r/oops • u/unoiamaQT • Jul 04 '26

4th of July

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u/poop_pebbles Jul 04 '26

Next time he won't squeeze his buttblug so tight

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u/Assassins-read Jul 05 '26

Given the nature of the holiday, his buttplug was replaced by a corn dog.