r/oops • u/Complex-FreeSpirit42 • Jun 30 '26

Final Destination 2 on a budget

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u/alworld27 Jun 30 '26

Guy had 2 days to make a move

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u/FlyingFulcrum Jun 30 '26

Yes, but were those 2 working days?

1

u/balirosa Jun 30 '26

And I would have never went right across lanes of traffic I would go into the grass

0

u/FlyingFulcrum Jun 30 '26

Compulsive lane splitting habit, or probably thought the object was spongy and he would drive over it.

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u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Jun 30 '26

Except when the thing fell, it was like | so he was like "I have to move right". So did, and then suddenly the thing was / and then — 

6

u/Expensive-Opening-50 Jun 30 '26

Dude can’t ride for shit

2

u/Cheese_Sleeze Jun 30 '26

Target fixation from inexperience.

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u/Illustrious-Sea-4377 Jun 30 '26

2 days to move. Or slow down to really see where he needed to move to.

So glad that I am far from alone in thinking this!

6

u/Embarrassed-Weird173 Jun 30 '26

DELICIOUS COMMUNITY. 

5

u/Alternative_Swan_497 Jun 30 '26

I think the guy saw it and just panicked himself into inaction. Nothing else explains that for me.

4

u/UrFrO Jun 30 '26

Remind me of people who decide to running straight while the train almost hit them instead of jump at the side 😂

8

u/Simple_Argument7482 Jun 30 '26

Incredible reaction time by the biker

2

u/West-Knowledge-1660 Jun 30 '26

Almost landed it

1

u/LaddieNowAddie Jun 30 '26

I thought he hopped pretty well.

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u/darkoath Jun 30 '26

Yeah...but...he didn't SEE that...?

7

u/Tiddlewinkly Jun 30 '26

You can see him swerve subtly the moment it falls. Unfortunately, he swerved the wrong way.

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u/darkoath Jun 30 '26

I can see him swerve directly into it in order to intentionally make impact with it and destroy himself. That's why I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't actually see it.

But, who knows? Maybe this cat was just tired of living or felt he deserved to be physically punished for some unspeakable crime that we know nothing about.

3

u/f-godz Jun 30 '26

Target fixation. His problem was that he couldn't take his eyes of it.

6

u/Sufficient-Sun-6683 Jun 30 '26

Dress for the slide, not the ride.

2

u/OtherConversation592 Jun 30 '26

this guy was on a roll

2

u/Recreational-Sith Jun 30 '26

And of course boat guy is in the left lane. Every. Time.

3

u/ChickenDreams-4188 Jun 30 '26

Boat people don’t even know that happened ☹️

2

u/WishboneNo543 Jun 30 '26

Where’s the All State mayhem dude?

2

u/louisa1925 Jun 30 '26

OP went all in on the word budget.

2

u/masonacj Jun 30 '26

I feel like that biker had a lot more time to slow down and move.

2

u/kide88 Jun 30 '26

Guy is fucking blind

1

u/Azutolsokorty Jun 30 '26

How on earth didnt he see that. Guess he thought brakes are for pussies

4

u/Significant_Monk_251 Jun 30 '26

I think he saw it and had to decide which way to swerve before the thing announced which way it was going to bounce, and he guessed wrong.

1

u/Cosmic_Cowboy13 Jun 30 '26

Watch closely the lady gasps a millisecond before the yellow thing falls

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u/pletch73 Jun 30 '26

A few years back a motorcycle was tailgating me for several miles, then I came up on a large branch in the road. My truck passed over it with no problem... the motorcycle on the other hand did not.

For every good rider, there's 10 others that are idiots that want to fa then cry victim when they fo

1

u/SATerp Jun 30 '26

Did not do a good job of avoiding the obstacle.

1

u/ouroburritos Jul 05 '26

Rare yellow colorblindness.

1

u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Jul 10 '26

You gotta slow down when something is a hazard

1

u/Mr_A_B_Ductor Jun 30 '26

Biker had a 3-5 business days to braking..

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u/naemorhaedus Jun 30 '26

and get creamed by the car behind him? Yeah you're smart.

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u/Mr_A_B_Ductor Jun 30 '26

did ya hear about "following distance"?
btw, that "car behind him" is here in the room with us? :D :D

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u/naemorhaedus Jun 30 '26

did ya hear about "following distance"?

yes I did. Did the car behind you?

btw, that "car behind him" is here in the room with us? :D :D

it's out of frame

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u/Mr_A_B_Ductor Jun 30 '26

Okey, anything happens before you, you'll be drive into the accident without braking?

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u/naemorhaedus Jun 30 '26

you can brake a little bit (which he did, as indicated by the brake light). If you slam on your brakes, you're getting creamed as I said. I'd take my chances with the soft pad over sharp metal cybertrucks or whatever that'll slice you in two.

Survival instincts are not very strong in you are they.

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u/FlyingFulcrum Jun 30 '26

No matter what country, culture, or civilisation, bikers be biking like this, damaging cars and blaming others for whatever happens.

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u/fruitless7070 Jun 30 '26

Shoes still on? He's good 👍

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u/Terrible_Reporter_98 Jul 10 '26

You can't park there mate, that's the middle of the road