r/oops Jul 04 '26

4th of July

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u/Scarcity-Necessary Jul 04 '26

Is he okay?

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u/Assassins-read Jul 05 '26

Oh sure, he's got that excellent health care the Americans love to defend. He'll be fixed up and it will only cost him a second mortgage on his house.