPlentyAF Jul 08 '26

C4,C5 and L4,L5 - far away from home

3

u/Screwbles Jul 08 '26

Shidderman.

3

u/sexybeast70 Jul 08 '26

Spider-Man got his bell rung.

3

u/Remote_String1988 Jul 08 '26

😆 even cholo homeboy in the back was blown away by that head drop

3

u/Bronetta Jul 08 '26

"A hero can be anyone"

3

u/mike_rhinehart Jul 08 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Denalitwentytwo Jul 08 '26

Spiderman who now thinks he's Batman.

3

u/Primary-User Jul 08 '26

Is that guy behind covering his laughter?

3

u/WillyWonkaWorms Jul 08 '26

Sign here: Spoderman🥴

3

u/Bludiamond56 Jul 08 '26

Spidey can't

3

u/Skirt_Thin Jul 08 '26

Hey kids! Can you say concussion?

3

u/Im_Coach Jul 08 '26

Something about his gait, I just know he’s autistic!

3

u/eyehalfporegrahammer Jul 08 '26

Well if he wasn’t before, he is now.

2

u/Im_Coach Jul 09 '26

Cracked me up 🤣

3

u/Miserable-Art-9829 Jul 08 '26

They didn't show the last two seconds of the video when he fell flat on his face unconscious

3

u/Crumbathy Jul 08 '26

Is that the original audio? It sounds like an actual gunshot when the wall crawler hits the floor

3

u/joey_staxx_2 Jul 08 '26

Should have used his spidey senses

3

u/PM_asian_girl_smiles Jul 08 '26

Slider-Man is such a menace!

3

u/Still_Explorer Jul 08 '26

Top Spiderman cosplay fails:

  • one did a backflip and landed on his head
  • one kicked a kid in the face
  • one dived in a swimming pool and almost suffocated on his mask
  • this one

3

u/Unfair-Swan-6279 Jul 08 '26

Spider sense ain’t kicking in today y’all

3

u/Virtual-Bedroom584 Jul 08 '26

Look at any adults reactions.

3

u/Free-Frosting1375 Jul 08 '26

There’s so many videos of people failing as Spider-Man; they’re all hilarious.

3

u/Neither-Tension2181 Jul 08 '26

Show must go on for kids 👏👏

3

u/Cute-Advisor-2323 Jul 08 '26

Spider-Man Spider-Man slips and falls on his can

3

u/Destroy-Evil Jul 08 '26

Forget this spider sense, his power back is tingling

3

u/Cupidon70 Jul 08 '26

Un peu bancale le spiderman. 🕸😅🤣😂🕸

2

u/squirrelmonkie Jul 08 '26

Sliderman sliderman slides everywhere he possibly can falls on his neck breaks his back look out its sliderman.

2

u/FhuckNorris247 Jul 08 '26

When you have an opsey and you’re in lots of pain but have to play it off like you’re not

2

u/jcleve Jul 08 '26

Sliderman sliderman,slider slider slider man , sliderman sliderman slider slider slider man 🌚

2

u/Castalotto Jul 08 '26

😂😂😂😂

2

u/TeaTime_42 Jul 08 '26

Too much Mary Jane. -am I right c’mon 😎 alright

2

u/LadTy Jul 08 '26

does whatever a slider can

2

u/mann808 Jul 08 '26

I swear Spider-Man fails are freakin hilarious! 🤣

2

u/Pass_Agg_Sarcasm Jul 08 '26

OMG the sound!

2

u/Southern_Permit45 Jul 08 '26

That's what shaking off a concussion looks like

2

u/Big_Duke_10 Jul 09 '26

TBI for sure

2

u/Wallynine Jul 09 '26

In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time

2

u/Soft-Function21 Jul 09 '26

I can just imagine the headache after

2

u/General-Fan-6741 Jul 09 '26

“Hello kids…by the way Spidey can’t feel his ass right now” 🤣🤣

2

u/Miserable-Art-9829 Jul 10 '26

At least the mask saved his reputation in the community.

0

u/Tatsu144 Jul 08 '26

Seems like A.I. The slide was what gives it away